I used to think that Brian Andersen’s So Super Duper, his self-published book about a flamboyant and feminine super-hero doesn’t seem to realize the apparent fact that he’s gay, was the gayest comic book ever (Except Batman).
But now I’ve read Andersen’s Reignbow and Dee-Va, and it’s much, much gayer.
That’s probably in large part because our gay hero Reignbow actually knows he’s gay, so while some of his behavior tends to be just as, what’s the word…flaming as So Super Duper’s protagonist Psyche’s behavior, he also makes jokes, puns and innuendo with his boyfriend. And makes out with him repeatedly. And looks right at the reader while stroking his giant, Cable-sized gun after firing it and remarking that he’s spent.
But it’s also the way Reignbow jumps through skylights: See what I mean?
Anyway, Reignbow and Dee-Va opens in an alley, with the colorful crusaders talking about what sounds like a party of some sort.
What they find inside, however, are confused looking vampires in matching uniforms. This leads to a fight that dominates most of the issue, with the leads bantering, battling and busting out bizarre beauty products.
For example, Reignbow applies sparkly lip gloss before the fight (in a panel complete with the sound effect “SPARKLY!”), and Dee-Va deals with some vampires thusly: The very next panel shows two vampires having their heads CHUNK CHUNK-ed off by those buzzsaw eyelashes.
And here’s Reignbow wielding a whip that Dee-Va braided from her “100 percent steel-polyblend” wig in the space of, like, two panels: The art is by Celina Hernandez (Andersen draws his own So Super Duper) and it’s pretty good stuff.
There’s an obvious manga influence in the character design, and while the art is obviously simplified and occurring in a flattened out space, it’s not at all detrimental to the story, which is pretty much a string of silly jokes hanging on a fight/rescue plot. It looks and reads a bit like an ironically simplified and exaggerated Cartoon Network original show. Only with sound effects like “Splooge!” (it’s lip balm, I swear!) and a hero who shouts about how he hates pussy.
If this looks like something that you think might be up your alley, you can see a preview of the first seven pages and find out how to order it by visiting Sosuperduper.com.
And hey, while you’re there, why not buy a copy of So Super Duper #5?
*Full disclosure: Writer Brian Andersen contributes comics reviews to Newsarama.com’s weekly Best Shots column, as do I, and I wrote and drew a back-up story for his comic So Super Duper**.
**Speaking of which, So Super Duper #5, featuring a back-up Every Day Is Like Wednesday/So Super Duper crossover rather shoddily written, drawn, lettered and colored by me, is still available from sosuperduper.com for $4. That's just one penny more than Secret Invasion! Here’s a one-panel previw of it:
Do you enjoy the occasional comic strips you see here on Every Day Is Like Wednesday, despite the leaden "jokes," amateurish "art" and barely legible hand-written "lettering" that define them? Do you like them so much that you'd be willing to pay for one of them, despite the fact that you can usually get them here for free? Well good news! Now you can!
Comics creator, fellow "Best Shots" at Newsarama.com critic and EDILW reader Brian Andersen asked me to do a back-up strip for his next issue of So Super Duper, which will be So Super Duper #5.
If you're unfamiliar with Andersen's series, it centers on a superhero with empathic abilities who goes by the codename Psyche. He's a not-terribly-valued member of the super-team The Amazin'naughts, where he uses his empathic abilities to let the heavy-hitters know things like, say, that the giant monster that's destroying the city is evil.
Psyche's also a little on the, ummm...happy side, if you get my meaning. He's...well, how should I put this in a way that doesn't offend anyone...Oh, okay, how about this: When it comes to flaming, The Human Torch has nothing on Psyche.
At least, that's the impression Psyche gives. But is he really gay? The rest of his teammates seem to assume so, but he always seems surprised when someone implies that he is. And so superhero hilarity ensues.
You can check out previews of each of the previous issues at Sosuperduper.com, as well as find out how to order copies. My story will look and feel pretty familiar to regular EDILW readers, as it was done in the exact same way as the ones I post here—drawn with pencil and pen on index cards, colored with colored pencils, hand-lettered in my own terrible handwriting, and then handed off to Brian to try and figure out how to make it fit on paper. It's sort of a "crossover" between So Super Duper and Every Day Is Like Wednesday, in which comics blogger Caleb interviews for the Snapper Carr-like mascot position on the Amazin'naughts.
