Despite the title, this collection is only partially composed of the Mythos origin one-shots by Paul Jenkins and Paolo Rivera, with the remainder of the stories filling it being five Avengers Origins one-shots, each by a different creative team. Regardless of which publishing initiative the comics originally came from, the main throughline is that each of the seven stories deals with the origin story of an Avenger, from founders like Thor and Ant-Man to relative newcomer Luke Cage, and as a whole the book functions as a sort of Avengers 101, a helpful guide to some of the characters you'll likely encounter when reading any of Marvel's many Avengers books or big crossover/event stories.
In most cases, better versions of the stories can be found elsewhere, but not packaged altogether so conveniently.
Let's break them down story by story, and of the whole simply say that it is of professional if unremarkably quality, a good, solid bit of escapism that points to other, better comics and readies the curious for immersion into bigger, wilder stories featuring the same characters.
Mythos: Captain America
By Paul Jenkins and Paolo Rivera
Marvel's Mythos line was one of several attempts to package their most popular characters in a way that would be new-reader friendly, with "most popular" meaning those that were or were most likely to be adapted into films. Jenkins wrote them all, condensing the characters' origins and careers in general into single one shots, while the incredibly talented Rivera drew them, working in a painted style that suggested a certain amount of prestige, but tended to lack the virtues and vitality of his drawn work.
The motley crew that earned the treatment, which repeated some of the goals of the Ultimate line (only in-continuity, and in a one-off instance instead of an ongoing one) and pre-figured the goals of the Season One original graphic novels), included not only Cap and The Hulk, but also Spider-Man, The Fantastic Four, the X-Men and Ghost Rider (These are all collected together in the Marvel: Mythos, which may or may not be in print any longer because, you know, Marvel).
This one's from 2008, and the premise features a still-young Steve Rogers in the year 2008, strolling across a street to a VFW and, on his way, remembering his life story, which he narrates to readers along the way. This is the story you're probably already pretty familiar with, whether from the comics from the 2011 movie.
Skinny, 4-F kid willing to be a lab rat, successful experiment granting him super-soldier status, spy plot making sure he'd be the last such super-soldier, PR effort and real soldier, ally Bucky, the last adventure which (seemingly) ended both of their lives, re-discovery by the nascent Avengers team, finding his place as the leader of the current generation of superheroes, calling on the experience and knowledge gained during World War II.
He's at a veterans dinner at the VFW, talking to a fellow veteran during all this time. It's a very talky story, with a lot of telling (or reminding, really) rather than showing, but it gets it's job done pretty quickly and efficiently. The main innovations Jenkins adds are to spend a considerable amount of time on Cap's incredibly depressing childhood (they didn't call it The Depression for nothing!) and on his interaction with the other veterans at the dinner.
I'm curious about the Captain America stories of the future, in, say, another ten years or so, when almost all of those who fought in the war aren't around anymore. There will come a time pretty soon when Captain America is the last surviving soldier of World War II (with the exception of some other Marvel characters, of course), and stories like these will be impossible to tell in quite the same way.
Mythos: Hulk
By Paul Jenkins and Paolo Rivera
The 2006 Hulk issue was an all-around stronger piece of comics, with Jenkins focusing on a single incident of the Hulk's life—his birth in the Gamma Bomb test, and what went on just before and just after—and mostly ignored narration for letting the already modern mythic events tell the story all by themselves.
Jenkins pays special attention to the relationship between the angry, acid-tongued scientist Bruce Banner, the imperious General "Thunderbolt" Ross and his daughter Betty Ross, who the two men fight bitterly over. General Ross clearly goes out of his way and takes things rather far to make life miserable for Banner and to keep him from Betty, but the way Jenkins writes Banner, it makes Ross' actions understandable, if not relatable. Banner is pretty insufferable, and its Betty who deserves the readers' sympathy—she's the one who has to put up with these two.
Again, you know exactly how things go down here, with Banner impulsively but heroically rushing out on the testing site to save Rick Jones (here an intern doing some painting, listening to "It's Not Easy Being Green" on his walkman, and thus oblivious to what's going on around him), and being turned into the monstrous Hulk.
Rivera's Hulk takes many cues from Jack Kirby's, and while that character's depiction has changed quite a bit over the years—rather remarkably so, given the fat that his basic design is simply "big, green, muscular guy in torn purple pants—Rivera's retains the broad, thick body and large, square-like head that gave Kirby's Hulk his distinct look, the look most artists to follow him deviated rather dramatically from.
Avengers Origins: Ant-Man and The Wasp
By Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa and Stephanie Hans
I really rather enjoyed writer Fred Van Lente's take on Ant-Man's origin way back in Marvel Adventures Superheroes #6 and Roger Langridge's portrayal of the character and The Wasp during his short run on Thor: The Might Avenger with Chris Samnee. It was hard not to contrast this with those other stories of the early Ant-Man, and thus find this one a little wanting.
Aguirre-Sacasa's script has some lighter, funnier moments to it—as in an instance where a shrunken-for-the-first-time Henry Pym wonders what to do next while a gigantic mouse looms behind him, or when he has a flustered conversation with Janet Van Dyne through a cracked doorway, trying to hide the giant ant tugging at his pant-leg—but the story is told with a more-or-less straight face, which isn't the easiest face to keep while discussing the origins of the character called "Ant-Man."
The funniest parts may not have been intentional. The writer repeatedly asks rhetorical questions about insects before answering them in the narration and the story: "Do insects dream?" and "Do insects have a destiny?" and so on. It ends with "Do insects love? Yes...these two do."
The story seems to take place within and around the early Ant-Man stories, which I've yet to read, despite having my eye on an Essentials volume containing them for literally years now, detailing Pym's early scientific successes in the fields of shrinking and ant-controlling and his romance with Jane Van Dyne, who, here at least, borders on stalking him. (If they ever finish and release an Ant-Man movie, it's easy to imagine her in a magic pixie girl role in it or its sequel).
I didn't really care for Hans' realistic, painterly work; it matches that done by Rivera in the previous story, but while those dealt with elements of the fantastic occasionally intersecting with the real world, this story is set in fantastic locales, and is chock-full of giant ants, a giant monster, a shrinking man, a shrinking woman, and it has more than one super-costume in it. Hans likewise has a hard time selling some of the comic moments, which play in one's imagination more than on the page, as the art and words combine to suggest them, not detail them.
Avengers Origins: Vision
By Kyle Higgins & Alec Siegel and Stephane Perger
The origin of maybe my least favorite Avenger of all time! There are few things I hate to read about more than androids with the emotional lives of teenagers; I like The Vision even less than The Red Tornado, only in that The Vision has a more garish and ugly costume (I like Golden Age Vision's look okay though).
This story seems to be set almost entirely within an issue, or part of an issue, of The Avengers, of which I've never read. Ultron builds, grows and teaches The Vision, programming him with powers to take down a fairly weak squad of Avengers, and then sicks Vision on them.
Then it's The Vision vs. The Wasp, Pym as Goliath (Hoo boy, did their relationship change between these two stories!), Hawkeye and The Black Panther, and not only should the powerful android mop the floor with these guys, he does—the only reason he doesn't kill them is that he's introduced to the concept of love through much of the fight, and then turns on his creator Ultron.
As an all-fight action comic, there's little to complain about here, and, as a hater of emotional androids, I was relieved that at no point did The Vision shed any tears. Perger's art was pretty nice, maintaining the painted look, and while the backgrounds disappear almost constantly, much of the issue is set outside at night in the rainstorm, and or there are bright flashes of light, so that The Vision's sports-team color scheme is muted and, on the whole, he looks much more dramatic than usual, with Perger lengthening his cape when necessary and often blotting out the features of his face (or at least his eyes) in order to give him a mysterious, stoic, not-really-there look.
Avengers Origins: Luke Cage
By Adam Glass & Mike Benson and Dalibor Talajic
The major outlier among the other origin stories, Luke Cage's origin is of relatively recent vintage (he was created by Archie Goodwin, John Romita Sr. and George Tuska in 1972; the next most recent character included in this volume is The Vision, who was re-created in '68, but was based on a Golden Age Timely character from 1940). He's also the only one in the book to join the Avengers after the 1960s; in fact, he didn't join the team until 2005's New Avengers.
Glass and Benson's script follows Jenkins' Captain America script rather closely in form, telling Cage's origin story (which bears some parallels to Cap's) from prison to experiment to escape to flirtation with crime to Hero for Hire, ending in the modern day, with a sort of coda in which Cage continues to try and atone for a mistake he made during his life of crime and being forgiven by his victim.
Having never read the original stories this one is based on, once again I'm uncertain as to how faithful it's being, but given that Cage's archenemy on the outside is named Stryker-with-a-Y, it sure seems like it's a re-telling of something from the 1970s.
From here on in, the book loses its painted style, save for the covers, slivers of which are used as the cover for the collection. Talajic's art is perhaps the best in the book. It's certainly the most straightforward in terms of comic bookishness, and he does a pretty good job of updating the time period during the story (It seems like this Cage grew up in the '80s, rather than the '60s).
Avengers Origins: Scarlet Witch & Quicksilver
By Sean McKeever and Mirco Pierfederici
Okay, they may technically be Avengers, but they're mutants, and they got their start with the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, which makes these two X-Men characters, which makes them confusing and annoying.
