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Monday, January 01, 2018

Some Marvel trades I've read recently:

All-New Wolverine Vol. 4: Immune

The six issues in this collection comprise a single arc, so full of guest-stars that it makes a pretty solid argument that Laura Kinney has quite thoroughly replaced Logan as Wolverine and, like her predecessor, is a pretty important figure in the Marvel Universe. She also gets a new costume! The color scheme is that of a costume she wore while serving on one of the iterations of X-Force, and now it comes with a sporty jacket.

The reason? Well, probably to goose sales a bit--these are issues #19-#24, so rather late in a modern Marvel run, I guess--but, in-story, Laura's little sister Gabby makes an off-handed comment about how the new duds are bullet-proof. Sure, they have healing factors can recover from being shot with bullets, but that doesn't make getting shot with bullets any fun.

The pair are in the middle of some Wolverine-ing when Captain Marvel swoops down and carries Laura off to a SHIELD helicarrier where Nick Fury Jr. tells here that an alien space ship carrying a dying little girl has crashed onto Roosevelt Island outside. The girl manages to say the name  "Laura Kinney" before succumbing...and, it turns out, releasing some sort of super-alien disease.

Laura goes to investigate, while various Marvel super-geniuses--Beast, Amadeus Cho, Bobbi Morse, Peter Parker, Nadia Pym, Stephen Strange--try to figure it out. Ultimately, it turns out that Laura's healing factor allows her to take the disease in, literally sucking it out of the infected as if her body magnetically attracted it, and then burning it off, healing them. She can only take so much though, so Strange rounds up others that share her mutant healing factor power: Old Man Logan, Deadpool (who hits it off with Gabby immediately) and Daken, who is not wearing a shirt for some reason.

While the first half of the arc deals with Laura leading the others in dealing with the disease, the second half follows Team Wolverine into space with The Guardians of The Galaxy (at this point, their line-up is back to that of the first movie) to find out where the little girl was rocketed from. They end up finding an alien weapons research facility, a space Wolverine (Fang, from the Shi'ar Imperial Guard, who apparently met Laura outside of her own comic in the recent-ish past) and a mess of Brood.

It's all rather serviceable superhero business in terms of plotting, and writer Tom Taylor does a pretty good job of making Laura the center of it without having to force pieces to fit too hard (eventually there's even a pretty good explanation for why the infected girl said only Laura's name when she arrived).

I know in the past I've complained about Rocket Raccoon's rather casual embrace of killing his foes--to the point of murder--in front of the sorts of superheroes who aren't exactly fans of lethal force, but there's a pretty neat moment where his willingness to kill plays both as a joke and a character moment and seems more-or-less acceptable to all involved, despite the suddenness of the moment.

There are some great Jonathan (Gabby and Laura's pet actual Wolverine) in space, and I particularly enjoyed the scene in which he meets Baby Groot.

Artist Leonard Kirk manages to pencil all six issues, with three others inking his work, in addition to Kirk himself on three issues. It's pretty fine work, particularly considering all the various characters and the wildly divergent settings of the six issues. While the changes in inker are noticeable, they are not distracting nor terribly dramatic. As a single unit, this trade paperback is remarkably cohesive, not only telling a single story from start to finish within its pages, but also looking like every page and every issue belongs together.

I really like this Adam Kubert cover:
It took me a while to notice (It's also the back cover of the trade, so I saw the image a lot over the course of the week or so the book was in my house), but I like how Kubert posed Gabby's fists and claws lining up with Laura's, so it looks like she has the three claws that Logan had...or, if you look at it another way, like Laura does.


Daredevil: Back In Black Vol. 4--Identity

This volume collects issues #15-#20 of Charles Soule's run, and it is long enough that I had honestly forgotten all about the fact that there was no explanation given for how exactly the title character got his identity to be secret again after the events at the end of Mark Waid and Chris Samnee's run on the previous volume of Daredevil. That finally gets answered in a three-part story arc here, but first there's a two-parter in which Matt Murdock puts out a hit on Daredevil in order to draw out Bullseye...either in order to get a special serum from him that might help Blindspot, DD's protegee who lost his eyes in the previous collection, or to have Bullseye put him out of his misery. Suicide by supervillain.

Spoiler alert: He's tempted, but he fights back and wins.

Those issues are drawn by Goran Sudzuka, and they're pretty great, particularly since they give Sudzua the opportunity to draw all sorts of various low-level Marvel villains, both milling around in The Bar With No Name when a disguised Matt puts out the hit, or coming after Daredevil.

Regular artist Ron Garney returns for much of the arc that fills the rest of the book: "Purple." How did Matt get his secret identity back? Well, it's complicated and it is, as these things almost inevitably are, actually kind of dumb. It involves The Purple Man, The Purple Children and a massive mind-control machine that can beam mental commands to the whole world.. Once Kilgrave introduces his machine and his plan, you can immediately see how Daredevil will get his secret identity back.


Daredevil: Back In Black Vol. 5--Supreme

This is a bigger-than-usual trade from Marvel, collecting eight issues. The first chunk of those is pretty great, and the sort of Daredevil story that seems quite perfect because it's the sort of story that seems like someone really should have done by now, elements of it are so incredibly obvious, but, miraculously, no one has, so Charles Soule is there to do it. That Soule has a legal background also means that he's maybe the only writer on Marvel's roster who could do this particular story, or at least do it as well and as convincingly as he does it.

The story addresses a rather fundamental aspect of post-Silver Age superhero comics, and tries to address it and change it...because the change would be, in Daredevil's eyes, a good thing that would make the world a better place and could only be accomplished through the law, which is, of course, his particular field of expertise.

Essentially, he wants to establish legal precedence for masked, "secret identity" heroes like Daredevil and Spider-Man to able to give testimony in court without having to unmask and reveal their true identities. This would be a game-changer, as it means instead of tying criminals to telephone poles with notes or dropping them off in nets of webbing at the nearest police station would be a thing of the past.

It is, of course, a heavy lift, given that such heroes are vigilantes and, to a degree, criminals themselves. I don't know enough about any of the relevant issues to tell you if the arguments Soule has Murdock making in court are sound or not, but they sure sounded sound to my inexpert ear. And it is definitely fun to see issues of a comic book about a superhero lawyer devoted to legal drama every once in a while.

There is, of course, a personal stake in this for Daredevil too, since if the judge rules against him, he will be asked to unmask in court, and thus lose his secret identity. I imagine this would be a very dramatic moment if the character hasn't gone through several cycles of losing and regaining his secret identity, but, whatever.

That five-issue arc, "Supreme," follows Murdock's case as he works his way up from a district court all the way to The Supreme Court--and this, I guess, is the very first time Matt Murdock has argued a case before the Supreme Court which, again, seems like something that would have had to have happened by now, given how long the superhero lawyer has been starring in a monthly comic book series.

In addition to the legal drama, Matt has to patch things up with Foggy Nelson, in order to get his help with the case, and avoid the cluthes of Tombstone, who Kingpin Wilson Fisk has hired to snuff out Murdock. In one issue, She-Hulk saves Murdock--this was actually the first time I had seen the new, post-Civil War II version of She-Hulk, which is essentially the same as the original Hulk. Only a female. And she's gray now.

The big villain of the arc, however, isn't Tombstone or Kingpin, but the lawyer Kingpin hires, "Legal," a minor, humorous character from Soule's too-short run on the too-quickly-canceled She-Hulk series. He's a really fun character, and he gives a few great speeches about the raw power of the law and good lawyers.

The arguments before the Supreme Court are presented as a big fight scene, with the Justices jumping off the bench and physically attacking Murdock as they questions him. It's really a shame that artist Alec Morgan, who draws a big chunk of the arc, mostly just draws generic Supreme Court justices rather than sticking to the actual ones, although he does seem to draw Ruth Bader Ginsburg in there, delivering a flying kick to Matt at one point.

All that talk of the importance of the law throughout the arc is difficult not to relate to the current state of affairs in America, but the cliffhanger ending of the very last panels make it clear that Soule has hardly even gotten started at drawing parallels between the current political climate in the real world and Daredevil's world.