Here's the first panel:
So go order a bunch of copies of all of Brian's comics, huh?
In other Brian Andersen news, he'll be at San Diego Comics Con this week, the lucky bastard. He'll be participating in the "Emerging LGBT Voices" panel from 10 to 11 a.m. in Room 10 on Saturday, July 26th, and then he'll be signing at the Prism Comics booth (#2146 and #2148) from 1 to 2 p.m.
In Tom Peyer and Freddie Williams II's The Flash #239, the Justice League discuss whether or not they should talk to the Flash about the problems he's currently having with the media:
To drive his last point home, Green Lantern John Stewart lays his hand on Roy "Red Arrow" Harper's chest.
I may just be extremely non-physical, but I don't think I've ever laid my hand on another man's chest during a conversation before. Nor has a man ever laid his hand on my chest during a conversation before. And I'm 100% positive that's never occurred in my life with a co-worker, which is essentially what Stewart and Harper are.
And unlike Superman and Batman (or Iron Man and Captain America), who have been working together for decades (and fighting to keep their deep love for one another to themselves), Stewart and Harper have only been working together for, like, 20 minutes (Harper just joined the JLA for the first time during "The Tornado's Path," and Stewart wasn't on the League then; he just rejoined it during the JLoA Wedding Special).
Fatherly hand on the shoulder? Okay, that's one thing. But open palm on the chest? Hmm, I don't know.
Even cooler than the bizarre demonstration of physical intimacy between these guys who are having, like, their fifth conversation ever is the the expression Williams gives Stewart. Behold the bedroom eyes of John Stewart:
—Waste not, want not. Here’s a piece on the latest issue of Captain America that got bumped out of the paper for space, and won’t be relevant any more before the next issue. So I figured I might as well post it here, rather than let it go to waste. It’s written for a general audience, rather than the regular EDILW readers, who tend to consist of Newsarama readers and contributors and women with crushes on The Winter Soldier...
Marvel's Captain America comic got another jolt of mainstream media attention—Good Morning America! NPR! The Colbert Report!—with last week's release of #34, the issue in which a new character inherits the still-dead Steve Roger's shield and superhero identity.
It's often amusing (and sometimes cringe-inducing) to watch the “civilian” media react to the goings-on within the wonderful world of comics in the occasional instances that they notice.
In the case of last April's "death" of the original Captain America, it lead to tons of media coverage and a rush of people to comic shops snapping up what they were sure would be a collector's item, the last issue of the 67-year-old superhero Captain America's comic book.
Of course, superheroes die pretty regularly, and they tend to come back to life. Death has relatively little meaning in stories in which superpowers, clones, time travel and magic are so heavily involved.
When a big-time superhero does die, he of she is often replaced by another hero using his or her name, and often times the new character is a darker version of the original. Rather than a noteworthy event, then, the intro of the new Cap is really just Marvel following the well-established formula in the superhero cycle of death and rebirth.
What is fairly unique about this case, however, is how well writer Ed Brubaker has been able to maintain the quality of the monthly book after the title character was removed from it.
Almost a year has passed and, if anything, the book's gotten stronger and stronger, as Brubaker focused on Cap's traditional second bananas and antagonists, making it more of an ensemble drama. Brubaker’s completely mastered potboiler thriller and espionage, to the point where even when things happen exactly as one expects them to, they’re still exciting anyway.
Captain America #34 sees Cap’s former sidekick Bucky finally becoming the new Captain America, something that seemed a foregone conclusion the second the original was declared dead. The new Captain has a new costume, and a gun, which he uses to kneecap his terrorist enemies.
While the symbolism of a guy named “America” switching from a defense-only shield to a shield and gun combo may be groaningly obvious, this same issue sees Brubaker proving himself eerily prescient.
It opens with CNN talking heads decrying the price of oil, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, and the sudden sharp downturn in the economy. In the Marvel Universe, this has all lead to street demonstrations and rioting outside the White House.