McKeever tells their story from childhood until their debut as Avengers, with the bulk of attention spent on their relationship with Magneto, whose secret connection to them wasn't yet known to all parties at the time (although Quicksilver suspects). Their main conflict comes from not really having their heart in the whole "Evil" part of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
As with the Cage story, the artwork in this oen is particularly comic-book-y, but perhaps in a more generic, less stylized way.
The story stands out as particularly complicated, but that's due more to the fact that their story is particularly complicated, coming out of the soap operatic X-Men franchise, and their inclusion in the Avengers by second-generation Marvel creators, while so many of the other Avengers getting the origin treatment here were originally created as stars of their own features, and thus had a pretty straightforward, simplicity to their powers and origins.
The question about Scarlet Witch that has always haunted me remains unanswered: What exactly is that thing she wears on her head and, like, what's it's deal, exactly...?
Avengers Origins: Thor
By Kathryn Immonen, Al Barrionuevo and Michel Lacombe & Mark Pennington
The bulk of this story stars the young Thor and the young Loki, and it's set in Asgard. Odin commissions the creation of Mjolnir and a few other trinkets, and the hammer sits there, un-pick-up-able, while Thor and Loki have their various interpersonal conflicts and. When shit finally goes down, Thor finds the inner-strength he needs (and the right motivation) to pick up Mjolnir and start kicking ass. But he kicks so much ass, and does so in such an arrogant way, that he gets cast down to Midgard and, well, I'd suggest you pick up Thor: The Mighty Avenger for more of his adventures on Earth.
Immonen wisely starts and more-or-less completes her story before the story of the Marvel Thor really begins, with his time on Earth, and Barrionuevo's pencils are fine, evoking a bit of Brian Hitch, but are nothing remarkable, and his Asgard seems more like a Xena, Warrior Princess set than the sort of sci-fi fantasy realm of Kirby's creation.
On further reflection, the line-up of characters chosen for inclusion here is a rather odd one, isn't it? The Avengers Origins series is from 2012, the same year as the movie, but movie Avengers Iron Man, Hawkeye and Black Widow are absent, while the only movie Avenger who had an Avengers Origins issue produced was Thor. And The Hulk, who is in the movie, is included here, even though he's never really been a member of the team for any great length of time, and was merely present at their origin (As was Iron Man who, again, isn't represented).
And, again, Cage sticks out as being the odd Avenger out, although perhaps they decided to produce an origin issue focusing on him instead of, say, Hawkeye or Iron Man, simply because his origins is much more obscure than that of, say, Tony Stark.
All in all, it's a decent enough intro eight Marvel superheroes. None of the stories stand out as being particularly great ones, but then, none of them are at all poor ones either.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Marvel's December previews reviewed
Marvel Comics Entertainment (Sorry, old habits die hard) will publish a whole bunch of comic books in December. Many of them will have awesome covers. Many more will have bizarre "numbering" combining strings of numbers, decimal points and letters, like some form a code (Expect DC to use this same numbering scheme in the next year or so). At least one might end up being the most hilarious thing Marvel has ever published. At least since every third page of Civil War, anyway (see below).
To read the their full solicitations, you can go here. Otherwise, read on.
ALL-NEW X-MEN #20
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (W) • BRANDON PETERSON (A/C)
...
• The fallout of X-MEN: BATTLE OF THE ATOM continues!
• X-23 is back and kissing… WHO IS THE MYSTERY MAN??!
32 PGS./Rated T …$3.99
Well it's only funny/weird if it's the time-lost, teenage Scott "Cyclops" Summers.
ALL-NEW X-MEN/INDESTRUCTIBLE HULK/SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN: THE ARMS OF THE OCTOPUS TPB
Written by MICHAEL COSTA & CHRIS COSENTINO
Penciled by KRIS ANKA & DALIBOR TALAJIC
Cover by ALEXANDER LOZANO
The All-New X-Men meet the Indestructible Hulk and the Superior Spider-Man! Dr. Octopus confronts the time-displaced young X-Men, but how is he alive?! Ock’s appearance gets the immediate attention of the Superior Spider-Man (who we all know is Doc Ock’s mind in Spider-Man’s body), and Bruce Banner helps Spidey and the young X-Men investigate the mysterious paradox — but before they learn the truth, they’re shocked by the return of the believed-dead Abomination! Who is in league with these returned villains, and how can our heroes defeat them? And can the Superior Spider-Man maintain his sanity while facing his doppelganger? Plus: Steel kitchen knives meet Adamantium claws as reality-TV star Chris Cosentino spins a culinary caper featuring Wolverine! Collecting ALL-NEW X-MEN SPECIAL #1, SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN TEAM-UP SPECIAL #1, INDESTRUCTIBLE HULK SPECIAL #1 and WOLVERINE: IN THE FLESH #1.
120 PGS./Rated T+ …$14.99
That's...that's not really the title, is it...?
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700.1 & #700. 2
DAVID MORRELL (w) • KLAUS JANSON (a)
Covers by PASQUAL FERRY
...
40 PGS. (EACH)/Rated T …$3.99 (EACH)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700.3 & #700.4
JOE CASEY, JEN VAN METER & CLAY CHAPMAN (W)
TIM GREEN, EMMA RIOS & JAVIER RODRIGUEZ (a)
Covers by PASQUAL FERRY
...
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700.5
BRIAN REED & KEVIN GRIEVIOUX (W)
SEAN CHEN & LEE WEEKS (a)
...
Well this is utterly perplexing. They're publishing 5 #700 issues...? But wait, didn't they just publish a 700th issue a year or so ago, before the Superior Spider-Man hoo-har? So is it six now? And Superior Spider-Man is still being published, with two issues this month...?
I don't get or like this at all, and the decimal points seem like cheating to me.
Here's a credit I don't see nearly often enough: "Cover by TOM SCIOLI."
INHUMANITY #1
MATT FRACTION (W)
OLIVIER COIPEL (A/C)
• After INFINITY, the Marvel Universe has changed.
• The Avengers find themselves face to face with Karnak who has discovered the secret of the Inhumans that will shake the Marvel U to its core.
40 PGS./ONE SHOT/Rated T …$3.99
Karnak's the kicking guy, kicking through that cover, right? He's a pretty good example of a character who looks fine when Jack Kirby draws him, but looks a little off when just about anyone else attempts to draw him.
Anyway, after years spent building up the Avengers, and a recent return of attention to the X-Men franchise, is Marvel casting about for other potential franchises among all their super-team IP? Or are the Inhumans merely looked at as the next potential Guardians of the Galaxy?
Ooh, I wonder who will be next? Will it be The Defenders? I hope it's The Defenders. Oh wait, Marvel just tried a Defenders revival, written by Matt Fraction, and even that didn't work, so I suppose a new Defenders title is out of the question. We're probably more likely to see a new Invaders book before we see a new Defenders book...
Oh. Nice.
Avengers Annual #1
KATHRYN IMMONEN (W) • DAVID LAFUENTE (A/C)
• It’s Christmas Eve in Avengers Tower. Everybody’s got somewhere better to be and Cap’s all alone on Tower-sitting duty. Or is he?
• Outside all is calm, all is quiet, but inside it’s an avalanche of mayhem as an intruder turns the Avengers’ own tower against them!
• And introducing Zamira! She’s Meryl Streep with a vengeance! Or maybe just a hormonal teenager...WITH OUT OF CONTROL SUPER POWERS!
40 PGS./ONE SHOT/Rated T+…$4.99
Er, are those superheroes supposed to be pulling the sleigh...? Because while I get the sense of motion and direction, I don't really get a sense of how they're attached to it or how it's working exactly.
I like the idea of Christmas specials in general, and that's a great creative team, but the main reason I would want to check this out is to figure out what exactly a character who is "Meryl Streep with a vengeance...or maybe just a hormonal teenager" means, exactly. Those two things don't sound very much like one another.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #22.INH
KELLY SUE DECONNICK & WARREN ELLIS (W)
MATTEO BUFFAGNI (A)
Cover by JORGE MOLINA
INHUMANITY TIE-IN
• Spider-Woman and the Hulk -- Team Sad! -- are Back in Black… and red. And yellow. And purple and green. A lot of green.
• Speaking of green… Spider-Girl follows in the footsteps of her investigative reporter Dad and follows the money.
• The Toxic Doxie has her very own Inhuman… All that a homicidal maniac could ask for.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
I kind of like the fact that I don't understand any of the words in this after the word "Hulk," but it still sounds pretty exciting. Note the name of DeConnick's co-writer, too. That's...unexpected.
Here's a good example of the weird numbering many of the books apparently having something to do with the Inhumans this month have in place of, you know, numbers. Looks like a measurement of some industrial tool, or something on an invoice, maybe.
CATACLYSM: ULTIMATES #2 (of 3)
JOSH HALE FIALKOV (W) • CARMINE DI GIANDOMENICO (A)
Cover by MUKESH SINGH
• HULK ORGANISM DESIGNED ONLY FOR KILLING VS. HERCULES!
• MODOK PREPARES THE WORLD FOR THE END.
• REED RICHARDS’ city is the key to GALACTUS’S FINAL SOLUTION.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
Hey, I didn't know there was an Ultimate Hercules...!