I would suspect that this were the end of Soule's run, were it not for that cliffhanger, actually, as "Superme," which features a legal career highlight for Matt Murdock is followed immediately by a story arc in which Daredevil travels to China to help Blindspot/Sam out of a jam that involves The Hand and a scary occult entity.

I rather liked the bit with the punching bag Kingpin was working, which was relatively subtly handled and, again, not something I had seen in a comic book before--at least not that I can remember--despite seeming obvious in retrospect.

I was rather disappointed by Matt putting away his black costume and putting on the older, red one, though. I liked the black one a lot, and I'm not sure how that will impact the name of the series of trade paperbacks, if he is no longer in black, but red.


Defenders Vol. 1: Diamonds Are Forever

Every Marvel Comics fan knows the four main heroes who make up the core of the publisher's famous "non-team": Daredevil, Luke Cage, Iron Fist and Jessica...Jones....?

Okay, so obviously they are just reassigning the name of the old Doctor Strange/Hulk/Namor/Silver Surfer team to a new group here--looks like the retained the old logo, though!--because Marvel Studios/Netflix has already done so for the street-level super-team show. Writer Brian Michael Bendis, who is so often involved with the publisher's attempts to synergize their comics with their mass media adaptations, is taking up the task of a new Defenders book with a line-up that lines up with that of the TV show.

It's an interesting move, given that the various Netflix shows seem pretty taken with Bendis' earlier Marvel comics writing. Bendis, after all, co-created Jessica Jones. He had a lengthy, five-year run on Daredevil. His love for Luke Cage is Internet legendary, as he entangled the character in his Alias run and kept him front and center of his time on the various Avengers books. While Bendis never wrote an Iron Fist series, the character's proximity to Cage meant that he was often showing up in Bendis comics, and he was on various Avengers line-ups during Bendis time on the titles.

For Defenders, Bendis doesn't really have too difficult a task of bringing his four heroes together. Two of them are already married to one another, after all, and two of them work out of an office together. All four are, in the comics universe, long-time friends and allies. So by the time the ten-page prelude story that appeared in Free Comic Book Day 2017 has ended, the premise is more-or-less established. There's a new criminal player in town, and he comes directly at the four superheroes on the cover, retaliating against a the guys' attack on a meeting of his.

That villain is Diamondback, who Netflix subscribers will recognize as the big bad from Luke Cage. This Diamondback looks nothing like either his Marvel comics predecessor or actor Erik LaRay Harvey's TV version, buy he seems to be back from the dead, and boasting super-powers that make him a physical threat to the super-powered characters. Interestingly, Bendis is using him in much the same way Cottonmouth was used in Luke Cage, where that particular snake-themed villain had a silent backer who was kept secret for a while, and ultimately turned out to be Diamondback himself. Here, Diamondback is repeatedly questioned not only about how he's alive and super-powered, but who is backing him, as his attempt to muscle in on New York City's crime scene seems too sophisticated and expensive for him to do solo.

Bendis peppers the first five issues with characters that also appeared in the Neflix-iverse: There's Night Nurse (here rather weirdly portrayed as an incredibly curvy, buxom lady in an old-timey nurse outfit that looks more like a "naughty nurse" costume now; I greatly preferred the Marcos Martin-drawn version from Doctor Strange: The Oath), The Kingpin, The Punisher, Misty Knight and, lurking around the shadows, Elektra. The most relevant character outside of the heroes and their main antagonist, however, is probably old Spider-Man frenemy The Black Cat, who has become the new Kingpin of Crime in Marvel's New York. Diamondback repeatedly meets with her to try and cajole or threaten her into working with him, but she keeps demurring, in large part because she doesn't know who he's working with or for. Their conflict leads to the rather shocking cliffhanger ending, which is shocking enough that it can't possibly be precisely what it looks like.

That, then, is the basic plot: Diamondback is back and trying to muscle in on Harlem and Hell's Kitchen, punching back hard enough at Daredevil, Cage, Jessica and Iron Fist that they form some sort of street-level Avengers to go after him. Other players with stakes in such matters flit in and out.

Bendis is writing in what, for him, is a particularly fleet and fast-paced style, but is still what one might call de-compressed; the trade ends without ever feeling like it has even approached a resolution, with all of the questions asked in the narrative remaining completely unanswered. I'm not sure if the book will just be canceled when Bendis leaves Marvel--it's not in March 2018's solicitations, but it also wasn't among the canceled titles that were recently announced--but, if so, then it looks like this iteration of "The Defenders" will be exactly one story arc long.*

I was much more interested in the choice of David Marquez, Bendis' partner on the stupid Civil War II comic, as his artistic collaborator here. Marquez's style is slick and smooth, and he handles the character moments as well as the action in these five issues perfectly fine, but his style is very much in a more traditional superhero school than, say, Michael Gaydos or Alex Maleev, Bendis' partners on Alias/Jessica Jones and Daredevil. This looks like a superhero comic, more than a crime comic, and it's by the guy who drew one of the publisher's more recent line-wide crossovers. It's sort of refreshing and, well, fun to see this guy drawing things like Daredevil slamming a high-knee into The Punisher's face, or Luke Cage ripping off a shirt, or Jessica Jones beating down Diamondback with a mailbox.

Oh, so Jessica Jones. Marquez's version of the character looks so different than that of Gaydos in Jessica Jones that it seems like he may never have actually read any comics featuring the character before. This is the most superhero looking Jessica Jones outside of a flashback scene I've seen in...maybe ever? I guess Mike Deodato used to draw her in the Avengers comics like Wonder Woman in jeans and a clingy blouse. He looks young and extremely slim, with long black hair several inches longer than that of the more dowdy, middle-aged, chestnut-haired Jessica Jones who can be seen in the Jessica Jones comics that Marvel is publishing simultaneous to this book.

Never forget
Marquez obviously based his design off of Krysten Ritter, which is fine, but it's still a little weird to see two Jessica Jones that look so different. I know style guides are obviously a thing of the ancient past, which is why we've seen things like Alex Maleev's What If...Robert DeNiro Played Namor? version of the Sub-Mariner in a Bendis-written comic before, but you would think that the editors could at least agree on Jessica's hair color.


Doctor Strange/Punisher: Magic Bullets

I was kind of curious about this four-issue miniseries based mainly on how random the pairing of characters seem, coming as they do from two very different corners of the Marvel Universe that rarely if ever intersect (a few issues of The Secret Defenders contained the only story I could think of in which the two of them had much of anything to do with one another).

Writer John Barber addresses this in the most efficient--and thus, perhaps the least interesting--way imaginable, by simply folding the two kinds of adversaries the pair fight individually into one. And so a couple of mob types team up with a wizard type, who gives them demonic powers and opens a portal to some infernal realm that allows for more such demons to pour into New York. The Punisher calls on Doctor Strange for his assistance, and the pair fight the demon-powered mobsters until the day is saved.

There's not a whole lot to it, then, although Barber does riff on an idea from Jason Aaron's run on Doctor Strange, the idea that only magic-types like Strange even see all the eerie creatures that occupy the same space as everyday New Yorkers, in a pretty neat scene where Frank Castle is machine-gunning down monsters with the ripped-out gun from the ghost plane of The Phantom Eagle, but, to the cops and passersby watching it go down, it just looks like he's holding a WWI antique and pantomiming shooting it, like a little kid playing army.

And I thought this passage, in which Strange arms The Punisher with a magic wand to fight their foes, was pretty inspired:


Oh, Frank! You're incorrigible!

Otherwise, this is mostly a mediocre exercise and mixing-and-matching. It was a miniseries, which is why I was pretty perplexed that there multiple artists. Fill-ins make sense on a monthly series, where there's a schedule that needs to be kept, but why did Marvel even solicit this book if they weren't sure it was going to get drawn on-schedule? It hardly mattered if a throwaway series like this started a month or five late, you know? But then, that probably has to do with some aspect of comics publishing I just don't understand, where individual comics are just units, and profits and budgets adhere to quarterly schedules or something, I don't know.