What's behind this economic chaos? Captain America’s archenemy, the incredibly well preserved Nazi villain known as The Red Skull. Considering the lead time in comics—generally six months—Brubaker is either damn good at trend-spotting, or the real world is more and more following the gloomy imaginations of fiction writers purposely trying to think of melodramatically negative scenarios. Either way, it’s disturbingly in tune with today’s headlines.
In the ‘40s, Captain America used to punch out Hitler on the covers of his comics. I look forward to a cover in which the new Captain punches out the sub-prime mortgage crisis.
—Okay, anyone who wants to give Matt Brady and crew shit for laying into creators during profiles and interviews at Newsarama, please turn your attention to this Advocate article on all the lesbian superheroines in the DCU (Link totally stolen from Dirk Deppey’s Journalista).
It starts out on the wrong foot, mentioning Judd Winick’s gay-bashing issue of Green Lantern as the start of gay characters in super-comics in the DCU (I probably would have mentioned Vertigo easing super-comics readers into it, but whatever).
Most of it consists of talk about Renee “The Question” Montoya and Kathy “Batwoman” Kane, who appear in little-read miniseries Crime Bible: The Five Lessons of Blood, and some questions with Dan DiDio.
The writer does seem passably familiar with the DCU, saying this:
Batwoman and the Question aren’t the only sapphic superfolks stalking the streets of the DC Universe, either. Lovers Knockout and Scandal are both members of the Secret Six, while Amazonian powerhouse Grace and the density-altering heroine Thunder have a sexual relationship in the pages of The Outsiders. And when Catwoman, now more of an antihero than a villainess, retired to raise her newborn child, her lesbian friend Holly took on the guise of the ferocious feline.
Are these queer avengers here to stay—and stay gay? Knockout was recently murdered and, in a recent issue, it looked like Thunder was evicted from the Outsiders. But DiDio promises both Question and Batwoman will have "prominent roles" in 2008, after the current Crime Bible series wraps in February.
Hmm. I don’t know that Batwoman and the Question are exactly terribly prominent. Batwoman in particular seems to have disappeared. Cameos in Countdown and a guest-appearance in Crime Bible aside, she has a very low-profile for a hero who was set to appear in her own monthly, one that two different writers worked on at some point and a logo was already designed for. It’s odd that a character with a bat on her chest is less-seen in the modern DCU than, say, Booster Gold or the Metal Men or Geo-Force or Mogo the Green Lantern who is also a planet, you know?
Knockout and Scandal appeared in two miniseries; the former is at least temporarily dead (Although, unlike some of the Fourth Worlders, she’s a minor and modern addition, and not exactly guaranteed to return in the same way that, say, Orion and Mr. Miracle are). There are no plans for another Secret Six series announced at this point, and the team’s writer seems too focused on Wonder Woman for other books at this point, having dropped the rest of her workload.
Grace and Thunder are pretty awful examples of lesbian heroes, as both were just suddenly announced as gay; the former having had several sexual relationships with men prior, and a rather icky sexual history that I don’t imagine many gay advocates would be happy to hear about (“What are you trying to say, DC? That being repeatedly raped as a child turns you gay?”). They’re also both being written by one of the few mainstream super-comics writers who has actually came out and announced he foun gay content in super-comics to be completely inappropriate.
And Catwoman II was only temporarily carrying the Catwoman monthly; she’s been stripped of her cat-suit and sent to co-star in Countdown, a rather severe punishment for any DC superhero.
So, I don’t know…hooray for Sapphic superheroes?
As Deppey also snidely points out, they’re all buxom, Barbie doll-figured women in skintight costumes, with the exception of Montoya, who is a buxom, Barbie doll-figured woman in a trenchcoat. I was pretty disappointed to see how poor Holly swelled up into a cookie-cutter smexy super-girl in the pages of Countdown and in Adam Hughes’ Catwoman covers, as she used to be short, thin and rather gamine.
—Speaking of Dirk, everybody already read this essay of his, right? The one about the comics blogosphere’s sometimes misplaced feminist causes and superhero decadence and the super-comics markets? I’m afraid that a lot of the good points he makes are going to go unread or undiscussed simply because it is a long piece which a few pundits who should know better seem to have either not read or not understood and/or because some of the people who get name-dropped are going to take some personal offense to it, and respond to that stuff instead.
