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Hello Canadian readers! Several of you have expressed interest in purchasing a copy of My Pet Halfling, my 25-page black-and-white self-published comic book, but noted that you live on the other side of the U.S./Canadian border, and wanted to know if there was a special step they needed to add to my ridiculously restrictive and Ludditical instructions for securing a copy.

Yes! Yes, there is! You must add one U.S. dollar to the price of three U.S. dollars. If you live in Canada and want a copy sent to you, it will cost you four U.S. dollars (Sorry! It's the postal service's fault!)

So, to review...

Americans, please send $3 to J. Caleb Mozzocco, 27645 Bishop Park Drive #715, Willoughby Hills, Ohio, 44092 via check, money order, or three one-dollar bills tucked into an envelope.

Canadians, please send $4 to J. Caleb Mozzocco, p.o. box 1102, Ashtabula, Ohio, 44005-1102 via check, money order, or four one-dollar bills tucked into an envelope.
Don't delay! Supplies are limited!

A comic book you can buy: My Pet Halfling by J. Caleb "The Person Who Writes This Blog" Mozzocco

One rainy afternoon...
...three roommates decide to get a pet......and make a rather unusual choice...Unfortunately, their new little companion attracts some pretty serious pests...
...which cause some pretty serious problems for the new pet-owners.
A bunch of running around, fightingand mild hilarity—or attempts at it, anyway—ensue.

My Pet Halfing is twenty-five, six-and-a-half-inch-by-ten-and-a-quarter-inch, black-and-white story pages written, illustrated and lettered by everyone's seventh-favorite comics blogger, J. Caleb Mozzocco (Hey, that's me!).To order a copy of your very own, send $3 to J. Caleb Mozzocco, 7950 Mentor Avenue B102, Mentor, Ohio 44060 (Checks, money orders, or three one dollar bills tucked into an envelope discretely are probably fine; sorry, no PayPal or any other crazy technological money exchanging, as I am old and dumb).

I've only printed 145 copies—which makes it an ultra-rare collectible, perhaps...?—since, honestly, it's not all that great (It was written about eight years ago, and the drawing started not long after that, so, quality-wise, it's the work of an even less skilled Caleb than the Caleb whose occasional short comics you may be familiar with) and I won't be sending out review copies to my peers, so order yours ASAP. (If you want; no pressure!)

My Pet Halfling—There are certainly worse comics you could buy.




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Hey, if you have any questions about the comic, please feel free to leave 'em in the comments or shoot me an email—my addy is in the upper right corner there—as I may put together an FAQ or something at some point.

Quick programming note: I'm not going to update EDILW this weekend in order to just leave this sales pitch hanging at the top of the blog for a few days, so don't be alarmed if there aren't any updates until Monday-ish. I might double-post on Monday and Tuesday to make up for lack of posting this weekend..