Jessica Jones Vol. 2: The Secrets of Maria Hill

I read Brian Michael Bendis, Michael Gaydos and company's Alias comic, of which this re-titled series is essentially a second volume of, as it was serially published in comic book format from 2001 to 2004, and I never re-read it. So I honestly don't remember exactly what the book looked like, but I also don't remember either hating or loving the art. In the year's since, though, I've grown to actively dislike Gaydos' artwork, which made reading this collection of issues #7-#12 much more of a slog than it might otherwise have been.

As David Marquez's work proves--to choose an artist whose Marvel comics work I had read within 24 hours of reading this--one can draw a comic book that is realistic and that deals with gritty crime subject matter without one's art necessarily needing to look like, say, dirty photographs.

This particular storyline is a bit heavier on action than other Alias/Jessica Jones stories have been, including a scene of multiple Maria Hills fighting an assassin on multiple levels of New York City (Life Model Decoys play a sizable role) and another scene where Jessica fights a Maria Hill LMD after a chase across rooftops. Such scenes just do not play to Gaydos' strengths--they tend to look like ugly Colorforms atop photorealistic backgrounds--and can be difficult to make sense of. There are several passages of the book that are two page spreads that are so uniform in layout that it is actually quite difficult to tell how to read them, if one's eyes are supposed to go across the entire top tier of both pages, then the bottom tier across both pages. Or across the top tier of the first page, then the bottom tier of the first page, and then the same on the facing page. Or, most counterintuitively, up and down in each column, all the way across the spread. The artwork offers no real clues, nor does the script--these action scenes are usually wordless--and they make as much (or as little!) sense read in any of the different ways one can read them (This, I should note, is something I've noticed in other Bendis-written comics, and thus isn't entirely Gaydos' fault, although ideally good comic art guides the reader's eye through it).

There are also scenes that require Gaydos to draw things that just don't fit in his style--water, explosions, electrical blasts--which always tend to just look like the artwork is getting really pixilated. As long as the subjects are cityscapes and people talking, he's on sure footing. Almost everything else though looks off. Take, for example, Typhoid Mary's hair during her brief appearance. It...is not even a drawing of hair, but it looks like a computer tool was used to cut the hair off of one photograph and then paste it atop the head of another photograph. It is extremely off-putting.

It's really too bad, because Bendis' scripting here really isn't that bad--occasionally incomprehensible action scenes aside. Super-spy Maria Hill, the former SHIELD commander, is on the lam, trying to evade the assassins coming to collect the substantial bounty on her head and SHIELD, who are after her too (I think for reasons seen in Captain America: Steve Rogers, but I guess it's not too terribly important). So, in an attempt to be as unpredictable as possible, she writes a ranked list of all the super-people she would turn to for help, and then turns to the one that ranked last. She asks Jessica Jones to find out who put the hit on her.

This involves LMDs, assassins, Sharon Carter and SHIELD, The Hobgolin and even an unlikely meeting with Maria Hill's father. Luke Cage gets a fair amount of panel-time too, as Jessica continues to try and mend her relationship with him, following their estrangement and the circumstances that lead to it in the previous collection.

The best part, by far, is when Javier Pulido shows up for a flashback sequence to an early-ish assignment in Hill's career as an agent of SHIELD, which, as was often the case with Alias's flashbacks, told in the visual style of an older Marvel comic (Here, Pulido's distinctive art style is applied to a 1970s-era SHIELD comic). I know Pulido's artwork, which I love, is a little too cartoony and too flat and flashy for a lot of readers, but whether you care for it on an aesthetic level or not, there's no argument that the storytelling is as clear as a bell, and even when Pulido gets rather artsy and avant garde with his layouts, they are still super-easy to read, one panel leading quickly and efficiently to the next.

While the intended juxtaposition of the clashing styles works exactly as it's supposed to, it has the probably unintended effect of highlighting the deficiencies of Gaydos' work. How much better this book might have been had Pulido just drawn the whole dang thing.

The story works pretty well. Aside from the personal life drama that carried over from the previous collection, the book is pretty self-contained, with the Maria Hill storyline's beginning, middle, ending and coda all fitting snugly between the covers of this single issue. Despite the "2" on the spine, one could pick this book up without any previous knowledge of who Jessica Jones is and what her whole deal is and make sense of it...with only the action scenes and Gaydos' peculiar way of rendering smoke and water to confuse one.


Star Wars: Darth Vader: Dark Lord of The Sith Vol. 1--Imperial Machine

Marvel Entertainment published its first new Star Wars comic after securing the license to once again make Star Wars comics in early 2015, immediately following the main title with a Darth Vader "ongoing" series. That series, Star Wars: Darth Vader lasted just over two years, producing 25 issues, collected into four trade paperbacks. Then it was time to "cancel" Darth Vader and immediately relaunch it with a slightly different title and a new #1 issue.

The Star Wars-branded comics might be selling a great deal better and more reliably than most everything else Marvel is releasing these days, but that seems to be in spite of Marvel, as the publisher is subjecting the invincible brand to the same poor decisions that drag the rest of their comics line down, including over-production** of titles and random relaunches like this.

To be fair, they did take advantage of the relaunch to shift focus to a new time period. While the more simply titled Star Wars: Darth Vader was set in the same between-Episodes IV-and-V time period as its sister book, the new Darth Vader: Dark Lord of The Sith title is set immediately following the events of Episode III. And I do mean immediately; it actually opens with a two-page spread recreating the much derided "Nooooooooooo--!!!" scene. (Here, however, it is rendered as a simple, but oversized and bolded, "No.")

The new creative team of writer Charles Soule, pencil artist Giuseppe Camuncoli and inker Cam Smith focus on Vader's transition from Jedi to Sith, which means instead of the Imperial in-fighting of Kieron Gillen, Salvador Larroca and company's run on the previous Vader book, now we are invited to watch Anakin-turned-Vader as he makes his first halting steps toward becoming the villain we know from Episodes IV, V and VI.

The first five issues of this six-issue collection involve Vader's quest for a light saber of his own. Apparently, Sith don't just use red light sabers because red is their second favorite color after black. No, apparently they must take a light saber from a Jedi, and then, as The Emperor tells Vader, the Kyber crystal inside it must be "made to bleed."

Finding a still-living Jedi whose saber he can take forcefully is in itself a challenge, and we know he doesn't find Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda or Kanaan to take theirs. Instead, he finds a master who has conveniently taken some special Jedi vow to stay out of Star Wars canon until he becomes narratively convenient, which he does here. So the bulk of the book involves a quest of sorts, a right of passage in which Vader must use his formidable Force powers to cruelly kill a whole bunch of people, friend and foe alike, to get a kyber crystal and then, in a surprisingly effective scene, forge his own light saber.

In a way, this is a perfect Star Wars story, in that it takes some extremely trivial aspect of the original movies, something that was perhaps chosen without a great deal of forethought from the filmmakers--that is, what color Vader's light saber should be--and then invested with shared universe mythology until an epic story can be spun around it. (Hell, perhaps the best of the eight extant Star Wars films, Rogue One, was itself a feature-length explanation of why there was an unshielded section of the Death Star in the very first film's climax).

In the sixth chapter, Vader meets The Inquisitors from the Rebels TV shows, and has a brief battle with The First Inquisitor. This was the first time who the hell they are and what their deal was really explained to me, despite the fact that I watched the first two seasons of that show (where it seemed they were basically just there to give the heroes someone to have laser sword fights with).

I did not much care for Larroca's artwork at all--although a Darth Vader comic was maybe an ideal mainstream comic for a guy like Larroca, who is better at drawing machinery than human faces--so I found Camuncoli's to be a great improvement. Despite the frozen face, his Vader is an infinitely more dynamic and dramatic figure than Larroca's was, and I especially dig his take on The Emperor, who looks like a sentient grin in a robe.

The Soule/Camuncoli/Smith comic is followed by a humorous, 10-page short by Chris Eliopoulos in which Vader force chokes a series of Imperial underlings for one disappointment or another, while an increasingly anxious mouse droid--those little things that look like autonomous toy trucks and that i think are meant to clean the halls of Death Stars and Star Destroyers--tries to prep Vader's meditation chamber. It's fun to see the iconic movie villain rendered in Eliopoulous' Charles Shculz and Bill Watterson-inspired style, particularly since Eliopoulos seems to import all of the poses from the first film or two, so his Vader looks familiar but Eliopoulos-ized throughout.