I think, for the most part, Deppey’s analysis is right…or at least seems right to me. However, Lisa Forturner, who provided the quote that got Deppey’s rhetorical ball rolling, is right about something too—DC is definitely paying attention.
Between Dan DiDio’s Christmas list, Chuck Dixon’s current Robin story arc, complete with memorial case gripe, and Grant Morrison and Tony Daniel’s one-panel case appearance in a dream sequence, it’s pretty obvious that DC hears this group of fans and is making attempts to respond.
Does it matter? I suppose that depends on who’s answering the question. (I said my piece on it here). Certainly it’s a drop in a bucket, and perhaps not a very important one, but, again, it depends on the person. Personally, I’d be happier to see less of Ed Benes drawing Wonder Woman and Black Canary, and a gradual shift towards returning more of the DCU line to books that are truly all-ages, with perhaps a couple reserved for more grown-up stories (Like, remember when New Titans, Green Arrow, Legends of the Dark Knight and a few others were kind of more for grown-up fans, but most of the line would be fine for a ten-year-old to read?)
See, I don’t mind people being torn in half in the comics I read, or rape being a plot point, but I really don’t think Superman, Robin or Mary Marvel need to be in those comics. I think it’s rather telling that probably the two best comics that DC published featuring superheroes last year were Grant Morrison and Frank Quiteley’s All-Star Superman and Jeff Smith’s Shazam!: The Monster Society of Evil, both of which were all-ages in the truest sense of the word.
—If I were the person at DC responsible for deciding what old comics get released at what point in time, I would have made damn sure 1988 miniseries Millennium was in comics shops just before Marvel’s big Secret Invasion storyline kicked off.
I don’t remember Millennium being a terribly good story, and like Armageddon 2001, it’s really weird to read it this deep into the 21st century, but despite its disastrous ending (Has any new initiative ever fallen as flat as fast as The New Guardians?), it’s still head and shoulders above the worst of the DCU crossovers (Genesis and Countdown, by my reckoning). Plus, Ian Gibson does the finished art, and man, you haven’t seen the Martian Manhunter until you’ve seen Ian Gibson draw him.
The plot involves a centuries old scheme by the Manhunter robots, the Guardians’ first attempt at a universal police force before they decided on the Green Lanterns, infiltrating the DCU with sleeper agents, all timed to strike at once, so that the supporting characters that our heroes had come to trust over the years suddenly revealed themselves to be alien menaces.
In addition to the eight issues of the main miniseries, I believe just about every single DC comic at the time tied into it, even All-Star Squadron, which was set 40 years in the past. So a trade would have a lot to choose from, but I’m sure there’s a lot of unimportant chaff that wouldn’t be needed (Maybe a trade would look like the one for DC One Million, with the main series and then the more important tie-ins included).
Now, I don’t think Brian Michael Bendis found these in a dollar bin and was suddenly, “Hey, a great idea! Yoink!” or anything, but the surface similarities are such that DC could give their rival a good nose-tweaking by getting it out there and letting the partisan crowd draw their own conclusions. (And, besides, DC’s hardcore fans are all atwitter about things involving the Guardians, GL Corps and suchlike at the moment, aren’t they?)
Of course, if I were in charge of those things, I would have rushed to make sure Legends, in which the U.S. government outlaws superheroes, was available in trade ASAP as soon as I heard the first rumors about Civil War, and that The Flash: Hell To Pay was in trade as soon as I heard the first rumors that Peter Parker was contemplating selling his marriage to the devil in “One More Day.”
—This new X-Men cartoon looks pretty cool. My introduction to the characters was in an episode of Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends and then that pretty awful ‘90s one, which I loved in the way that one loves horrible cartoons. Like, every single character’s voice in that show was absolutely hilarious to me…it was a guranteed twenty-minute giggle-fest.
I thought X-Men: Evolution was pretty great. It took me a while to get used to it—or else it got more awesome towards the end.
This looks like a neat mixture of the two.
