Scooby-Doo Team-Up #33 (DC Comics) So when I first started this blog, every Wednesday night the post would be a feature I called "Weekly Haul," wherein I reviewed all the comics I brought back from the shop that afternoon. At the time, the stack of comics was sizable enough that the word "haul" wasn't too much of an exaggeration. Then, in 2010, I moved to a city without it's own comic shop, so I changed the name of the feature to "Comic Shop Comics," because I was no longer getting comics on a weekly basis. Even though I moved back to a city with a comic shop some years ago, I kept the "Comic Shop Comics" title, because the number of comics has been dwindling to the point where "haul" doesn't seem to describe it. Some weeks, like this week, I wonder if I'll even continue the feature at all, under any name, because it's honestly not hard to imagine a Wednesday night in the near future where I go to the shop and then return empty-handed.
This week, for example, I came home with just a singe comic book. Comic books--at least the kind one can find in a comic shop on a Wednesday evening--seem to be drifting apart, and I'm not sure if it's me, or if it's Comics.
Anyway, I'm glad I found at least one comic today. Better still, it was a good one.
As you can see from the cover, this month's issue of Scooby-Doo Team-Up, DC's best gateway comic to the DC Universe's superheroes, features The Legion of Super-Heroes. It occurred to me that I've read exactly three comic books featuring the Legion this year, and all of them were out-of-continuity team-ups with characters seen on television (the others being Legion of Super-Heroes/Bugs Bunny Special #1 and Batman '66/Legion of Super-Heroes).
The three founders travel back in time to pick up Mystery, Inc and take them to their own time, as the legendary ghost hunting detectives are needed to help the LOSH solve the mystery of The Ghost of Ferro Lad. Before it's over, The Fatal Five will attack, and we get to see battles I think it's safe to say no one had ever imagined before writer Sholly Fisch typed them up, like Fred Jones vs. Mano, or Daphne Blake vs. The Persuader.
Fisch is joined by his usual partner on the series, Dario Brizuela, who does a pretty fine job of drawing all those Legionnaires into the superhero style he's established for the series.
While Fisch gets a lot of jokes out of the team-up, I can't help but feel there were a lot left on the table...perhaps the result of there being so many goddam Legionnaires--about nine of them get panel-time, many others simply have cameos. A Scooby-Doo/LOSH miniseries would be needed to take full advantage of all the opportunities presented by the teenagers from the late 1960s traveling a millennium into the future to hang out with the teenage superhero army.
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Library comics Pt. 5: Superman #693-#697
These comics are so strange, I’m not even really sure where to start with them.Obviously, they’re part of the Superman family of books DC publishes, and these are different from the Superman family of books DC was publishing up until recently in two key ways.
First, and most noticeably, Superman is not actually in them. The star of this book is Mon-El, a Legion of Super-Hero character whose background is so complicated and has been subject to so many different revisions over the years that one would need charts to explain it in any great detail.
I think he was created and/or used as a stand-in for Superman after Crisis on Infinite Earths severed Superman from the Legion continuity, as he’s very Superman-like. He dresses similar, likes the same primary color combinations, looks the exact same, and comes from a planet where the humanoid white people gain fantastic powers under Earth’s yellow sun, their only weakness a single element.
For the purposes of this story, as Mon-El’s currenty continuity stands, he was a friend of Clark Kent’s when Clark was a teenager and was dying of lead poisoning, so Clark shot him into the Phantom Zone to keep him alive, promising a vague and insincere Reed Richards-like “I’ll find a cure for you someday, friend.” He just recently did.
As to why Mon-El is starring in a comic called Superman instead of Kal-El, well Superman’s been absent from most of his books for the majority of the past year or so, as part of a huge plot involving un-shrunken Kandor, a hostile New Krypton and Superman being banished from the Earth for unconvincing reasons.
Superman without Superman isn’t completely unprecedented, of course. After Superman died in the ‘90s, he wasn’t in his boos for several big, long story arcs. What seems different about those stories (“Funeral for a Friend,” “Reign of the Superman,” et cetera) was that while Superman wasn’t the protagonist of each, they were always stories about Superman. How would people get on without Superman, what did Superman’s loved ones, allies and enemies think and feel now that he was gone, could anyone really replace him, etc.
The current Superman status quo talks about Superman a lot, and one of the story arcs contained in these issues—“Man of Valor” is specifically about Mon-El wanting to be a symbol of Superman without actually calling himself “Superman”—but the comics I’ve seen all seem much more plot driven then theme-driven. They’re not about Superman so much as tangentially related to Superman. (These comics, for example, are set mostly in Smallville and Metropolis, and feature Ma Kent, Krypto, the current Superboy and Lois Lane’s dad, but not in relation to Superman so much as in relation to what’s going on in Superman books these days, if that makes sense).