Closing the book, I noticed the back cover proclaims Vader "The Most Fearsome Villain of All Time"...which seems like a weird thing for the publisher that created Doctor Doom to say about a comic featuring a licensed character. Stan Lee must be so disappointed.


X-Men Blue Vol. 1: Strangest

When Brian Michael Bendis took left the Avengers franchise and took over the X-Men franchise, he kicked off his run by bringing the original five founding X-Men forward in time into the present. That was in late 2012 or so, and in the five years since, the team has starred in three different books, relaunched with new titles and new writers twice since Bendis launched All-New X-Men.

That 41-issue run was followed by Dennis Hopeless, Mark Bagley and company's All-New X-Men: Inevitable--that sub-title appearing attached to the trade paperback collections, not the serially-published issues--that lasted about half as long, and, most recently, this book by writer Cullen Bunn and artists that included Jorge Molina and Julian Lopez. Why are these X-Men designated "Blue" instead of the somewhat ironic "All-New"...? Well, Marvel's latest attempts to keep their too many X-Men teams straight have involved color-coding (There was also X-Men: Gold and, soon, an X-Men: Red, in addition to an Astonishing X-Men and various solo titles and spin-offs).

The premise of this third book finds the five founding teenage X-Men rather firmly established in the present, working with Magneto out of a base in Madripoor. The Master of Magnetism is a particular favorite of Bunn's apparently, and while these X-Men are even more suspicious of him than their peers--since, in their time, he was still a super-villain, and had yet to become a more morally-conflicted ally of the X-Men as he's been for the last decade or so of Marvel comics--they keep their suspicions to the psychic conversations that have.

Jean is now their field leader, Beast has been experimenting with magic as he started doing in the previous iteration of their book, and they've all got another set of new costumes, although they are not too terribly blue, as one might expect from the title (I like their boots though).

In these first six issues, Bunn sets them up against familiar, even tired X-Men villains: Black Tom Cassidy, The Juggernaut, a Wendigo, Sentinels, Bastion and a Sinister. Some of them are different takes certainly, as is the case with altered or "mutated" Sentinels Bastion creates, but, well, that doesn't help keep the book's issue-by-issue plotting feel any less exhausted.

Speaking of exhaustion, a few issues in the team gets its own teenage Wolverine. Not Laura Kinney, who ran with them through much of both Bendis' and Hopeless' All-New X-Men, but Jimmy Hudson, the son of Ultimate Wolverine from the Ultimate Universe, who is basically just Wolverine, but young and blond. Between him and Old Man Logan, who is just a gray-haired version of Wolverine, I'm not exactly sure how we're supposed to miss the original if he never actually goes away (And actually, isn't he already back?).

The art is mostly strong, but all over the place, with no less than 10 different artists involved, some offering just pencils, others just inks, others credited merely as "artists." No one seems around long enough to help define the book's look or feel.

Arthur Adams provides the covers though, and he was a ridiculously good job. Most of these are merely team action poses, featuring a handful of characters running and flying toward the viewer, but the cover for the sixth issue, where Hank, Jean and Jimmy are surrounded by about 30 impeccably rendered toughs bearing screwdrivers, chains and various blunt objects it would be no fun at all to hit with?
That is a bravura cover. It appears in the trade unencumbered by the title and the various other verbiage and design elements that, in the above image, obscure various figures.


Zombies Assemble Vol. 1

Yes, like many of you, I assumed I had already read all of the Marvel Zombies comics I was ever going to read, but this one has a few things going for it that the thousands before it did not. First and foremost, it is a manga series produced by Yusaku Komiyama (Unless C.B. Cebuslki can raw too, an this is him posing as a Japanese creator again, I don't know). Secondly, it set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is actually remarkably rare.

It was honestly a lot of fun to see Komiyama drawing those versions of the characters, and rather remarkable to see an artist draw a Tony Stark that looks simultaneously like Robert Downey Jr. and a manga character (All of Komiyama's likenesses of the male characters are pretty spot-on, but his Black Widow and, especially, his Pepper Potts don't look anything like the actresses playing them).

The plot? Pepper has organized a surprise birthday party for Tony, attended by his fellow Avengers (circa the first movie). But when a weird-looking zombie staggers in, they've got a crisis to deal with. Apparently, there is a Chitauri virus that turns people into zombie-like monsters, although it doesn't seem to necessarily kill them, since both Black Widow and Thor become infected and zombified (and obviously the book's not going to kill off like one-third of the Avengers line-up).

From there, it's a race against the clock to stop the virus from spreading and cure the infected, while fighting any zombies that arise.

There are three chapters to the story, which Marvel previously published as over-priced comic book-comics, and then a #0 issue, that has nothing to do with zombies or the story that precedes it, but instead stars Iron Man and Pepper Potts, and is a kinda sorta prequel to Avengers: Age of Ultron.



*But hopefully not! I want Chelsea Cain and Kelly Thompson to take over the two Jessica Jones books--Jessica Jones and Defenders--and I don't much care which writer gets which title. In my dream world, Gurihiru and Brittney Williams will be the artists of those two books. Because I want my gritty, street-level Marvel superhero crime comics to be both funny and cute, dammit!


** This past November, for example, Marvel published two issues of Star Wars, two issues of Darth Vader, one issue apiece of ongoing monthlies Star Wars: Doctor Aphra and Star Wars: Poe Dameron and an issue of the miniseries Star Wars: Jedi of The Republic--Mace Windu. That's seven books at a cost of $27.93 spread across five Wednesdays. If you read Marvel's Star Wars line, how much money do you have left to follow the adventures of, say, a Spider-Man or an X-Men team...?

Sunday, May 07, 2017

Too many words on Civil War II

Civil War was a seven-issue, 2006-2007 limited series by Mark Millar, Steve McNiven and Dexter Vines that attempted to capture the zeitgeist of post-9/11, Bush Era America by thrusting the debate over the proper balance between security and liberty into the fantasy world of the Marvel Universe, with the various superheroes and supervillains all lining up on one side or the other of the debate, and then proceeding to fight one another to the death over it. The series didn't really work, and Millar's themes fell apart if you looked too closely at them (or even just read the comic), but it had at least a patina of relevance about it, the story could be more-or-less understood by reading its seven issues (and/or its later collected edition) and, like so much of Millar's comics work, could be boiled down into a particularly simple pitch. In the case of Civil War, it was a pitch that Marvel used to market the book and its many, many tie-ins, a five-word tag-line: "Whose side are you on?"

Civil War II was a 10-issue, 2016-2017 limited series by Brian Michael Bendis, David Marquez, Oliver Coipel, Jim Cheung and John Dell that dealt with thought crimes, or pre-emptive warfare, or judicial bias, or, implicit bias, or Minority Report or, perhaps, profiling, or various combinations of that list of those themes, depending on the scene and the issue.

If profiling is the main subject matter, which is something I suggest as a possibility because at one point near the end of the series, Iron Man Tony Stark declares, "It's profiling...profiling our future...profiling individuals." And in the last issue of the series, Dr. Henry McCoy, AKA The Beast, further underlines the theme as that of profiling being bad: "[Tony Stark] knew once you made profiling--and that is what it was--the norm... ...how long until it was used by someone less noble?" Then it is easy to see that Bendis was shooting for the sort of crypto-relevance of Millar's original series, attempting to address the mood in a post-Ferguson United States, where "Black Lives Matter" and "All Lives Matter" are phrases of great power and import (although without any racial component in the pages of his comic, that kinds of defeats that purpose...although it might be worth pointing out that a few times Inhumans and mutants are raised as classes of people that other Marvel Universe people might be prejudiced against and, well, the whole climax hinges on Captain Marvel suspecting a black teenager of killing the symbol of America, so there's that).

It doesn't work at all, though, and Bendis' ostensible sequel lacks Millar's elegant distillation of a premise-cum-tagline, and even much in the way of the simple, primal pleasure of superheroes fighting superheroes, which the original at least provided more regularly.