The ‘90s version had much better music, though:
In fact, the only way to improve upon that theme song would be, I don’t know, to sing something in Japanese, and set a bunch of images of speed-lines and gravity-free battles to it:
—Wonkette column “Cartoon Violence” is always worth a read, but this hobo-centric column is triply so. I may not know much about comedy (as the attempts at humor on this page should readily attest), but I do know that there is nothing funnier than hobos. Hell, just the word is hilarious.
Speaking of which, I believe this is a very strong contender for my occasional attempts to isolate the greatest Captain Marvel cover of all time:
I know making fun of superherodom's greatest crimefighting team for being a couple is a popular pastime of the Internet, but I've never really seen anything to it.
Yeah, Batman dresses up in a pervy bat-suit and hangs out with a boy in panties, but the fact that they hang out in masks and tights and engage in quite a bit of male bonding doesn't make them any gayer than any other superheroes, does it?
I've never seen anything to suggest their relationship is any different than that of any other superhero and sidekick, or millionaire playboy and his ward.
I mean, if you want to see gayness in old Batman comics, I'm sure you'll find what you want to see, but aren't you just coloring your reading with your own prejudices?
Okay, yes, Robin refers to the dissolution of their partnership here as a "break-up," but that doesn't mean anything. It was 1942; slang terms and word meanings change over the course of sixty-odd years.
And that giant, weird-ass portrait at Wayne manor, of Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson staring deeply int one another's eyes? Yeah, it's pretty creepy, but it's not necessarily gay, is it?
Oh, come on! I'm trying to defend you guys here! What the hell is this? You're alone on a rowboat in a pond in the park...in the middle of the night?! How is that not a date?!
Wow, it seems like all anyone can talk about these days are gay superheroes. First is was the new lesbian Batwoman Kathy Kane, who makes her first appearance in this week's 52 #7, and now it's the rumors about the new Superman. You're probably thinking to yourself, "Wow, I love reading about gay superheroes! If only there was somewhere I could read still more about them." Well, don't worry, we here at Every Day Is Like Wednesday (and by "we" I mean "me") have got your back. Today we kick off our gay superhero coverage with an incomplete list of Superheroes That Sound Gay But Aren't Really.
A quick note on the criteria: These are all culled from the thousands of characters that populate the DC and Marvel universes of characters. Most are male, but a few female names have slipped in, as have a few monsters and robots that don't have genders as far as I can tell. And not all are technically superheroes, I've included supervillains as well. This list is horribly incomplete because there are new superheroes and supervillains with gay sounding names being created every day. Feel free to email any names you think belong on the list, which we should really strive to keep updated. After all, it doesn't look like this "Oh my God! We just noticed that superheroes seem sort of gay all of a sudden!" is going away any time soon...
SUPERHEROES THAT SOUND GAY BUT AREN'T REALLY
Man-Thing The Mandroids The Mandrill Mantis The Rainbow Raider The Unicorn The Purple Man Bi-Beast Man-Bat Man-Wolf Man-Ape Manbot Manthrax Manimator Ultraman Eclipso Manhunter Martian Manhunter Wonder Man Thunderball Piledriver Jackhammer Joystick The Whizzer Iron Fist Wiccan The Asgardian The Swordsman Sandy, The Golden Boy Box The Blonde Phantom Jack of Hearts Glorious Godfrey Deathstroke Angel Catman Mysterio Elongated Man Beefeater Big Bear Percy Clearweather Paladin Shatterfist Captain Compass Cosmic Boy Doll Man Mark Moonrider Gangbuster Gaucho Red Gaucho Polar Boy Mister America Mister Scarlet RAM Wylde Hard Drive Swiftarrow The Golden Dart The Red Dart Golden Lad The Companions Three
J. Caleb Mozzocco is a freelance writer and long time comics blogger based in Ohio. His upcoming book of giant monster movie reviews, GIANT MONSTER MOVIES: 100 YEARS OF BIG-SCREEN BEHEMOTHS, will be available from McFarland in 2026.
See what I mean? 
The very next panel shows two vampires having their heads CHUNK CHUNK-ed off by those buzzsaw eyelashes. 
The art is by Celina Hernandez (Andersen draws his own So Super Duper) and it’s pretty good stuff. 