The other strange thing about these books is that they have the “triangle” numbering of the old ‘90s Superman line, when each of the (then) three-to-five Super-books would lead directly in to one another, so an additional number was needed on the cover to indicate which sequence to read them in.It was a system that had its positives (a new Superman comic each week, all of which are equally “relevant” and part of a big, epic story) and negatives (the fact that the style and tone would change slightly each issues, as each creative team brought something different to the material, no matter how rigorously it was plotted out). I think Steve Wacker and Marvel perfected that sort of comics storytelling on the almost-monthly Amazing Spider–Man, with story arcs generally having the same creative team within that numbering system (So, for example, Dan Slott and Marcos Martin would do four almost-weekly issues, then hand the baton off to the next team for the next story arc, which would run weekly-ish).
I was surprised, and a little relieved, to find that despite the triangle numbering (which here actually appears in a Superman shield-shaped pentagon), most of these issues were part of their own, stands-on-its-own stories (There were some previous and later issues that didn’t available at the library, but I just scanned through ‘em and don’t really wanna write about them, as they make up every fourth or fifth chapter of a story, the other chapters of which I’m missing).
That means they’re easier to read, but I wonder if that isn’t also pretty annoying. If one doesn’t need to read the various books triangle-numbered 14, 15 and 16 between Superman #693 and Superman #694, why bother with the numbering? If one followed it for a month or two, would one feel kinda tricked, and less likely to follow the Super-books?
I don’t really know. I gave up on Superman a while back. For the most part I liked what writer James Robinson was doing, but the pace was too plodding.
If a storyline about Mon-El and The Guardian fighting super-crime in Metropolis while Superman is off in space while Jimmy Olsen risks his life with some dangerous investigative reporting while the General Thunderbolt Ross shaves his mustache and pretends to be Lois Lane’s dad and builds an army of Superman-fighters consisting mainly of the Creature Commandos and forgotten characters from 1st Issue Special sounds pretty awesome in theory, how long do you think you’d like to see it play out? Six months? A year?
I got bored about three months or so into it, when it became clear what the big mystery was, and that everything else was simply Superman (and Action, which I dropped almost immediately after an issue which consisted of little more than the latest Firebird getting brutalized for like 20 pages, and, I assume, Supergirl and maybe Adventure) just killing time until the series about Superman on New Krypton (Superman: World of New Krypton) wrapped up and the various characters could all fight.
Those triangle or pentagon numbers, as well as the banners reading “World Against (The Superman S-shield with an “X” drawn through it)” across the top of the covers that would seem to indicate that all of the Super-books are telling (in actuality, they’re just general status quo branding, like “Dark Reign” was for Marvel), didn’t make staring to read it again very inviting.
James Robinson is still writing Superman, and the art teams change fairly frequently, with Fernando Dagino, Javier Pina and Bernard Chang penciling these five issues. Of them, I liked Chang’s art the best, as he has a nice, dark, thick line, uses strong, sometimes severe shapes in constructing his images, and is pretty dynamic in his storytelling (Dagino and Pina are fine too though; Dagino’s style reminds me unfortunately of Eddy Barrows’, and Pina has a softer, rounder figures that seem out-of-place coming between chapters by Dagino and Chang).
The pace is still plodding, although a slow pace isn’t such a bad thing when you can read 100 pages of the story in a sitting, instead of stretched out over a few months (I suspect these stories will all be a lot more engaging in trade then they were in serial publication).General Ross—er, Lane’s team of Known Supervillains Who Work For the Army To Fight Known Superhero Superman For Some Reason have captured Mon-El, and taken him to 59009, the codename of their little Superman-busters club, have captured Mon-El and dressed him in tight black underwear (What does the mysterious number mean? Type it into a calculator, turn it upside down and you get—“boobs.” Wait, I think I got the wrong number., it was supposed to spell “hell”…)
Lane wants him to join his team, which now also includes some magic lady with a face tattoo, Parasite and that purple guy who put Green Lantern’s girlfriend in a refrigerator (Major Force? Is that it?). To convince him to do so, he tortures him.
Then Mon-El hangs out in Smallville, Ma Kent sews her forty-fifth version of a super-costume (Which I kinda like, actually) and Mon-El’s early adventures in Metropolis from a few issues ago are repeated, only now he’s wearing a different costume.
Robinson is building to something, and manages the neat trick of revealing that many of the elements of his Superman run (I’d say “characters,” but at least one of them is actually an object) were actually members of the…spoiler alert!…Legion Espionage Squad.
This will mean something to you if you knew there was a legion Espionage Squad. I wasn’t all that excited to see Whatshername and Whosit, but I appreciated the long-term planning and the surprise (Particularly the one where the thing turned out to be someone in disguise…like, who expects something that isn’t even a sentient being to be a super-person in disguise?).
I have no idea where this ultimately goes, as #697 ends with a blurb saying, “to be continued in Adventure Comics #8” and the library I got these comics from doesn’t have a subscription to Adventure Comics, just Batman, Superman and Scooby-Doo. But props for packing some genuine surprises into what has so far been a very predictable (and very, very, very long) storyline.
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Couple of nitpicks before I go:
Issue #694, the all-Pina issue, has the evil killer monster version of Bizarro I can’t cotton in it. In this panel, he hits Mon-El with freeze breath. But Bizarro doesn’t have freeze breath. He has heat breath and freezevision, the opposite of Superman’s freeze breath and heatvision. This is an outrage! They should fix it in the trade! And give everyone their money back! And fire someone!