FF #15
MATT FRACTION & LEE ALLRED (W) • MICHAEL ALLRED (A/C)
• Invasion Latveria: the Video Game!
• Four stand-in replacement heroes and a dozen kids versus Dr. Doom, now transformed into the ultimate power in the universe: Doom the Annihilating Conqueror! What a time to run out of quarters!
• Game over, man! Game over!
32 PGS./Rated T …$2.99
F Yeah, FF!
Guardians of the Galaxy #10
Brian Michael Bendis (W) • Kevin Maguire (A/C)
• Angela and Gamora go hunting.
• Special guest artist Kevin Maguire (Justice League, Batman Confidential, X-Men)
32 PGS./Rated T…$3.99
Glad to see Maguire getting such a high-profile gig so soon after the mess with Justice League 3000. Probably more money and cred working with Bendis at Marvel at the moment, anyway. And hey, given how many comics Benids writes, it shouldn't be too hard for Marvel and Bendis to find one to keep Maguire on.
Marvel Knights: Hulk #1 has a nice cover. Good job, Pitor Kowalksi.
MIGHTY AVENGERS #4.INH
AL EWING (W) • GREG LAND (A/C)
...
INHUMANITY TIE-IN!
• In the aftermath of Infinity, Luke Cage brings his Mighty Avengers together! And a certain Superior someone is not happy about it!
• Plus: The birth of the new Ronin!
• This solicit sponsored by CORTEX Incorporated. CORTEX. Tomorrow is in our hands.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
I hope they mean the birth of the new Ronin in a metaphorical sense, otherwise it's gonna be years before he or she is ready to put on a costume and start fighting crime with the rest of these guys.
THE MUPPETS OMNIBUS HC
Written by ROGER LANGRIDGE
Penciled by ROGER LANGRIDGE, SHELLI PAROLINE & AMY MEBBERSON
Covers by ROGER LANGRIDGE & PHIL NOTO
It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights! It’s time to turn the pages of this Omnibus tonight! The Muppets take Marvel in this zany collection of Roger Langridge’s award-winning, gag-filled adventures of Kermit and the gang. From Bunsen and Beaker to Piiiigs In Spaaaace, all your favorites are here in a volume as hilarious as it is compendious — one even Statler and Waldorf wouldn’t hate! It’s time to get things started with the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational book of all! Collecting THE MUPPET SHOW (2009) #1-4, THE MUPPET SHOW COMIC BOOK: THE TREASURE OF PEG-LEG WILSON #1-4, THE MUPPET SHOW COMIC BOOK #0-11 and THE MUPPETS (2012) #1-4.
1296 PGS./All Ages …$49.99
ISBN: 978-0-7851-8792-9
Trim size: oversized
THE MUPPETS OMNIBUS HC NOTO COVER (DM ONLY)
1296 PGS./All Ages …$49.99
ISBN: 978-0-7851-8793-6
When Disney first bought Marvel, I started worrying about Boom's Langridge-written (and often Langridge-drawn) Muppets comics, and when I learned Boom was losing the license, I bought all these collections from an online retailer while I still could, for fear of how Marvel might package collections.
I'm glad I did. I probably spent more than $50 on them, and this may actually be a great value, but I don't know, $50 just seems like a lot of money to spend on a single book of Muppets comics, no matter how thick that book is.
These are all excellent comics, and while the art is strong on all of 'em, I think Langridge's best comics are the ones he draws as well as writes. The cover above is the Phil Noto one, which I think may be new, but I'm not positive (there were variants on many of these Muppets comics, naturally).
I do wonder why Marvel doesn't seem to be doing anything with their Disney-related licenses, other than reprinting stuff other publishers commissioned and created.
THE SUPERIOR FOES OF SPIDER-MAN #7
Nick Spencer (W) • Steve Lieber (A)
Cover by In-Hyuk-Lee
• The Sleeper hit of the year continues!
• Can’t do the time? Speed Demon shouldn’t have done the crime.
• Spencer, Lieber, Rosenberg, Caramagna, and a group of Foes on the brink!
32 PGS./Rated T…$2.99
Hey, is this an ongoing or a miniseries? Because a seventh issue seems a little long for a miniseries, which I assumed this was going to be.
That's not a very good cover for this series, compared to some of the ones we've seen so far.
I like the over of Thunderbolts #19 too. Good job, Julian Totino Tedesco! I think it's Red Hulk's hat that makes it.
ULTIMATES 3: WHO KILLED THE SCARLET WITCH? TPB (NEW PRINTING)
Written by JEPH LOEB
Penciled by JOE MADUREIRA
Cover by JOE MADUREIRA
When the Scarlet Witch is shot down in broad daylight, everyone is a suspect! What secret is exposed that ruins Iron Man? Who is hiding behind The Black Panther’s mask? Can the murderer be Hawkeye The Marksman? It’s a race against time as The Ultimates — Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, including Captain America and Thor — face off against Venom, Magneto and Sabretooth! This action-packed murder mystery also features The Hulk, Spider-Man and Wolverine as well as the first appearance of the Black Panther. Written by Emmy and Eisner-winner Jeph Loeb (TV’s HEROES and LOST) with artwork featuring the trimphant return of JOE MADUREIRA (THE UNCANNY X-MEN) with glorious color painting by CHRISTIAN LICHTNER (BATTLE CHASERS).
128 PGS./Parental Advisory …$19.99
Reminder: This is may be the worst comic book of all time.
Hey, has anyone ever done this exact cover design before? I'm sure there have been plenty of variations of heroes about to punch or shoot reader in face, but have there ever been any where the hero is grabbing the "reader" by the shirt like that? It seems like that's a pretty obvious idea, but I can't recall ever seeing it.
Anyway, cool cover.
To read the their full solicitations, you can go here. Otherwise, read on.
ALL-NEW X-MEN #20
BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (W) • BRANDON PETERSON (A/C)
...
• The fallout of X-MEN: BATTLE OF THE ATOM continues!
• X-23 is back and kissing… WHO IS THE MYSTERY MAN??!
32 PGS./Rated T …$3.99
Well it's only funny/weird if it's the time-lost, teenage Scott "Cyclops" Summers.
ALL-NEW X-MEN/INDESTRUCTIBLE HULK/SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN: THE ARMS OF THE OCTOPUS TPB
Written by MICHAEL COSTA & CHRIS COSENTINO
Penciled by KRIS ANKA & DALIBOR TALAJIC
Cover by ALEXANDER LOZANO
The All-New X-Men meet the Indestructible Hulk and the Superior Spider-Man! Dr. Octopus confronts the time-displaced young X-Men, but how is he alive?! Ock’s appearance gets the immediate attention of the Superior Spider-Man (who we all know is Doc Ock’s mind in Spider-Man’s body), and Bruce Banner helps Spidey and the young X-Men investigate the mysterious paradox — but before they learn the truth, they’re shocked by the return of the believed-dead Abomination! Who is in league with these returned villains, and how can our heroes defeat them? And can the Superior Spider-Man maintain his sanity while facing his doppelganger? Plus: Steel kitchen knives meet Adamantium claws as reality-TV star Chris Cosentino spins a culinary caper featuring Wolverine! Collecting ALL-NEW X-MEN SPECIAL #1, SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN TEAM-UP SPECIAL #1, INDESTRUCTIBLE HULK SPECIAL #1 and WOLVERINE: IN THE FLESH #1.
120 PGS./Rated T+ …$14.99
That's...that's not really the title, is it...?
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700.1 & #700. 2
DAVID MORRELL (w) • KLAUS JANSON (a)
Covers by PASQUAL FERRY
...
40 PGS. (EACH)/Rated T …$3.99 (EACH)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700.3 & #700.4
JOE CASEY, JEN VAN METER & CLAY CHAPMAN (W)
TIM GREEN, EMMA RIOS & JAVIER RODRIGUEZ (a)
Covers by PASQUAL FERRY
...
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #700.5
BRIAN REED & KEVIN GRIEVIOUX (W)
SEAN CHEN & LEE WEEKS (a)
...
Well this is utterly perplexing. They're publishing 5 #700 issues...? But wait, didn't they just publish a 700th issue a year or so ago, before the Superior Spider-Man hoo-har? So is it six now? And Superior Spider-Man is still being published, with two issues this month...?
I don't get or like this at all, and the decimal points seem like cheating to me.
Here's a credit I don't see nearly often enough: "Cover by TOM SCIOLI."
INHUMANITY #1
MATT FRACTION (W)
OLIVIER COIPEL (A/C)
• After INFINITY, the Marvel Universe has changed.
• The Avengers find themselves face to face with Karnak who has discovered the secret of the Inhumans that will shake the Marvel U to its core.
40 PGS./ONE SHOT/Rated T …$3.99
Karnak's the kicking guy, kicking through that cover, right? He's a pretty good example of a character who looks fine when Jack Kirby draws him, but looks a little off when just about anyone else attempts to draw him.
Anyway, after years spent building up the Avengers, and a recent return of attention to the X-Men franchise, is Marvel casting about for other potential franchises among all their super-team IP? Or are the Inhumans merely looked at as the next potential Guardians of the Galaxy?