Certainly, a decade after the original Civil War, readers are rightly sick of Marvel's superheroes fighting one another, as they've been doing pretty much constantly since then, but Bendis' "fights" are mostly arguments, with the various characters only choosing sides near the end of the fourth issue, spending much of the fifth on the series' one big battle, and then everyone more-or-less goes home to let the leaders of the two factions fight it out themselves...again, to the death.

Despite the title, it doesn't really function as a sequel to Civil War at all, actually. In the original, Iron Man lead a team consisting of Mister Fantastic, Hank Pym and other establishment-minded superheroes to work hand-in-hand with the Bush Administration to enforce a Superhero Registration Act, which functioned either as a mandatory registering of all super-people and/or an actual superhero military draft, depending on the issue or tie-in. Team Security were opposed by Captain America, Spider-Man and the others on Team Liberty, but they went to laughably heavy-handed extremes to enforce the will of the U.S. government, including using lethal force and extraordinary rendition of the non-compliant into a superehro Guantanamo Bay. The series only ended when Captain America surrendered in order to stop the fighting, when he realized that he was causing property damage and that New York City's first responders were opposed to him (Like I said, it didn't really work).

In this series, it is Captain Marvel Carol Danvers who serves as the tool of the government (artist Marquez, unlike Civil War's McNiven, doesn't draw the president and his cabinet on the page, but the president is presumably Obama; he only appears in silhouette or in darkened rooms, and so this is less explicitly tied to a particular presidential administration than the original). Danvers gets her hands on a new superhero named Ulysses whose power is the ability to foretell disasters, and she uses that knowledge to assemble teams of superheroes to prevent said disasters before they occur...more often than not, however, she actually just causes them to happen, or simply alters what happens slightly, with the visions coming "true" in vague senses. Relatively few heroes support her, particularly as the series progresses, and, just as Millar manipulated the reader by putting all the "cool" heroes on the Captain America side and the lamer ones on Iron Man's side, Bendis has Carol's allies consist only of those working with her already, and some of them only conditionally. Tony Stark eventually gets most of the cool heroes on his team, but, for the most part, this "war" isn't fought with armies. It's just Carol and Tony fighting, usually verbally rather than violently.

Though there aren't really any factions in this conflict, aside from in the aforementioned battle, and a great many of the publisher's more prominent characters quite pointedly sit it out--Spider-Man Peter Parker, Daredevil, Hawkeye Clint Barton--the essential conflict boils down to the use of Ulysses' visions to fight supervillains and various forms of super-crime. Is it right to arrest, fight or otherwise punish someone for something they haven't done yet? Despite how obvious the answer is there--"innocent until proven guilty" is a pretty universally accepted precept of the American justice system--Bendis' focus on it is quite soft, as Ulysses' ability to even accurately predict the future is constantly called into question. The fight isn't about "Is it right to try and preemptively fight crime and disaster?" so much as "Is it right to try and preemptively fight crime and disaster based on a faulty data?" The source of the conflict isn't as solid, the line isn't as bright as in Civil War.

So with nothing in common with the original, why is it even called Civil War II? I've read a Bendis quote promoting the series where he said that as the storyline was taking shape, he turned to an editor or collaborator and asked if they realized that what they were really creating was another superhero civil war. It's far more likely that it had something to do with the strong sales of the original Civil War, which had a long, long life of doing gangbusters in its various trade-collections in bookstores and libraries. And it's more likely still it had something to do with the release of Marvel Studios' Captain America: Civil War, the feature film that took a few images and plot-points from the Civil War comic to extrapolate into an original storyline...but nevertheless marketed the hell out of the phrase "Civil War" as it related to Marvel super-comics.

In an attempt to add gravity to the series, several secondary characters are killed, and several others have their status quos radically changed. War Machine James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Tony's best friend and Carol's boyfriend, is killed (as the trailers for the Captain America movie implied he might be, although he survived in the film). The original Hulk, Bruce Banner, is also killed off, and by a fellow Avenger. She-Hulk is put in a coma, and comes out of it seriously changed into a Gray She-Hulk (Although they're just calling her new, serious series Hulk). And Stark himself ends up in something of a coma, interacting with a new Iron Man, operating under the codename "Ironheart," via a holographic operating system version of himself.

Additionally, in addition to the above, the visions of Ulysses lent themselves to essentially rolling out a long sequence of "coming attractions" in the final portion of the book, as he envisioned scenes from the next Marvel event Monsters Unleashed, Bendis' own upcoming Defenders series and so on.

But as a story unto itself, Civil War II just doesn't really work at all. That fact is both surprising and unsurprising at the same time. It's surprising because Bendis has more experience than anyone else when it comes to writing these sorts of series for Marvel, having previously written 2005's House of M, 2008's Secret Invasion, 2010's Siege and 2013's Age of Ultron, and one imagines that he would eventually get the hang of it (the best of Marvel's crossovers that he had a hand in was Avengers Vs. X-Men, in which he was one of several writers). It's not surprising because none of those stories really worked either, and, in fact, some of them didn't even qualify as stories in any way other than the fact that Marvel published them as if the were.

This isn't because Bendis is a particularly bad writer, it's just that he does a very poor job with big stories of this sort, involving large casts, big events and "historical" changes (at least in so far as the word "historical" can be made to apply changes in the Marvel Universe's ever-fluid status quo). Part of that is because of his own atomized form of storytelling, which consists of large collections of sometimes loosely-tied scenes that may or may not lead into one another directly. There is a benefit to this approach, given the nature of company-wide crossover series in which there will be literally scores of chapters of varying degrees of relevance, and perhaps it is Bendis' (and Marvel's) intent that Civil War II be read either in its entirety (that is, all the crossovers), or that readers self-curate their reading experience, choosing the scenes they want to read and ignoring the rest.

The problem with that approach, of course, is who knows what the important parts are and which are unimportant until after they've actually read them? And, at the very least, the eight official chapters of Civil War II should all be important ones (they are not) and tell a complete story unto themselves, which can then either be expanded upon by reading more tie-ins voluntarily (They do not, hence the presence of two other comics, Civil War II # 0 and Free Comic Book Day Special 2016 in the hardcover collection of Civil War II.)

I can guess at what Bendis might have been attempting as a writer, then, but, as a reader, I have no choice to evaluate the comics by what is on the page, or, in the case of the collection, what is between the covers, which is what I'm doing here.

That atomized approach to event story-telling is particularly evident in the gradual, casual beginning of this story (which, as I mentioned previously, did not spring organically from an ongoing storyline in any particular book or family of books in the way that, say, Secret Wars or Secret Empire grew out of Jonathan Hickman's Avengers books or Nick Spencer's Captain America books). In fact, Civil War II actually has three different and distinct beginnings. (Did you read Abhay Khosla's series on Civil War II at The Savage Critics? Quoth Abhay: "I just figured 'I can't figure out how to buy the first issue of your comic book' was as good an omen as a person could ask for to avoid a thing.")

So let's look at the series three beginnings, one at a time, before we look at the series as a whole.


First issue #1: Civil War II #0

This 23-page chapter is drawn by Olivier Coipel, with color artist Justin Ponsor, who colors every page of every issue in the hardcover collection I am reading. It introduces two major player in the story to come, Captain Marvel and Ulysess; two characters whose deaths or injuries will provide a catalyst to a stage of the civil warring, She-Hulk and War Machine; and one character who won't appear at all in the the rest of the series, Doc Samson.

She-Hulk is introduced in a New York City courtroom, where in her day job she is defending former (and apparently reformed) Daredevil villain The Jester from a case brought against him that she claims is entrapment. Her argument is that he is being prosecuted not for any actual crimes, but for his criminal history and his speech about that criminal activity. This is where thought crimes come up. We witness her closing statement, but will find out before the end of this issue/chapter that it was all for naught: The Jester is found guilty, is sent to prison and then gets accidentally killed by a prison guard ("He was innocent," She-Hulk says when hearing the news, "He went to jail before he did anything wrong.")

War Machine is introduced War Machine-ing in Latveria in his costume, and then we see him in the White House Situation Room, where President Obama spends two pages telling Rhodey that he wants him to be his successor (Surprise, Hilary Clinton!). He wants to appoint Rhodes as his new Secretary of Defense, as a stepping stone to being president. None of this dialogue sounds much like Obama at all, but presumably the point of this scene is to build Rhodey up as a Pretty Big Deal so that when he dies it will seem like a big deal.