And not to pick on Pina or anything, but, he drew this one, too. Check out Starman in this spread. Does his pose look familiar?
Hmm. Close enough to look overly familiar, but not exact enough to suggest a straight un-fooled-around-with swipe. (Oh, by the way Legion fans, who’s that dude dude with the Tetris piece on his uniform?)*******************
Finally: I’ll have a few general, scattered thoughts about DC’s Scooby-Doo comics, and that’ll do it for these “Library comics” posts
Friday, April 04, 2008
Their powers are all pretty self-explanatory.
I’m not a big fan of the Legion of Super-Heroes. Not because I don’t like the concept or the comics featuring them that I’ve read, but simply because I haven’t read all that many comics featuring them.
But from what I gather, there are relatively few writers who can and should write this somewhat challenging franchise: Keith Giffen, Blog@Newsarama.com’s Paul Levitz, that Jim Shooter kid, James Kochalka, Christopher Bird and I bet Adam Warren could write a mean Legion.
But you know who should never, ever write the Legion under any circumstances?
Me.
And here are 141 reasons why:
Alligator Lad
Cloaca Lad
Nicotine Lad
Aqualad Lad
Undergrad Lad
Non-Trad Lad
Plaid Lad
Glad Lad
Mad Lad
Sad Lad
Fad Lad
Rad Lad
Luggage Lad
Nad Lad
Lass Lad
Ladle Lad
Lady Lad
Vlad Lad
Crab Lad
Laddie Lad
Citrus Lad
Delicious Pastry Lad
Salamander Lad
Elf Lad
Very Handsome Lad
Old-Timey Lad
Lummox Lad
Lincoln Lad
Triad Lad
Bombardier Beetle Boy
Bettie Page Boy
Hamlet Boy
Drummer Boy
Antebellum Boy
Batman Boy
Man Boy
Lady Boy
Chef Boy
Toy Boy
Troy Boy
Goya Boy
Oscar De La Hoya Boy
Girl Boy
Boy Girl Boy
Hobo Boy
Soy Boy
Morse Code Boy
Bigfoot Boy
Ombudsman Boy
Oy Boy
Chomsky Boy
Play Boy
Butter Boy
Brilliant But Cancelled Boy
Bad Role Model Boy
Joy Boy
Antler Boy
Throws Like A Girl Boy
Cholera Epidemic Boy
Canary Boy
Nancy Boy
Totally Boss Boy
Braniacisatotalhomo Boy
Owlbear Boy
Rock Hard Abs Boy
Elderly Boy
Baby Boy
Void Boy
Viking Boy
Biplane Boy
Butane Boy
Pain-in-the-Ass Lass
Tiara Lass
Mine Tragedy Lass
Lemur Lass
Licorice Lass
Rassafrassin’ Lass
Sassafras Lass
Whiplash Lass
Glass Lass
Grass Lass
Nasty Lass
The Complete Works of Paul Verhoeven Lass
Grizzly Bear Lass
No-Class Lass
Librarian Lass
Outcast Lass
Outkast Lass
Class Action Lawsuit Lass
Crone Girl
Fast Girl
Burly Girl
Japanese Girl
Triceratops Girl
Ermine Girl
Spaghetti Girl
Track and Field Girl
Poltergeist Girl
Bourbon Girl
Damn Girl
School Girl
Call Girl
Scantily Clad Girl
Scrimshaw Girl
Goose Girl
Next Door Girl
Boy Girl
Casper Van Dien Girl
Pearl Girl
Earl Girl
Whirlwind Girl
Coelancanth Girl
Hurl Girl
Girder Girl
Genghis Khan Girl
Superman Girl
Pendulum Girl
World Girl
Calendar Girl
Colander Girl
Drag Strip Girl
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Girl
Lame Girl
Tomboy Girl
Women’s Studies Girl
Centaur Girl
Cupcake Kid
Carpenter Kid
Chupacabra Kid
Squid Kid
Canterbury Tales Kid
Super Kid
Capoeira Kid
Casablanca Kid
Gender-Confusion Kid
Cancelled Comics Cavalcade Kid
Ethnic Stereotype Kid
Chris Claremont Kid
Caveman Kid
Dirigible Kid
(Advance apologies if any of these are actually real Legionnaires, or if I inadvertently stole any one else’s fake Legionnaires; I didn’t feel like googling them all. Also, apologies for this post in general, but I just had to get that out of my system)
But from what I gather, there are relatively few writers who can and should write this somewhat challenging franchise: Keith Giffen, Blog@Newsarama.com’s Paul Levitz, that Jim Shooter kid, James Kochalka, Christopher Bird and I bet Adam Warren could write a mean Legion.
But you know who should never, ever write the Legion under any circumstances?
Me.
And here are 141 reasons why:
Alligator Lad
Cloaca Lad
Nicotine Lad
Aqualad Lad
Undergrad Lad
Non-Trad Lad
Plaid Lad
Glad Lad
Mad Lad
Sad Lad
Fad Lad
Rad Lad
Luggage Lad
Nad Lad
Lass Lad
Ladle Lad
Lady Lad
Vlad Lad
Crab Lad
Laddie Lad
Citrus Lad
Delicious Pastry Lad
Salamander Lad
Elf Lad
Very Handsome Lad
Old-Timey Lad
Lummox Lad
Lincoln Lad
Triad Lad
Bombardier Beetle Boy
Bettie Page Boy
Hamlet Boy
Drummer Boy
Antebellum Boy
Batman Boy
Man Boy
Lady Boy
Chef Boy
Toy Boy
Troy Boy
Goya Boy
Oscar De La Hoya Boy
Girl Boy
Boy Girl Boy
Hobo Boy
Soy Boy
Morse Code Boy
Bigfoot Boy
Ombudsman Boy
Oy Boy
Chomsky Boy
Play Boy
Butter Boy
Brilliant But Cancelled Boy
Bad Role Model Boy
Joy Boy
Antler Boy
Throws Like A Girl Boy
Cholera Epidemic Boy
Canary Boy
Nancy Boy
Totally Boss Boy
Braniacisatotalhomo Boy
Owlbear Boy
Rock Hard Abs Boy
Elderly Boy
Baby Boy
Void Boy
Viking Boy
Biplane Boy
Butane Boy
Pain-in-the-Ass Lass
Tiara Lass
Mine Tragedy Lass
Lemur Lass
Licorice Lass
Rassafrassin’ Lass
Sassafras Lass
Whiplash Lass
Glass Lass
Grass Lass
Nasty Lass
The Complete Works of Paul Verhoeven Lass
Grizzly Bear Lass
No-Class Lass
Librarian Lass
Outcast Lass
Outkast Lass
Class Action Lawsuit Lass
Crone Girl
Fast Girl
Burly Girl
Japanese Girl
Triceratops Girl
Ermine Girl
Spaghetti Girl
Track and Field Girl
Poltergeist Girl
Bourbon Girl
Damn Girl
School Girl
Call Girl
Scantily Clad Girl
Scrimshaw Girl
Goose Girl
Next Door Girl
Boy Girl
Casper Van Dien Girl
Pearl Girl
Earl Girl
Whirlwind Girl
Coelancanth Girl
Hurl Girl
Girder Girl
Genghis Khan Girl
Superman Girl
Pendulum Girl
World Girl
Calendar Girl
Colander Girl
Drag Strip Girl
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Girl
Lame Girl
Tomboy Girl
Women’s Studies Girl
Centaur Girl
Cupcake Kid
Carpenter Kid
Chupacabra Kid
Squid Kid
Canterbury Tales Kid
Super Kid
Capoeira Kid
Casablanca Kid
Gender-Confusion Kid
Cancelled Comics Cavalcade Kid
Ethnic Stereotype Kid
Chris Claremont Kid
Caveman Kid
Dirigible Kid
(Advance apologies if any of these are actually real Legionnaires, or if I inadvertently stole any one else’s fake Legionnaires; I didn’t feel like googling them all. Also, apologies for this post in general, but I just had to get that out of my system)
Saturday, March 08, 2008
A Saturday evening post about a Saturday morning cartoon