Ooh, I wonder who will be next? Will it be The Defenders? I hope it's The Defenders. Oh wait, Marvel just tried a Defenders revival, written by Matt Fraction, and even that didn't work, so I suppose a new Defenders title is out of the question. We're probably more likely to see a new Invaders book before we see a new Defenders book...
Oh. Nice.
Avengers Annual #1
KATHRYN IMMONEN (W) • DAVID LAFUENTE (A/C)
• It’s Christmas Eve in Avengers Tower. Everybody’s got somewhere better to be and Cap’s all alone on Tower-sitting duty. Or is he?
• Outside all is calm, all is quiet, but inside it’s an avalanche of mayhem as an intruder turns the Avengers’ own tower against them!
• And introducing Zamira! She’s Meryl Streep with a vengeance! Or maybe just a hormonal teenager...WITH OUT OF CONTROL SUPER POWERS!
40 PGS./ONE SHOT/Rated T+…$4.99
Er, are those superheroes supposed to be pulling the sleigh...? Because while I get the sense of motion and direction, I don't really get a sense of how they're attached to it or how it's working exactly.
I like the idea of Christmas specials in general, and that's a great creative team, but the main reason I would want to check this out is to figure out what exactly a character who is "Meryl Streep with a vengeance...or maybe just a hormonal teenager" means, exactly. Those two things don't sound very much like one another.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE #22.INH
KELLY SUE DECONNICK & WARREN ELLIS (W)
MATTEO BUFFAGNI (A)
Cover by JORGE MOLINA
INHUMANITY TIE-IN
• Spider-Woman and the Hulk -- Team Sad! -- are Back in Black… and red. And yellow. And purple and green. A lot of green.
• Speaking of green… Spider-Girl follows in the footsteps of her investigative reporter Dad and follows the money.
• The Toxic Doxie has her very own Inhuman… All that a homicidal maniac could ask for.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
I kind of like the fact that I don't understand any of the words in this after the word "Hulk," but it still sounds pretty exciting. Note the name of DeConnick's co-writer, too. That's...unexpected.
Here's a good example of the weird numbering many of the books apparently having something to do with the Inhumans this month have in place of, you know, numbers. Looks like a measurement of some industrial tool, or something on an invoice, maybe.
CATACLYSM: ULTIMATES #2 (of 3)
JOSH HALE FIALKOV (W) • CARMINE DI GIANDOMENICO (A)
Cover by MUKESH SINGH
• HULK ORGANISM DESIGNED ONLY FOR KILLING VS. HERCULES!
• MODOK PREPARES THE WORLD FOR THE END.
• REED RICHARDS’ city is the key to GALACTUS’S FINAL SOLUTION.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
Hey, I didn't know there was an Ultimate Hercules...!
FF #15
MATT FRACTION & LEE ALLRED (W) • MICHAEL ALLRED (A/C)
• Invasion Latveria: the Video Game!
• Four stand-in replacement heroes and a dozen kids versus Dr. Doom, now transformed into the ultimate power in the universe: Doom the Annihilating Conqueror! What a time to run out of quarters!
• Game over, man! Game over!
32 PGS./Rated T …$2.99
F Yeah, FF!
Guardians of the Galaxy #10
Brian Michael Bendis (W) • Kevin Maguire (A/C)
• Angela and Gamora go hunting.
• Special guest artist Kevin Maguire (Justice League, Batman Confidential, X-Men)
32 PGS./Rated T…$3.99
Glad to see Maguire getting such a high-profile gig so soon after the mess with Justice League 3000. Probably more money and cred working with Bendis at Marvel at the moment, anyway. And hey, given how many comics Benids writes, it shouldn't be too hard for Marvel and Bendis to find one to keep Maguire on.
Marvel Knights: Hulk #1 has a nice cover. Good job, Pitor Kowalksi.
MIGHTY AVENGERS #4.INH
AL EWING (W) • GREG LAND (A/C)
...
INHUMANITY TIE-IN!
• In the aftermath of Infinity, Luke Cage brings his Mighty Avengers together! And a certain Superior someone is not happy about it!
• Plus: The birth of the new Ronin!
• This solicit sponsored by CORTEX Incorporated. CORTEX. Tomorrow is in our hands.
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
I hope they mean the birth of the new Ronin in a metaphorical sense, otherwise it's gonna be years before he or she is ready to put on a costume and start fighting crime with the rest of these guys.
THE MUPPETS OMNIBUS HC
Written by ROGER LANGRIDGE
Penciled by ROGER LANGRIDGE, SHELLI PAROLINE & AMY MEBBERSON
Covers by ROGER LANGRIDGE & PHIL NOTO
It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights! It’s time to turn the pages of this Omnibus tonight! The Muppets take Marvel in this zany collection of Roger Langridge’s award-winning, gag-filled adventures of Kermit and the gang. From Bunsen and Beaker to Piiiigs In Spaaaace, all your favorites are here in a volume as hilarious as it is compendious — one even Statler and Waldorf wouldn’t hate! It’s time to get things started with the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational book of all! Collecting THE MUPPET SHOW (2009) #1-4, THE MUPPET SHOW COMIC BOOK: THE TREASURE OF PEG-LEG WILSON #1-4, THE MUPPET SHOW COMIC BOOK #0-11 and THE MUPPETS (2012) #1-4.
1296 PGS./All Ages …$49.99
ISBN: 978-0-7851-8792-9
Trim size: oversized
THE MUPPETS OMNIBUS HC NOTO COVER (DM ONLY)
1296 PGS./All Ages …$49.99
ISBN: 978-0-7851-8793-6
When Disney first bought Marvel, I started worrying about Boom's Langridge-written (and often Langridge-drawn) Muppets comics, and when I learned Boom was losing the license, I bought all these collections from an online retailer while I still could, for fear of how Marvel might package collections.
I'm glad I did. I probably spent more than $50 on them, and this may actually be a great value, but I don't know, $50 just seems like a lot of money to spend on a single book of Muppets comics, no matter how thick that book is.
These are all excellent comics, and while the art is strong on all of 'em, I think Langridge's best comics are the ones he draws as well as writes. The cover above is the Phil Noto one, which I think may be new, but I'm not positive (there were variants on many of these Muppets comics, naturally).
I do wonder why Marvel doesn't seem to be doing anything with their Disney-related licenses, other than reprinting stuff other publishers commissioned and created.
THE SUPERIOR FOES OF SPIDER-MAN #7
Nick Spencer (W) • Steve Lieber (A)
Cover by In-Hyuk-Lee
• The Sleeper hit of the year continues!
• Can’t do the time? Speed Demon shouldn’t have done the crime.
• Spencer, Lieber, Rosenberg, Caramagna, and a group of Foes on the brink!
32 PGS./Rated T…$2.99
Hey, is this an ongoing or a miniseries? Because a seventh issue seems a little long for a miniseries, which I assumed this was going to be.
That's not a very good cover for this series, compared to some of the ones we've seen so far.
I like the over of Thunderbolts #19 too. Good job, Julian Totino Tedesco! I think it's Red Hulk's hat that makes it.
ULTIMATES 3: WHO KILLED THE SCARLET WITCH? TPB (NEW PRINTING)
Written by JEPH LOEB
Penciled by JOE MADUREIRA
Cover by JOE MADUREIRA
When the Scarlet Witch is shot down in broad daylight, everyone is a suspect! What secret is exposed that ruins Iron Man? Who is hiding behind The Black Panther’s mask? Can the murderer be Hawkeye The Marksman? It’s a race against time as The Ultimates — Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, including Captain America and Thor — face off against Venom, Magneto and Sabretooth! This action-packed murder mystery also features The Hulk, Spider-Man and Wolverine as well as the first appearance of the Black Panther. Written by Emmy and Eisner-winner Jeph Loeb (TV’s HEROES and LOST) with artwork featuring the trimphant return of JOE MADUREIRA (THE UNCANNY X-MEN) with glorious color painting by CHRISTIAN LICHTNER (BATTLE CHASERS).
128 PGS./Parental Advisory …$19.99
Reminder: This is may be the worst comic book of all time.
Hey, has anyone ever done this exact cover design before? I'm sure there have been plenty of variations of heroes about to punch or shoot reader in face, but have there ever been any where the hero is grabbing the "reader" by the shirt like that? It seems like that's a pretty obvious idea, but I can't recall ever seeing it.
Anyway, cool cover.
Friday, September 13, 2013
DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC DC
Say what you will about DC Comics in the 21st century—and you will say a lot about them, almost constantly—but they're certainly the most interesting, fascinating and conversation-generating comics publisher at the moment, aren't they?
Even if most of the conversation revolving around the publisher tends to be negative in one way or another, few people who talk about the comics industry seem capable of not talking about the company for very long (And if many folks in power there believe in the "There's no such thing as bad publicity" philosophy of PR, they are probably rather pleased by this fact).
I know I didn't really mean to spend pretty much this entire week writing about nothing but DC Comics, but, well, now it's Friday afternoon and I've blogged about little else, here or anywhere else. (Marvel's solicitations later tonight though, Saturday afternoon by the latest; promise).
Here's Tom Spurgeon reviewing Detective Comics #23.1, the Poison Ivy Villains Month special issue. While I've been trying to meet stunt publishing with stunt reviewing (You're publishing 52 issues of villain one-shots? Well here's 52 reviews of 'em!), Spurgeon's strategy is a smarter one. He read a bunch of 'em and chose to review the one that struck him the strongest, while using it as a launchpad to discuss the event in general.