Next stop is Ohio State University, where a couple of students get caught in the Terrigen Mist cloud (it is assumed one knows what that is; I am going to assume it too because this post is already destined to be long enough without getting into that nonsense) and they end up enveloped in Inhuman cocoons.

And then to The Triskelion, "Headquarters and Home of The Ultimates," where Captain Marvel is presented as a harried leader of, like, a bunch of superhero teams. SHIELD Agents do walk-and-talks with her, while she asks about Alpha Flight and A-Force. Doc Samson is there to visit, and he psychoanalyzes her during the course of their conversation. At one point, she mentions that the point of her Ultimates team is to try to stop disasters before they happen, and how she wishes there was just one thing that could help her in her mission of proactive defense of the world. (She also talks about how overwhelming her current life is, and I had a sinking feeling that Captain Marvel is going to end up being portrayed as a woman in way over her head, with so much going on in so many different parts of her life that she's totally going to fuck up the world for everyone by going to war against Iron Man over something stupid).

But funny she should mention that one thing that could change the whole game for them, because back in Columbus, the cocoons open--again, you're supposed to know how Inhumans work, and if you don't, well, maybe this isn't for you--and we find that one of the new Inhumans has emerged as a scary, mindless monster lady, while the other one, Ulysses, looks unchanged. But then his eyes go red, he stumbles around and finds himself looking at a two-page spread of a ruined cityscape, with a red sky, clouds of smoke or dust or ash and smashed-up buildings.

No one tell Captain America Steve Rogers! There's nothing he hates more than smashed-up buildings!


First issue #2: Free Comic Book Day 2016 (Civil War II)

This second of the first issues is drawn by pencil artist Jim Cheung and inker John Dell. In retrospect--that is, after you read Civil War II #1--it will be clear that this issue consists of a key scene more-or-less taken out of #1 and presented as its own comic book. It's pretty integral to the plot, which makes it strange that Marvel decided to present it outside of anything entitled Civil War, but, on the other hand, at least they gave it away for free, so potential readers had little excuse to skip it...unless they just weren't sure they had to read it to make heads-or-tails of Civil War II #1.

War Machine lands at The Triskelion to be greeted by Captain Marvel, who it turns out he is in an "On-again, off-again long-distance thing" with (Huh. That was news to me.) He just showed up to visit because he missed her, but it turns out he's chosen an auspicious time to visit, as The Inhumans Medusa and Crystal Lockjaw themselves there, with new Inhuman Ulysses in tow. He has the power to see the future, but it's more than that, he says, he "experiences" it, as if his body itself visits the future during his episodes. Medusa brought him to the Triskelion where The Black Panther could run some tests, and hopefully help him figure out how to master his new power, but then--"AGH! NNNAAGH!"--Ulysses sees Thanos coming!

With this knowledge, Captain Marvel assembles a rag-tag group of heroes from her various super-teams and invites along the visiting War Machine and the Inhumans to lay in wait for Thanos, who Ulysses predicts will appear at Project PEGASUS to steal the/a Cosmic Cube.

"Thanos, you are under arrest!" Captain Marvel shouts, as Ms. America, Medusa, Spectrum, Crystal, She-Hulk, The Human Torch, Black Panther, Blue Marvel, Dazzler (Dazzler?) and War Machine all dog-pile on him. The fight goes poorly for our heroes, in the main because Medusa is there at all (Captain Marvel didn't exactly pick an ideal Thanos-fighting squadron here). Medusa gets thrown into War Machine, one of his missiles goes off and hits She-Hulk in the sternum (which I wouldn't think would actually hurt her, let alone put her in a coma, but whatever; I guess Bendis and Marvel reasoned she was a bigger hero to have badly hurt than Dazzler or Spectrum). Distracted by having rocket-launched a rocket into the wrong person, War Machine isn't prepared for Thanos' sucker-punch. It is not clear from this issue, the last panel of which is Captain Marvel cradling him in her arms and sobbing, "Oh, God! Somebody help me!" but he's totally dead. Thanos punched him...to death! With one blow!



First issue #3: Civil War II #1

Finally, it's the first issue of Civil War II, which comes 34 pages into the collection. David Marquez now assumes the art duties, and he will perform them the rest of the series, save for a handful of special guest-artists who get strategically deployed later in the series, mostly for the purposes of advertising future comics.

In this beginning of the series, the opening comes between #0 and FCBD 2016, with Ulysses running through the woods in Columbus until he stumbles upon a splash page of Inhumans...a "team" that now includes x-iled X-Man The Beast and former Fantastic Four member The Human Torch.

"Weeks later" we're in Manhattan, where The All-New, All-Different Avengers are facing what Ms. Marvel calls "a freaky, giant, big, giant celestial giant," and what Nova describes as its "little soldier things." Then Thor leads a splash page full of almost 40 heroes into the fight (She-Hulk and War Machine are among them, so this is still set before FCBD 2016...or they healed from it already. I guess it would be unclear at this point in the book). While the heroes distract the Celestial and its soldier guys, a team of sorcerers lead by Dr. Strange appear and send "The Celestial Destructor...to the dimension from which it came."

This leads to a 12-page after-party at Stark Tower, where Tony Stark and Carol Danvers toast The Inhumans for giving them the heads-up about the Celestial Destructor, with enough time to prepare pretty much the whole Marvel Universe to fight it. When they ask Medusa where she got that info, she calls a handful of the heroes into the darkened kitchen, and introduces them to Ulysses, the Inhuman who can see the future. When Tony and She-Hulk press him for how exactly he sees things, they call in "little Jean Grey" and she tries to set-up a limited hive mind or something between everyone there, but it turns out his mind is unreadable: It is a closed system.

Nevertheless, Carol tries to recruit him for The Ultimates, and Tony immediately starts throwing cold water on the idea, with logic. When it's pointed out that he correctly saw the Celestial Destructor, Tony shoots back that his vision "didn't happen because we stopped it...so it wasn't the future he saw, it was a possible future." After telling Carol and the others to be careful with what they do with these visions, he walks off.

Then the book seems to catch-up to the events of FCBD 2016; Ulysses has his Thanos vision (in a different time and different place than in the previous comic, which, remember, Bendis also wrote), and then we skip that whole fight scene to deal with its aftermath (In retrospect, I do kinda wonder why the scene wasn't inserted in between scenes of this issue, so that the story could occur chronologically).

At that point, what began as a differing set of opinions becomes a heated argument, when Tony finds out the chain of events that lead to Rhodey's death, he accuses Carol of murdering him and yells at her a bunch. He demands to know where Thanos is, and then storms off...but not to kill the guy who killed his best friend, but rather, "To make sure none of you ever play God again!" by going after Ulysses.

Carol is about to go after him, when She-Hulk wakes up just long enough to say, "Fight for it. It's out future, Carol. Not his. Fight for it."

I literally have no idea what this means in this context. The "his" refers to Tony Stark, I guess? But she was in a coma, did she hear any of that? Or was she talking about the future not belonging to Ulysses? Seriously, no idea.

From this point on, with the many beginnings out of the way, the series devolves into a story-shaped series of big moments.



Civil War II #2: Everyone is mad at Tony!

Tony abducts Uylsses from his bed in New Atillan, despite The Inhumans attempting to stop him, with violence. No idea what the legal ramifications are here. Ulysses would have been a U.S. citizen, but Attillan is a foreign country. By virtue of being Inhuman does that make him a citizen of Inhumans-ville? Does he have dual citizenship? If he's not a U.S. citizen, I guess Tony has a little more wriggle room in terms of abducting him and taking him to a secret science bunker to threaten him and run a brain scan on him, but since I don't know what Stark's status is with the U.S. government anymore, who knows? At any rate, the whole capture seems silly in retrospect, because presumably the very tests Tony runs on Ulysses' brain are the same ones, or the same kinds of ones, that The Black Panther would have been talking about running earlier. Tony and T'Challa are science bros.