After finally getting a taste of the new animated version of The Legion of Super-Heroes via their Johnny DC comic with the ridiculously long title a few weeks back, I picked up a DVD containing the first four episodes of the first season of the cartoon from the library.
I’m not much of a Legion fan, and find that the whole concept tends to get on my nerves, mostly because of all the reboots and time-traveling nonsense that makes the cast of thousands hard for even my superhero trivia focused brain to process (I know some of you have explained that they’re actually a lot less complicated than they look, so maybe I’ve just never had sufficient motivation to conquer that particular corner of the DC Universe).
Anyway, I can honestly say that the experience of watching those few episodes of the cartoon was the most excited I’d ever been about the Legion. I really liked the character designs, and the way in which the uniforms visually echoed one another while never seeming too realistic (like Mark Waid and Barry Kitson’s current incarnation of the team) or too dated (the original LOSH) or too Hollywood futuristic (the current Action Comics version of the team). And The Fatal Five looked great; a lot more scary than goofy, which is how they usually look in the comics.
The animation and design on a whole looked like a compromise between that of Teen Titans show, which I loved, and JLU, which I also loved. And they sure did pack the backgrounds with lots of little in-jokes. One episode I saw had the JLU version of Skeets, one of those crazy crystal orb guys with tentacles and Mohawks from the Green Lantern Corps, and a woman from whatever Tomar Re’s race is called walking a giant egg in a hovering baby carriage.
I do have some questions though, for any Legion experts in the reading audience.
Ready?
—This Brainiac 5 was a shape-changing robot with telescoping limbs. Is there any precedent for this in the comics, beyond the Superman villain with the same name sometimes being a robot? I thought the Legionnaire Brainy was just a green-skinned alien who also happened to be an arrogant prick no one really liked?
—Bouncing Boy turns into an actual giant bouncing ball here. In the comics, I assumed he was just a fat boy that bounces—is his ability to turn into a ball that bounces unique to the show? And wasn’t he always a sub rather than a member of the team in the comics?
—Has there ever been any explanation for why they keep names like –Lad, -Lass, -Boy and –Girl? (And lad? Did they just revere the hell out of Aqualad or what?) I know that seemed appropriate in the ‘60s, when all teenagers in DC comics looked like they were 35, but it really seems dated now, and the Legion stories are all set a thousand years from now, so “dated” is something you would think they’d try to avoid. Especially since they seem to keep trying to reinvent the team every few years.
I think the normal teenage impulse would be to use a more adult name, kinda like when Superboy debuted in “Reign of the Supermen,” he demanded to be called “Superman” rather than “Superboy.”
Particular to the show, it seems odd that teenage Superman goes by Superman, while everyone else goes by a juvenile name, although I understand that likely has more to do with the legal problems of the name “Superboy” than anything else.
—Was there ever a Luthor descendent in the Legion comics, or did the cartoon create theirs out of whole cloth?
—All I’ve seen of season two is the opening sequence, in which everyone looks grungier—longer hair, more facial hair. Is it sometime after the first season? Also, why are there two Supermans all of a sudden?
—How do you guys rate the cartoon? Is it acceptable in terms of a Legion adaptation, or is it seen as a complete travesty?
Friday, June 08, 2007
Satellite Era Spotlight: Justice League of America #147