During the course of the discussion, he nails one of the broader things that has felt wrong about the entire New 52 endeavor from the get-go:
(Long-ish aside: I've been fine with the comics that weren't really rebooted all that much, like most of the Batman line and most of the Green Lantern line. Certain books seem to flagrantly ignore almost all aspects of the reboot and still seem set in the old DCU, or in their own pocket universes; I'm thinking of Batman, Inc, Batwoman and Wonder Woman. I suppose All-Star Western's setting isolated it from just about all changes as well. It's when we get into the characters with radical changes to their status quos, like Superman, or the team books, that I have the hardest time caring too much about, as those just feel like "Ultimate" books. I liked Ultimate Spider-Man and X-Men when they were initially released, but only because I didn't read or like or even know much about the older versions of those characters and was willing to be sold on them. But I already liked Superman the way he was, and didn't feel I needed a younger, unmarried blogger version with two dead parents and a dumber costume to sell me on him.)
Here's Spurgeon on a trio of recent "Dan DiDio's not so bad, really" pieces on various portions of the pay attention-to-Dan DiDio part of the Internet. Spurgeon rather wisely points out that calls of congratulations to DiDio as DC's savior or comics' savior or the direct market's savior really don't have any/much more weight than hash tags or anonymous comment thread calls for his firing, since they tend to operate on extremely incomplete information (often by necessity as much as ignorance, as it's not like DC and similar publishers are all that forthcoming about sales info, publishing strategy memos and presenting details in the creators vs. editors war that seems to have been going on there for the last few years).
Here's a rather smart post from Gavin Jasper talking about the apparent blanket "No Marriage" rule at DC, and how wrong-headed it seems to make too many of your heroes too similar (and too many of your books too similar, something Tim O'Neil's linked-to piece from a few weeks also addressed).
Jasper brings up the third Robin, Tim Drake, and it is interesting to look back to the character's creation and realize that various editors and writers decided not to make him an orphan right off the bat (sorry; that really was unintentional), but used the ways his life and background varied from Bruce Wayne's (and Robins I and II) not only to differentiate the character from those others, but as a source of drama (Trying to be a 15-year-old crime-fighting vigilante while keeping it secret from your dad and step-mom, for example). When they finally did kill off his father in Identity Crisis, it took away one of the main things distinguishing him from his predecessors and it made him into something of a little Batman.
And, finally, here's Marc Singer on how the dick move of publishing Before Watchmen didn't really cause him to immediately boycott the work of the publisher (just the creators involved), but how it was enough to begin to tilt him to drop books whenever he could find a reason and/or an excuse to do so...something the publisher has developed a really bad habit of making it very easy to do (I was never so angry with the creators involved as a group that I would ever be able to swear off all of their work forever, but I think it was and remains A-OK to call them names and harshly judge them for their willingness to work on the project exploit the characters and story—or "IP"—of Watchmen over the objections of the its co-creator. It wasn't cool and it wasn't polite and it wasn't ethical. That said, I kept reading Azzarello's Wonder Woman, until I dropped it due to it being incredibly slow, boring and repetitive, not because he wrote some Watchmen sequel comics. I hate to criticize the New 52 Wonder Woman too often or too loudly though, because, in a lot of ways, it's one of the best of the bunch, and while it's doesn't often feel like the Wonder Woman, it's at least a Wonder Woman, and a much less unlikable one than the one appearing in Justice League and some other comics).
Even if most of the conversation revolving around the publisher tends to be negative in one way or another, few people who talk about the comics industry seem capable of not talking about the company for very long (And if many folks in power there believe in the "There's no such thing as bad publicity" philosophy of PR, they are probably rather pleased by this fact).
I know I didn't really mean to spend pretty much this entire week writing about nothing but DC Comics, but, well, now it's Friday afternoon and I've blogged about little else, here or anywhere else. (Marvel's solicitations later tonight though, Saturday afternoon by the latest; promise).
Here's Tom Spurgeon reviewing Detective Comics #23.1, the Poison Ivy Villains Month special issue. While I've been trying to meet stunt publishing with stunt reviewing (You're publishing 52 issues of villain one-shots? Well here's 52 reviews of 'em!), Spurgeon's strategy is a smarter one. He read a bunch of 'em and chose to review the one that struck him the strongest, while using it as a launchpad to discuss the event in general.
During the course of the discussion, he nails one of the broader things that has felt wrong about the entire New 52 endeavor from the get-go:
Like a lot of DC Comics I read, it seems like the overriding creative drive in the latest suffers from wanting to have it two ways. They desire the shock of the new, because this is a different version of that universe, but they also count on having events hold weight and import because of decades of momentum behind them. It feel like a constant plumbing of unearned affection.I think that sums up rather nicely something that's given me pause about so much of The New 52 books, something a few of you specifically mentioned last night. The reboot disconnected the characters from their histories, which could be seen of a virtue if the publisher really ran with the idea of a real, start-over-from-scratch reboot, but, at the same time, they keep making the same comics as if there wasn't a reboot. Few of the villains featured in the one-shots seemed to really need or deserve an origin recap, since they've only been around about two years, right? And "evil winning" would certainly have seemed like a bigger deal if it were winning for the first time in 12 fictional years or 25 real years, but not so much when it's six fictional months or two real years, you know?
(Long-ish aside: I've been fine with the comics that weren't really rebooted all that much, like most of the Batman line and most of the Green Lantern line. Certain books seem to flagrantly ignore almost all aspects of the reboot and still seem set in the old DCU, or in their own pocket universes; I'm thinking of Batman, Inc, Batwoman and Wonder Woman. I suppose All-Star Western's setting isolated it from just about all changes as well. It's when we get into the characters with radical changes to their status quos, like Superman, or the team books, that I have the hardest time caring too much about, as those just feel like "Ultimate" books. I liked Ultimate Spider-Man and X-Men when they were initially released, but only because I didn't read or like or even know much about the older versions of those characters and was willing to be sold on them. But I already liked Superman the way he was, and didn't feel I needed a younger, unmarried blogger version with two dead parents and a dumber costume to sell me on him.)
Here's Spurgeon on a trio of recent "Dan DiDio's not so bad, really" pieces on various portions of the pay attention-to-Dan DiDio part of the Internet. Spurgeon rather wisely points out that calls of congratulations to DiDio as DC's savior or comics' savior or the direct market's savior really don't have any/much more weight than hash tags or anonymous comment thread calls for his firing, since they tend to operate on extremely incomplete information (often by necessity as much as ignorance, as it's not like DC and similar publishers are all that forthcoming about sales info, publishing strategy memos and presenting details in the creators vs. editors war that seems to have been going on there for the last few years).
Here's a rather smart post from Gavin Jasper talking about the apparent blanket "No Marriage" rule at DC, and how wrong-headed it seems to make too many of your heroes too similar (and too many of your books too similar, something Tim O'Neil's linked-to piece from a few weeks also addressed).
Jasper brings up the third Robin, Tim Drake, and it is interesting to look back to the character's creation and realize that various editors and writers decided not to make him an orphan right off the bat (sorry; that really was unintentional), but used the ways his life and background varied from Bruce Wayne's (and Robins I and II) not only to differentiate the character from those others, but as a source of drama (Trying to be a 15-year-old crime-fighting vigilante while keeping it secret from your dad and step-mom, for example). When they finally did kill off his father in Identity Crisis, it took away one of the main things distinguishing him from his predecessors and it made him into something of a little Batman.
And, finally, here's Marc Singer on how the dick move of publishing Before Watchmen didn't really cause him to immediately boycott the work of the publisher (just the creators involved), but how it was enough to begin to tilt him to drop books whenever he could find a reason and/or an excuse to do so...something the publisher has developed a really bad habit of making it very easy to do (I was never so angry with the creators involved as a group that I would ever be able to swear off all of their work forever, but I think it was and remains A-OK to call them names and harshly judge them for their willingness to work on the project exploit the characters and story—or "IP"—of Watchmen over the objections of the its co-creator. It wasn't cool and it wasn't polite and it wasn't ethical. That said, I kept reading Azzarello's Wonder Woman, until I dropped it due to it being incredibly slow, boring and repetitive, not because he wrote some Watchmen sequel comics. I hate to criticize the New 52 Wonder Woman too often or too loudly though, because, in a lot of ways, it's one of the best of the bunch, and while it's doesn't often feel like the Wonder Woman, it's at least a Wonder Woman, and a much less unlikable one than the one appearing in Justice League and some other comics).
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Meanwhile...
Do check it out; it even comes with a 3D motion logo! Collect them all!
One of the results of the events of that series was, of course, that DC decided to hand over all 52 slots in their New 52 line to villains as part of their Villains Month promotion. I've reviewed almost all of 'em in my "Crisis on Earth-3D!" feature at Robot 6 so far. Monday I covered 11 of the 13 released during the first week of September, and today I covered all 13 of week two's books.
And, finally, I did write about at least one comic that didn't have anything at all to do with DC Comics villains this week: I interviewed writer/artist Tony Cliff about his Delilah Dirk and The Turkish Lieutenant for Good Comics For Kids.