This leads to the Inhuman Royal Family and their hangers-on storming Stark Tower, and then The Ultimates and Avengers arriving there to stop them, and then everyone finding Tony Stark and rescuing Ulysses from him. Despite some severe damage to a wall, there's no fighting yet, just some more arguing. If fighting was about to start, it is interrupted by Ulysses' latest vision, that of a gigantic, nude, drooling Hulk with glowing green eyes, standing over some kinda dead looking Steve Rogers, Thor and Hawkeye, with a limp Iron Man in one hand and a limper Captain Marvel in his other hand.


Civil War II #3: The death of Bruce Banner, and the trial of the century!

This is maybe the nadir of the series...up until it reaches a lower nadir at the end, I guess. Deciding all of a sudden to write this single chapter all artsy and out of sequence and shit, Bendis opens with a trial in a Manhattan federal court house, jumping between the trial and the events that lead to the trail, so there are flashbacks within flashbacks, and narration coming in the form of testimony from players like Carol, Tony, Hawkeye and others.

Matt Murdock is the only lawyer shown talking to anyone, and I guess he would be for the prosecution, since he works in the city's District Attorney's office, but then the thing they are talking about took place in Utah, so I don't see how a city ADA would get involved. If he's defending Hawkeye Clint Barton, well, that doesn't make sense, since Murdock's not allowed to practice law in New York anymore in such a capacity. If I had to guess, I would imagine there are only two lawyers in the whole Marvel Universe, and the other one is in and out of a coma, and Bendis doesn't have time to read Charles Soule's Daredevil, so who cares.

Here's what happened. Because Ulysses saw a giant Hulk killing some Avengers in a big city, Carol, an armor-less Tony and like all the super-heroes and SHIELD fly out to Doctor Bruce Banner's secret lab in a barn in rural Alpine, Utah and ask him to not freak out or anything. He says he's been experimenting on himself, but those experiments have kept him from becoming The Hulk for over a year now. How does this square with the events of The Totally Awesome Hulk Vol. 1? It doesn't, as far as I can tell!

And then Hawkeye shoots Banner to death with a special arrowhead given to him by Banner himself, who at some point in the past had asked Hawkeye to kill him if he ever Hulked-out again. He didn't Hulk-out, of course, but Hawkeye said he thought he was about to, and that was good enough: Hawkeye walks, since it was really more of an assisted suicide than it was a murder (Fun fact: Assisted suicide is illegal, but it's not like Bendis spent a lot of time in thinking about how trials or law works or anything. I don't even think he watched any Law & Order to research this issue). Tony is now super-pissed with Carol, as that's two superheroes who have gotten killed on account of her acting on Ulysses' visions, and doing so kind of stupidly (Like, this group would have been a good one to send after Thanos, while a smaller group of like, three or four people would have been a better one to send to visit Banner).


Civil War II #4: It's almost time to start to get ready to maybe rumble soon!

In an in-story ad for the new She-Hulk series, Hulk by writer Mariko Tamaki and artist Nico Leon, She-Hulk gets mad when Carol tells her that her cousin Bruce it totally dead now. In another jumbly timeline issue, a bunch of the grown-ups meet in a dark, dingy room to listen to Tony and Carol's "sides" of the arguments.

Tony's brain scans revealed that Ulysses, who is off having his face-painted by Karnak during this sequence, doesn't really have visions of the future, which are impossible to have, but his brain produces images of possible futures based on algorithms. Carol's argument is that if someone tells you there's a guy over there with a gun who said he's about to open fire, do you go over there and check it out, or do you wait until he opens fire? Tony counters that the percentage of the probability of him actually opening fire is relevant, and wouldn't you act differently if it were eighty percent or ten percent? Carol rolls her eyes.

Doing the mediating, sitting around what looks like one of the Illuminati's old tables, are Steve Rogers, Doctor Strange, Medusa, Blackbolt, Black Panther and Beast.

Carol doesn't sit around to talk with any of these folks, but just peaces out in the most dickish move possible: Flying straight up through the ceiling, leaving a huge pile of rubble in the middle of the floor.

She doesn't have time to talk; there are civil rights that need violating! One of Ulysses' recent visions was that some banker lady was a Hydra agent, so Carol has her in a freezing interrogation cell at the Triskelion, and is adamant on holding her without evidence forever. At this point, Maria Hill, the head of a super-CIA who like two crossovers ago was kidnapping villains and mind-wiping them with a reality warping device outside of any government mandate, and The Black Panther, an actual king of an actual monarchy, are like, "Carol, this is maybe going a little far, don't you think?"

And that's when Tony Stark sends Nightcrawler to Bamf! the woman out of the cell, and lands with his posse on the Triskelion roof, ready to fight Carol. Marquez and Bendis stack two long, horizontal panels that stretch across a two-page spread to reveal the "sides" (which, holy shit, it took until the fourth issue to get to?) in this so-called civil "war."

I'd scan the images, but they are too long to do so, so I'll just have to tell you who's in which panel.

Iron Man has got both Captains America, Doctor Strange, Luke Cage, Hawkeye Kate Bishop, codename-less Riri Williams, The Avengers (Ms. Marvel, Nova, Spider-Man Miles Morales, The Vision and the current Thor) and the cool X-Men (the cast of All-New X-Men: Teenage Cyclops, Iceman, Beast and Angel, plus Genesis and Idie).

Captain Marvel has got SHIELD, Alpha Flight (Sasquatch, Aurora and Puck), The Ultimates (Blue Marvel, Black Panther, Spectrum and an Ant-Man, I think...?) and the lame X-Men (from Extraordinary X-Men: Forge, Magick, Little Jean Grey, Storm and Old Man Ice Man).

So, just looking at who's on who's side, the deck is pretty clearly stacked: Iron Man is right. He is now officially the good guy, if there were any doubts before. He's got the moral authority that comes with having two Captains America! Carol doesn't even get a Bucky! The best she's got is Black Panther, and he was just telling her to chill like a few panels ago.

But just to throw a monkey wrench in things, Carol says "I have friends all over the place" on a two-page splash, and out of the sky fall the Guardians of The Galaxy! These are the ones that were in the original movie, plus Kitty Pryde, Angela, Venom and Ben Grimm.

Finally, a fight! Next issue!


Civil War II #5: At long last, superheroes punching one another over moral differences!

There's a big, two-page splash-page showing the two sides running at one another, ready to engage in combat over the dubious principle that Carol Danvers can hold that banker lady without charging her indefinitely, or maybe that she should be allowed to keep prompting conflicts that get Avengers killed or...whatever.

I confess it's an interesting spread, as it invites readers to wonder about, imagine or perhaps just rationalize why each character is on each team. I can see this being very appealing to a certain kind of reader, like, say, the one I was as a teenager, when I would read very few comic books, and always had to wait a month between each issue, because trade-waiting wasn't yet an option.

For example, Extraordinary X-Man "Old Man" Logan shows up in this spread, on Tony's side. Why's a guy from a possible nightmare future siding against the lady trying to stop possible nightmare futures, and how did Tony get him (and Nightcrawler) away from the other grown-up X-Men, who are all on Team Carol?

What is the difference that makes two versions of the same guy, Iceman, take completely different positions on the issue, and to hold them so strongly they are literally willing to fight himself/themselves over it?

Why did Peter Quill and his Guardians team choose to side with their space-faring pal Carol over their space-faring pal Tony? (Tony asks the same question, and it seems to amount to Peter likes Carol better...maybe it's a romantic/sexual thing, as there's one-panel later showing a pouting Kitty looking on as Peter and Carol hug.)

Why did Ben Grimm, who pointedly sat out the first Civil War, going so far as to move to France to avoid having to take a side and potentially punch on some of his pals, decide he was cool fighting in this one, which doesn't even have something tangible to fight about (the Registration Act), and in which he has no personal stakes in (Reed was on Team Security, Sue and Johnny were on Team Liberty)?

Why do any X-Men really care about this nonsense, especially since they have spent so much time on the receiving end of things like the government taking pre-emptive action against super-powered people, based on their potential to cause disaster?

I suppose that is the, or at least a, function of the various tie-ins (Of the two I've read so far, All-New Wolverine Vol. 2 and Power Man and Iron Fist Vol. 2, the stars basically decided to announce Carol is dumb, this whole fight is dumb and they don't want to be in this crossover at all...although Luke and Danny do appear to be working with Carol earlier in the story, and in this fight, Luke at least is on Team Tony).