Justice League of America #147 (1977); “Crisis In the 30th Century!” by Paul Levitz, Martin Pasko, Dick Dillin and Frank McLaughlin
Let’s see, the JLoA, JSoA and LoSH…Gee, I wonder if Brad Meltzer and Geoff Johns have read this issue?
Regardless, you just know this is going to be an exciting story, and not just because there are three teams of heroes within, but because it’s broken up into chapters, and each one of them has an exclamation point in its name!
Chapter 1: “Terror of the Time Plunderer!”
On the Justice League satellite, we find a few members of the Justice Society, who are about ready to return home to Earth-Two with Psycho-Pirate in tow.




See kids, this is why they collapsed the Multiverse in the first place.
Any time you need more than one panel full of text explaining which dimension a story is taking place in, it’s officially too confusing. That goes quadruple for explanations requiring a drawing of a giant hand halting the reader.
The heroes from the two teams do a little bonding, and that bonding is awfully damn creepy, at least when it comes to Power Girl and Superman:

Like, they’re still cousins, right? Even if from alternate universes?
Before Power Girl and Superman can make a mistake they’ll both regret, they and the rest of their assembled teammates are whisked away to the year 2977, by the power of Mordru, back when his wardrobe was less Matrix and more disco-meets-Dungeons & Dragons.