One of the results of the events of that series was, of course, that DC decided to hand over all 52 slots in their New 52 line to villains as part of their Villains Month promotion. I've reviewed almost all of 'em in my "Crisis on Earth-3D!" feature at Robot 6 so far. Monday I covered 11 of the 13 released during the first week of September, and today I covered all 13 of week two's books.
And, finally, I did write about at least one comic that didn't have anything at all to do with DC Comics villains this week: I interviewed writer/artist Tony Cliff about his Delilah Dirk and The Turkish Lieutenant for Good Comics For Kids.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
DC's December previews reviewed
Can I ask a stupid question? Of course I can! This is my blog. I can ask all the stupid questions and offer all of the unsolicited, stupid opinions I want!
Okay, so remember the last issue of Flashpoint, wherein the mysterious woman we now know to be Pandora, unified the DC Universe, The Vertigo "Universe" (which was actually just the DC Universe, but let's not quibble) and The WildStorm Universe into a new universe that became The New 52, saying something about how all three universes must combine in order to meet the coming threat?
I wonder what she was talking about. It wasn't Darkseid, obviously, as a half-dozen DCU characters beat him all by themselves. During "Trinity War," I don't think there was a single representative of the WildStorm Universe involved, and her own series seems devoted to defeating The Seven Deadly Sins, which she seems to be doing more-or-less solo, without help from anyone from Earth-Vertigo or Earth-WS.
Now Forever Evil has launched, and the Crime Syndicate of Earth-3 has invaded, seemingly killed off all the Leaguers and are in the process of conquering Earth by organizing all of its villains into a huge army of sorts. Is that the threat she was talking about?
Because it's still mostly a DCU effort to battle them back, with Vertigo's John Constantine, Swamp Thing and maybe Black Orchid pitching in a little bit. I didn't see anyone from the WildStorm Universe at all. In fact, looking through the solicits, the only book that seems to have anything at all to do with WildStorm characters anymore is StormWatch, a team that is a mixture of old WildStorm characters from The Authority and StormWatch and from the old DCU (and, at least at the beginning, a few original characters). That book's not selling so great and, according to its solicits, doesn't seem to have anything to do Forever Evil (wasn't secretly guarding the DC Universe from things like invasions from alternate universes their whole deal?).
Now it's not that surprising that the WildStorm influence has been waning. None of those characters or books has been at all popular for a very long time now. But it is surprising that DC hasn't at least kept a couple token characters around at least long enough to justify the formation of the New 52, particularly if this is it, the thing Pandora created the New 52 in order to combat (Although, given her ignorance of the invasion in the pages of her book and the "Trinity War" crossover, there's no real indication that she knew about the Crime Syndicate coming).
Just something that struck me while reading this. If the in-story raison d' etre for the New 52, creating a new universe of heroes capable of repelling a threat no single universe could survive on its own, then it seems counterproductive that one of those three universes seems to be sitting this potentially existential threat out...and to be retiring from defending the new universe altogether.
Anyway, DC's December solicits! You can read all of 'em at Comic Book Resources, or just read my observations and snide remarks below.
AQUAMAN #26
Written by JEFF PARKER
Art and cover by PAUL PELLETIER and SEAN PARSONS
1:25 Variant cover by PAUL PELLETIER and SEAN PARSONS
On sale DECEMBER 31 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
“Sea of Storms” begins with the debut of new AQUAMAN writer Jeff Parker! The Earth’s crust is grinding to life, releasing deadly volcanoes and bizarre creatures…so humanity’s first instinct is to blame Atlantis! And as the plates pull apart, the pressures of ruling a kingdom under siege are weighing on Aquaman and Mera as well
Uh-oh! Looks like one happily-married couple just learned that DC retroactively and randomly annulled their marriage this week, despite the fact that the publisher's Chief Creative Officer has been writing them as a married couple since 2010, well over a year on both sides of the New 52-boot!
I'm really disappointed to see Jeff Parker taking over the books, because I had just finally decided to drop it after months of conflict, figured I would switch to trades on it (Johns' run was infuriatingly slow-paced, written for the trade and filled with aggravating, space-wasting splash pages). And now one of my favorite super-comics writers comes aboard, and I have to decide whether to start reading it monthly again or to continue to trade-wait! Damn you, DC!
Well, I guess I have a few months to decide if I want to return to the book or not. Writer I Really Like + Artist I Rather Like + One of My Favorite Superheroes is a hard equation to resist. If I do, I hope I find that Parker is writing for the individual issue, rather than the six-issue collection, unlike a certain other Aquaman writer who has a first name that sounds exactly like Parker's first name, only spelled differently.
Another nice Batwing cover by Darwyn Cooke. The character has drifted from his original design and that design's inspiration, but, when Cooke draws the costume at least, he looks fairly awesome.
BATWOMAN #26
Written by MARC ANDREYKO
Art by JEREMY HAUN
Cover by J.H. WILLIAMS III
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On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
Kate Kane's life has always been one of intrigue and adventure, but since she took on the mantle of Batwoman, things have been in overdrive with no sign of slowing down! Join us as Batwoman starts her next chapter and faces a threat that might just have her rethinking her career as a hero!
The whole stupid saga of DC not giving J.H. Williams III any and everything on this title to keep him around is just insane, even by the fairly insane standards of DC's apparent treatment of its creators. Interest in Batwoman Kathy Kane pretty much starts and stops with Williams, and while I'm sure there are a few dozen people who read the book mainly to support a female character carrying a book and another few dozen who do so to support a gay character carrying a book, the rest of those people reading Batwoman were doing so to look at pictures of Williams' art.
I read the TEC arc, and the first and third volumes of the New 52 book, and it was a weird book. I won't say the writing was particularly good, but the book boasted a hard to replicate virtue of being a book unlike any other out there. It was an incredibly unique book, and a perfectly singular experience.
I don't see the point of it without Williams' art though, and was wondering who they would get to replace him. Jeremy Haun is doing this issue...but I don't know if he's doing all of 'em going forward. I think Phil Jimenez is probably the ideal artist, being an accomplished writer as well (Remember, Williams was drawing as well as co-writing), and while his style isn't much like Williams (no one's is, which is one of the draws), he does have a similarly baroque style, one that can look quite realistic and given to the sorts of heavily detailed, heavily imaginative spreads that would drive a lot of artists mad. Plus, you know, he's gay, giving DC a double argument that they're not anti-gay because they wouldn't let Kate Kane marry her girlfriend, they just hate marriage that much (Except for Animal Man and Aquaman's marriages...although I guess they say Aquaman isn't married, which kinda makes me want to look through my New 52 issues of Aquaman for all the instances of Mera calling him her husband or Aquaman calling Mera his wife, but I don't think that's the best use of my time; hell this isn't even the best use of my time).
I suppose it's hard to have too too much sympathy for Williams and co-writer Blackman, given the fact that this is hardly the first time creators have had an extremely difficult time dealing with the current editorial structure at DC (Abhay Kholasa said it best here: "'How could that shit come as surprise to anybody?' asked a small blind Amish child who hadn’t really been paying close attention this entire time... How? How is that possible? Had one or both of them buried alive face down?").
On the other hand, DC did seem to leave them mostly alone-ish on the title for the most part, allowing them to kinda sorta ignore most the New 52-boot the way only Grant Morrison, Scott Snyder and the guys who made all the Green Lantern were able to (From what I've read of Batwoman, it picked up characters with long, complicated DC continuities like Maggie Sawyer and Mr. Bones and Cameron Chase pretty much where they left off before the reboot; I even read Chase refer to her father being Acro-Bat when she was a child, which would have been looooong before the "Five Years Ago" of the New 52 timeline, assuming Chase is not a 15-year-old girl who Doogie Howsered her way into the government agency that monistors DC superheroes and isn't ARGUS).
Also, Batwoman didn't have to have a "Night of the Owls" or "Death of the Family" tie-in issue.
Andreyko's a fine writer, and did a fine job on a similar superhero before (Manhunter). Haun, if he's the same Jeremy Haun I'm thinking of, is a fine artist...but he's also an unenviably poor bastard with the unhappy task of following Williams on a book Williams more-or-less invented, visually. I suppose the way forward now is to simply make it one more Batman spin-off book, and not skipping the next "Death of the Family" Bat-crossover that Scott Snyder engineers. As long as it does numbers that high once a year or so, it hardly matters what happens between tie-ins (see, for example, Batgirl, Birds of Prey and Nightwing).
DAMIAN: SON OF BATMAN #3
Written by ANDY KUBERT
Art and cover by ANDY KUBERT
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On sale DECEMBER 31 • 32 pg, FC, 3 of 4, $3.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with three covers. Please see the order form for more information.
Damian Wayne has been bruised and beaten to a pulp…but nothing before will compare to his latest confrontation with the horde of villains in this issue. When pitted against Professor Pyg, DC villain’s month darling Jakanapes and other baddies, how will Damian survive—especially when he finds a certain clown waiting for him at the finish line?
Well, that shark-looking guy with the huge head and machine gun looks interesting...