Of course given that the "war" really only amounts to this issue's fight scene, I don't know that the answers really justify whole issues of comic books about Iceman debating his teenage self or whatever.

As for the specifics of the fight, it is mostly very lame, and, at some points, difficult to even read or make sense of. The Miles Morales version of Spider-Man apparently meeting (a) Venom is kind of interesting, but for the most part the issue's main consequences seem to be only to show that, first, Carol is increasingly willing to hit Iron Man super-hard, and, second, to destroy the Guardians' ship, essentially grounding them on Earth temporarily (the focus of a story arc in their own book/s that followed Civil War II).

It ends when another Ulysses vision shows a bloody-fisted Miles holding a limp and impaled Steve Rogers, on the steps of the U.S. Capitol building. The sobering image gets everyone to stop fighting and turn to this Spidey and Cap. Carol immediately wants to arrest Miles, but that is more than enough action for one issue!


Civil War II #6: Everyone returns to their corners, to plot and/or cry!

Carol's decision to preemptively arrest teenage Spider-Man finally causes Black Panther to turn on Carol, and after he briefly tells her off, he and Team Iron Man all teleport away to a safe house. The Inhumans take their maguffin and go home. Teen Spidey has Thor drop him off in the city, where he can have a proper panic attack.

Carol has something approaching a panic attack herself, sitting on the edge of the rooftop, crying and cradling her hand while thinking about--or having flashbacks to?--the deaths of Rhodey and Banner. Starlord, Maria and some X-ladies come out to comfort her and tell them they found Spider-Man--standing on the steps of the Capitol building, just like in the vision!

Wow, hardly anything happened in this issue at all!


Civil War II #7: Carol and Tony war, civilly!

Ulysses continues to get weirder and weirder, having now completely tuned out his fellow weirdo Inhumans, and he is growing glowing tentacles out of his back. He goes to visit Old Man Logan in the pages of Old Man Logan, which gives Old Man Logan artist Andrea Sorrentino a reason to appear and draw about a half-dozen pages, presumably to give Marquez a break as he tired near the finish line of this particular marathon (Otherwise, there's not really a reason to include the scene, as all that basically happens is that OML tells Ulysses that Tony Stark pushed someone with a feminine pronoun too far, and caused all the Old Man Logan sequels. That would also explain the decision to re-run the two-page spread of Miles over Captain Steve, so close on the heels of its initial usage).

Back in the real world, Captain America, like Spider-Man, for some reason decided the very best course of action to avoid Ulysses' vision of one of them killing the other is to meet at that place and have Spider-Man pointedly not kill him. This leads to a conversation, which only adds to the excitement of the Ulysses/Old Man Logan conversation. So much conversation!

Carol then decides the very best thing to do at this point, given that two of the three visions she had tried to stop in this series have lead to the deaths of Avengers, is to swoop in and try to take Spider-Man into custody. That's when a force field appears over him and Tony swoops in wearing a huge, Hulkbuster-esque suit of armor bristling with missile launchers and painted gray, probably in memory of Rhodey. They fight...for a whole four pages! Of course, two of those pages are a spread consisting of only three panels, so it's not, like, a real fight or anything.

The most hilarious part of this is that Tony shoots a missile at Carol, and she bats it away...and it detonates right in front of Captain America, who is only saved by the fact that he has a shield and is, you know, Captain America! It took her like one minute on the ground to almost kill Captain America herself, when the whole reason for her coming there was, because as she told Starlord and her gal pals, that if the vision comes to pass "and we do nothing, we basically killed Captain America ourselves."

Then she punches the guy in the gun metal-gray super-armor in the abdomen super-hard, which is exactly how Thanos killed Rhodey! Irony?


Civil War II #8: The extra-length, ad-fortified conclusion!

This final chapter is 38-pages long, but don't worry too much about Marquez's drawing hand; there's less drawing involved than you might think, and a solid eight pages are devoted to ads for other Marvel comics, drawn by guest-artists. Plus, there are more repetitions of pages from previous issues of this very series, which a theoretical reader has already read and paid for (I can't decide what is more frustrating. If you read this in single issues, then you are paying for the same content twice, but there is at least likely a month between the time you read it originally, in case you forgot that Carol punched Tony really hard, and Cap and Spider-Man looked on. If you're reading it in a trade format, as I am, then it really calls attention to its laziness, because I just read that exact same series of three giant panels, like, seconds ago.)

So! Two-page spread of a longshot of Carol and Tony, locked in moral/mortal combat in the skies over Washington, D.C.! Carol is firing her power-blasts at Tony, and he's shooting a Robotech episode's worth of little shoulder-mounted missiles at Carol. It is a nice drawing. Then! The same two-page spread from the previous issue, completely unchanged!

The fight lasts a few pages, during which Captain America is almost killed by missiles for a second time, and then a whole bunch of people try to get involved to stop the fight. Maria Hill sends Team Carol down to stop the fight, The Inhumans appear and attempt to stop the fight (I guess this fight is what Ulysses thinks Old Man Logan was talking about when he said Tony and "her" caused the Old Man Logan-iverse?), and Nova, Spider-Man's teenage pal from All-New, All-Different Avengers, human-rockets onto the scene.

But after Tony lands one more good punch on Carol, his systems shut down, and there's this montage in which Carol just seems like a maniac, pounding on Tony after he's stopped fighting back, repeatedly trying to peel off his helmet or armor and, eventually, in another two-page spread, she punches him so hard his armor explodes, he flies out of the back of it, and all of the various heroes who were flying or swinging to get to them in time are sent reeling by the shock waves of the hit.

As the bloodied Tony falls out of the sky, Ulysses sucks everyone into another weird vision, this one of "The Futures..." (plural). And so begins a sequence of silent splash pages, some single-page splashes, others double-page splashes, all by guest artists and revealing either a future Marvel comic or story (The first is apparently the events of Monsters Unleashed, the big Marvel event comic that immediately followed this one and is, in fact, already over, and there are similarly images showing Inhumans Vs. X-Men, the Miles and dead Cap image which may, in retrospect, be part of the in-progress Secret Empire, something having to do with Boy Thor and Loki) or past and/or standard Marvel futures (Age of Ultron, a Days of Future Past riff, Kilraven fighting the War of The Worlds' Martians).

And now it's time for the ending, or at least the denoument, which Brian Michael Bendis is notoriously terrible at writing!

Tony is not dead, but Beast, the only surviving Science Guy, puts him in some kind of weird iron lung thing and says he can't figure out exactly what Tony did to himself, but he doesn't wanna mess with it, as doing so might really kill him (He's a holographic AI in the rebooted and renumbered Invincible Iron Man that started coming out before this series was ever even finished, so that probably explains some of this). Beast tells Carol that Tony was her secret best friend all along, and he wasn't really fighting her to the death, because he trusted her; in actuality, he was fighting her to the death because he feared what the person who followed Carol might do with the powers she was already pretty severely abusing. This is pretty much the most unconvincing part of the whole book, but I guess Bendis wanted to take a stab at not making Carol look like one of the Marvel Universe's worst villains after months of doing the opposite...?

Ulysses just evolved into a Celestial and flew away or something. This was never his story; he was just a convenient maguffin, something to fight over that needed to be taken from the grasp of the victor at the end of the story.

Hawkeye confronts Carol and asks her not to read Occupy Avengers. Like most Marvel readers, she doesn't.

And, finally, the shadowy president who is totally Obama (this final issue was released after the election, but before Trump was sworn in and, anyway, as much as this guy doesn't sound at all like Obama, he does talk in complete sentences that conform to English standards). He asks Carol what's up, she previews coming attractions--The Champions, The Hulk, The Defenders, etc--and then he asks her what he can do for her.

She makes a very serious face and has she has some ideas "about the future," which I don't think is meant to be a joke, but sounds like one.

THE END!

And then there are 30 pages worth of variant covers, which remind one that something good did come out of this series: Michael Cho's great fight card-style variants.

Although, perusing those and the other variants, it's weird how many of them promise or depict fights that never actually happen in the story at all...