Meanwhile, back in 1977, the Joker attacks a ringmaster with a blowgun, in an attempt to get a little payback for being turned down from a job as a clown at the circus.


You know, that must be the most roundabout way to stop the Joker ever. Once they figured that he was the Joker, why not, oh, call the police?
(On the subject of Delicious Hostess Fruit Pies, after reading a half-dozen or so of these ads in the course of my Satellite Era back issue reading, I went out and bought a Hostess Cherry Pie because I haven’t had one in…well, at least a decade, maybe two. They’re not really that good. I mean, they’re okay, and probably worth the buck oh five they cost, but the “real fruit filling” didn’t taste all that real to me, nor did the tender crust seem especially tender. I call bullshit on these ads.)
When the heroes try to go all Lilliputian on Mordru’s ass,

he captures them in the Gloden Globe of Transkalla, and has them at his mercy. So, naturally, he decides to tell them all an exposition-filled story about his plot to use the fabled bell, wheel and jar to summon the Demons Three and steal their powers and blah blah blah.
Originally he captured some Legionnaires in an attempt to force the rest of the Legion to go out and acquire the artifacts for him, but they failed. So now he sticks Black Canary and Green Arrow in a giant hourglass and sends the rest of the Justice teams out to succeed where the Legionnaires had failed. Which brings us to…
Chapter 2: “Crisis on a Cosmic Quest!”
So, just how annoying is Legion continuity?

Even Hawkman finds it annoying to think about it, and that guy’s been rebooted exactly as many times as the Legion.
So, those Wheel People Hawks mentioned? They’re some primitive shapechangers who have found the Wheel of Nyorlath (recently seen in 52 disguised as a wheelchair wheel) and, being primitives, decided to worship it and transform themselves to resemble it.
They’d also totally captured Sun Boy (who really looks as if he should be going by Sun Man now…he looks, like, 35 at least) and Wildfire, who could easily escape, but not without inadvertently killing some wheel people, so they had no choice but to remain hostages forever.
Good thing Dr. Fate and Superman tricked the Wheel People into worshipping fireworks, rescued the Legionnaires and absconded with the wheel.
Meanwhile, on the planet Vaxon, Batman and the two GLs find a species of giant space dragons hovering around the outer atmosphere, apparently too scared of the “Bonng”-ing sound of the magical Green Bell of Uthool to descend.
Brainiac and Princess Projectra have been negotiating with the Vaxonites to acquire the bell, but they’re using it to scare off the space dragons, and won’t part with it.
Luckily, Batman has a plan:

"In fact, I know one you guys can have! Just give us a minute to pop back to Earth and get Dr. Crane out of his cell in Arkham!"
No, actually the plan is to have the GLs create gigantic sculpting tools to terraform the entire planet into the shape of a Xanthor, the space-dragons’ only natural predator, thus scaring them off permanently, so the Vaxonites no longer need the bell.
This, by the way, is the origin of the term “a plan so crazy it just might work.”
And what's a Xanthor look like? Like this:

I'm almost positive I've seen one on the side of a cabinet of an arcade game at the roller rink when I was eight-years-old.
So that was Chapter 3: “For What the Bell Tolls…”
The final errand occurs in Chapter 4: “The Final Errand!” for which The Flash (original flavor) and Power Girl go into interdimensional limbo and encounter some frog people things to get the jar.
With the artifacts finally his, Mordru performs his ritual and releases the Demons Three, who turn on him and seek to destroy the artifacts, leaving them free forever to rule the world:

But I don’t have that next issue. So I guess I’ll never know if the Demons Three ended up killing all the good guys or not.
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