I'm not sure how Jackanapes qualifies as "DC villain's month darling," exactly. The book he appeared in, Batman #23.1, was billed as a Joker comic, and no one knew Jackanapes was even in it until last Wednesday (he wasn't mentioned in the solicitation and didn't appear on the cover). So even if that issue proves to be the best-selling or best-reviewed book of the month (which still has, let's see, three more weeks and 39 more comics to go before it's over), one has to imagine that the sales part at least would have everything to do with The Joker and nothing to do with Jackanapes.
THE DEMON: FROM THE DARKNESS TP
Written by MATT WAGNER
Art by MATT WAGNER and ART NICHOLS
Cover by MATT WAGNER
On sale JANUARY 15• 128 pg, FC, $14.99 US
Jason Blood travels to Cornwall to find the spirit of Merlin and lift the curse that binds him to Etrigan, The Demon. But unraveling a centuries old curse is anything but easy, and Blood learns more about his mystical alter ego than he could have imagined. Collects the 4-issue miniseries from 1987 and issue #22 of The Demon’s monthly series.
I've only ever been able to find two of these issues in back-issue bins, but I really liked 'em and wanted to read the other ones. I'll almost certainly pick this up to be able to do so (Plus, I imagine the colors and pages will look brighter and cleaner than the 20+-year-old issues I have, and this has just gotta smell better).
It's Matt Wagner writing and drawing Jack Kirby's Demon. I can't imagine what more one would need to know about this book to desire it.
EARTH 2 #18
Written by TOM TAYLOR
Art by NICOLA SCOTT and TREVOR SCOTT
Cover by ETHAN VAN SCIVER
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On sale DECEMBER 4 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
The new Batman of Earth 2 tries to turn the tide in the war against the forces of Darkseid and Apokolips, but even as new allies reveal themselves the planet trembles before its new rulers.
Who is the new Batman of Earth 2? he asked, not really caring. Is it Terry Sloane? Is it Charles McNider? (Look, he's got black-out gas!) Or could it be the Dick Grayson of Earth-New 52? That would be kinda weird, but the color scheme matches, the solicitation for this month's Nightwing is really kinda weird sounding, and there was a grown-up Dick Grayson wearing a form of Batman costume on the original Earth 2, so there's precedent.
FOREVER EVIL #4
Written by GEOFF JOHNS
Art and cover by DAVID FINCH and RICHARD FRIEND
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On sale DECEMBER 24 • 32 pg, FC, 4 of 7, $3.99 US
RATED T
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It’s all-out chaos as the DC Universe continues its march through darkness! War erupts across the Earth between the villains! Allegiances are formed! Rivals are murdered! And at center stage it’s Lex Luthor versus Batman—and their fight couldn’t come at a worse time as Deathstroke’s Hunting Party closes in on the world’s only hope against the Crime Syndicate!
While I was reading Forever Evil #1 last week, I was reminded of Grant Morrison's story of the Crime Syndicate of Earth-3 invading and attempting to conquer the "our" Earth, in his JLA: Earth-2 with Frank Quitely (there wasn't a multiverse at the time, so the number labels didn't really mean anything; if I recall correctly, "Earth-2" is how the folks from the alternate, evil universe referred derisively to the DCU's Earth).
The more economical, story and idea focused Morrison of that era got his whole story done in the space of a single original graphic novel, rather than filling out all the space a seven-month long line-wide crossover event would have allowed, and his solution to the conflict was elegant and clever. Regarding the "story" laws that governed the world of the JLA, and the opposite laws that would govern an opposite earth where good = evil and evil = good, as laws as immutable as those of physics, Morrison posited that it was impossible for the evil JLA to ever "win" in the DC Universe, where the good guys in the JLA always win, just as it would be impossible for the Leaguers to ever win on the Crime Syndicate's world, where evil is always triumphant.
Given how much the premise of Forever Evil seems to owe that Morrison story (which itself owed a lot to the original Gardner Fox Justice League comics), I wondered how or if Johns might address that concept.
The more traditional (traditional to the point of tired cliche, really) way for villain team-ups to go sour, of course, is to have the villains come to some disagreement and ultimately come to blows, splintering and defeating themselves because, to a bad guy, the virtue of teamwork is too foreign, too alien, too unnatural to maintain forever.
Looking at this month's solicits, it looks like the shape of Forever Evil might be some variation of that, with the less bad villains of Earth-New 52 like Lex Luthor and The Rogue's trying to take down the Crime Syndicate and The Society for their own selfish reasons (Poison Ivy and Two-Face also seem unlikely to side with the Syndicate indefinitely, and Catwoman, if she's even really with them and not just drawn on some of the covers, is of course a member of one of the Justice League's now).
I'm also assuming The Joker will side with Luthor and The Rogues against the Syndicate. Looking at that cover image and trying to puzzle out who that is in the Batman suit (assuming it's not our Batman, since previous covers have shown Batman standing shoulder to shoulder with the villains and here he's fighting against Luthor). I wonder if it could be The Joker? After all, in Forever Evil #1, The Penguin tells Bane he's certain The Joker is hiding among the assembled members of The Society, wearing someone else's face.
Now, normally I'd say The Joker could never pull off a convincing Batman, given how different their body types are. But remember these covers (and the pages inside) are being drawn by David Finch, who drew those first few arcs of Brian Michael Bendis' New Avengers comic, where it was revealed that the big, burly man Ronin was actually the svelte female Echo, wearing a "padded suit" (Nevermind the fact that Finch, who is not very good, drew Echo like a foot or two shorter than Ronin and a good 150 pounds lighter).
Of course, on closer inspection, the Owlman costume on that cover seems empty, so perhaps Owlman, realizing how dumb his new costume is (The previous one, introduced in the previously mentioned Earth-2, or the one from the Justice League: Crisis on Two Worlds direct-to-DVD cartoon are both infinitely cooler than this one) simply decided that if Batman weren't around to wear Batman's costume, maybe he'd just start wearing that himself.
Anyway, Forever Evil: It will be just past the halfway point come December.
FOREVER EVIL: ROGUES REBELLION #3
Written by BRIAN BUCCELLATO
Art by SCOTT HEPBURN
Cover by DECLAN SHALVEY
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On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, 3 of 6, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
The Rogues continue their flight from the ruthless Crime Syndicate, who have put a bounty on their heads. But en route back to Central City, Mirror Master’s powers malfunction, and they land in the middle of the events of ARKHAM WAR with pretty much every Bat-villain around going after the bounty!
See? The Rogues are fighting against the Syndicate. (Which is too bad; I was hoping they were rebelling against Gorilla Grodd, to avenge the death of "Chroma," The New 52 Rainbow Raider).
That's an awesome cover by Shalvey.
I can't remember the last time I read a good Man-Bat story, but I really like seeing the way different artists draw him, and that frozen pose, with th shards of glass seemingly moving all around him? That's awesome.
HARLEY QUINN #1
Written by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
Art by CHAD HARDIN
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
1:25 Variant cover by ADAM HUGHES
On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
Harley is set to begin her new life, but she needs a job first! Enter the Coney Island Roller Derby! It’s game time as Harley sets out to destroy her competition—literally!
Well, both the regular cover and the variant should be great-looking. I'm not so sure about the interior art though, as Hardin's name doesn't ring a bell. I probably woulda tapped Rick Burchett, if it were up to me, but it was not up to me.
See, this is why you should never half-ass the cover of the first issue of a new Justice League series, Jim Lee. It's only a matter of time before someone decides to do an homage to it (or at least allusion or echo of it), and it's only going to draw attention to how not-all-that-great your original was. Compare this to the 564 different versions of Kevin Maguire's "Wanna Make Something Of It?" cover to 1987's Justice League #1.
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No, I can't say it. Sorry.
Although, were I the editor of that book, I'd probably ask artist Eddy Barrows to redraw part of that cover before it shipped.
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA’S VIBE #10
Written by STERLING GATES
Art by ANDRES GUINALDO and MARK IRWIN
Cover by BRETT BOOTH and NORM RAPMUND
On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Can Vibe save his brother, stop an alien invasion and stay alive? That last one may be a tall order!
KATANA #10
Written by ANN NOCENTI
Art by ALEX SANCHEZ and WAYNE FAUCHER
Cover by ALEX SANCHEZ
On sale DECEMBER 11 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Katana must choose: Side with her new Sword Clan allies or her old friend Shun as the Mad Samurai plots his revenge!
Oh hey, these books both survived past the eight-issue mark, which is where it seems that DC's most immediate and obvious misfires get canceled. I'm actually kinda surprised they're not both tying into Forever Evil; one weird aspect of the crossover seems to be that while the initial issue was trying to sell us on the fact that the Justice League/s were all killed, the solicitations for these issues make it clear that none of them really died (assuming these issues all take place after Forever Evil, and not before). Maybe if the main series was bi-monthly, they could have tried to keep that suspense going a bit, but I guess putting the whole line in a sort of narrative holding pattern for seven months would have been a tall order, and lead to way more tie-ins than anyone on earth would have been interested in reading.
But back to the point: Look! Vibe and Katana haven't been canceled yet! At this point, they could totally last a whole year!
JUSTICE LEAGUE 3000 #1
Written by KEITH GIFFEN and J.M. DeMATTEIS
Art and cover by HOWARD PORTER
1:50 B&W Variant cover by HOWARD PORTER
RESOLICIT • On sale DECEMBER 4 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
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This title is resolicited. All previous orders are canceled.
The new series starring the heroes of today—tomorrow is resolicited, now with legendary artist Howard Porter (JLA) on board! But what are these heroes doing in the year 3000? And who (or what) brought them there? Get ready for a dose of wonder from the writing team of Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis!
Now guaranteed 100% Kevin Maguire-free!
NIGHTWING #26
Written by KYLE HIGGINS
Art and cover by WILL CONRAD
On sale DECEMBER 11 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
With the events of FOREVER EVIL looming, Nightwing enters the final stages of life as he knows it!
Ominous, ain't it? Doubly so when you realize that, despite what the credits say, that cover is by Scott McDaniel, the artist probably most strongly associated with Nightwing, having drawn more issues of Nightwing comics than any other artist. If they were going to do something big and special with the character, that's the guy they'd want drawing the cover.
It's also kind of amusing though, because it seems like Nightwing just started a new "life as he knows it," moving to Chicago to strike out on his own, far afield from Batman (again). But then, there's probably no DC super-character who has been jerked around more than Dick Grayson. That guy seems to get a new status quo every 3-12 months, pretty much ever since Chuck Dixon stopped writing him and McDaniel stopped drawing him, really.
A few questions about Steve Skroce's cover for Suicide Squad #26 (don't get excited; Skroce just draws the cover): Is that Steel? Steel, where are your cape and mask? (You look funny without 'em!) Is Steel eight feet tall, or is Captain Boomerang a hobbit? I'm not sure which side Power Girl is on, exactly, but looking at the other five people fighting on that cover, how is there even a fight? Power Girl should be able to take out everyone else on the cover with asingle clap of her hands or hearty exhale.
With the exception of Steel. Him she'd have to punch once (Or maybe just flick him, depending on whether she goes for a body blow or a head shot).
TRINITY OF SIN: PANDORA #6
Written by RAY FAWKES
Art by FRANCIS PORTELA
Cover by JULIAN TOTINO TEDESCO
On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
A FOREVER EVIL TIE-IN! Pandora seeks answers from the one man who seems to have them…Earth-3's The Outsider! But first she must make it past a rabid Vandal Savage, who wants revenge for what Pandora has done to him! All this, and an unexpected visit from the Hellblazer himself, John Constantine!
In addition to appearing in his own book and Justice League Dark, you can also find Constantine guest-starring in Pandora #6, Trinity of Sin: Phantom Stranger #14, DC Universe Vs. Masters of The Universe #6 and All-Star Western #26. He's like the Wolverine of the New 52!
Uh-oh. I think it's been over 24 hours sine I've mentioned how awesome Guillem March is. Look! Look at his cover for Phantom Stranger! Isn't he awesome? His Swamp Thing sure is horrifying, with his gaping mouth...area...place. The angel on the right, if you haven't read any Phantom Stranger yet (and I don't blame you; the two issues I read weren't very god), is New 52 Zauriel. He doesn't look so bad here, but J.M DeMatteis has re-created him as a fairly generic humanoid angel character, and he looks like a big, bald black man, rather than the fairly alien gray-skinned, avian-esque character Grant Morrison and Howard Porter created him as (When we first met him, he was just wearing a generic angel toga; there he is all armored-up and looking more super-heroic though).
And finally...
BATMAN: ARKHAM ORIGINS SERIES 2: ACTION FIGURES
Inspired by the designs from the upcoming Batman: Arkham Origins video game, which introduces an original prequel storyline set several years before Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City, comes four of Gotham City's most dangerous criminals!
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ANARKY
6.75”
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*Action Figure* $24.95 US • Sold Separately • On Sale March 2014
Given what I've heard of the premise, I'm not sure I understand what Anarky might be doing in the latest of the Batman: Akrham video games, but that's what he will apparently look like. In keeping with the game's general aesthetic, he will look pretty dumb.
Okay, so remember the last issue of Flashpoint, wherein the mysterious woman we now know to be Pandora, unified the DC Universe, The Vertigo "Universe" (which was actually just the DC Universe, but let's not quibble) and The WildStorm Universe into a new universe that became The New 52, saying something about how all three universes must combine in order to meet the coming threat?
I wonder what she was talking about. It wasn't Darkseid, obviously, as a half-dozen DCU characters beat him all by themselves. During "Trinity War," I don't think there was a single representative of the WildStorm Universe involved, and her own series seems devoted to defeating The Seven Deadly Sins, which she seems to be doing more-or-less solo, without help from anyone from Earth-Vertigo or Earth-WS.
Now Forever Evil has launched, and the Crime Syndicate of Earth-3 has invaded, seemingly killed off all the Leaguers and are in the process of conquering Earth by organizing all of its villains into a huge army of sorts. Is that the threat she was talking about?
Because it's still mostly a DCU effort to battle them back, with Vertigo's John Constantine, Swamp Thing and maybe Black Orchid pitching in a little bit. I didn't see anyone from the WildStorm Universe at all. In fact, looking through the solicits, the only book that seems to have anything at all to do with WildStorm characters anymore is StormWatch, a team that is a mixture of old WildStorm characters from The Authority and StormWatch and from the old DCU (and, at least at the beginning, a few original characters). That book's not selling so great and, according to its solicits, doesn't seem to have anything to do Forever Evil (wasn't secretly guarding the DC Universe from things like invasions from alternate universes their whole deal?).
Now it's not that surprising that the WildStorm influence has been waning. None of those characters or books has been at all popular for a very long time now. But it is surprising that DC hasn't at least kept a couple token characters around at least long enough to justify the formation of the New 52, particularly if this is it, the thing Pandora created the New 52 in order to combat (Although, given her ignorance of the invasion in the pages of her book and the "Trinity War" crossover, there's no real indication that she knew about the Crime Syndicate coming).
Just something that struck me while reading this. If the in-story raison d' etre for the New 52, creating a new universe of heroes capable of repelling a threat no single universe could survive on its own, then it seems counterproductive that one of those three universes seems to be sitting this potentially existential threat out...and to be retiring from defending the new universe altogether.
Anyway, DC's December solicits! You can read all of 'em at Comic Book Resources, or just read my observations and snide remarks below.
AQUAMAN #26
Written by JEFF PARKER
Art and cover by PAUL PELLETIER and SEAN PARSONS
1:25 Variant cover by PAUL PELLETIER and SEAN PARSONS
On sale DECEMBER 31 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
“Sea of Storms” begins with the debut of new AQUAMAN writer Jeff Parker! The Earth’s crust is grinding to life, releasing deadly volcanoes and bizarre creatures…so humanity’s first instinct is to blame Atlantis! And as the plates pull apart, the pressures of ruling a kingdom under siege are weighing on Aquaman and Mera as well
Uh-oh! Looks like one happily-married couple just learned that DC retroactively and randomly annulled their marriage this week, despite the fact that the publisher's Chief Creative Officer has been writing them as a married couple since 2010, well over a year on both sides of the New 52-boot!
I'm really disappointed to see Jeff Parker taking over the books, because I had just finally decided to drop it after months of conflict, figured I would switch to trades on it (Johns' run was infuriatingly slow-paced, written for the trade and filled with aggravating, space-wasting splash pages). And now one of my favorite super-comics writers comes aboard, and I have to decide whether to start reading it monthly again or to continue to trade-wait! Damn you, DC!
Well, I guess I have a few months to decide if I want to return to the book or not. Writer I Really Like + Artist I Rather Like + One of My Favorite Superheroes is a hard equation to resist. If I do, I hope I find that Parker is writing for the individual issue, rather than the six-issue collection, unlike a certain other Aquaman writer who has a first name that sounds exactly like Parker's first name, only spelled differently.
Another nice Batwing cover by Darwyn Cooke. The character has drifted from his original design and that design's inspiration, but, when Cooke draws the costume at least, he looks fairly awesome.
BATWOMAN #26
Written by MARC ANDREYKO
Art by JEREMY HAUN
Cover by J.H. WILLIAMS III
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On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
Kate Kane's life has always been one of intrigue and adventure, but since she took on the mantle of Batwoman, things have been in overdrive with no sign of slowing down! Join us as Batwoman starts her next chapter and faces a threat that might just have her rethinking her career as a hero!
The whole stupid saga of DC not giving J.H. Williams III any and everything on this title to keep him around is just insane, even by the fairly insane standards of DC's apparent treatment of its creators. Interest in Batwoman Kathy Kane pretty much starts and stops with Williams, and while I'm sure there are a few dozen people who read the book mainly to support a female character carrying a book and another few dozen who do so to support a gay character carrying a book, the rest of those people reading Batwoman were doing so to look at pictures of Williams' art.
I read the TEC arc, and the first and third volumes of the New 52 book, and it was a weird book. I won't say the writing was particularly good, but the book boasted a hard to replicate virtue of being a book unlike any other out there. It was an incredibly unique book, and a perfectly singular experience.
I don't see the point of it without Williams' art though, and was wondering who they would get to replace him. Jeremy Haun is doing this issue...but I don't know if he's doing all of 'em going forward. I think Phil Jimenez is probably the ideal artist, being an accomplished writer as well (Remember, Williams was drawing as well as co-writing), and while his style isn't much like Williams (no one's is, which is one of the draws), he does have a similarly baroque style, one that can look quite realistic and given to the sorts of heavily detailed, heavily imaginative spreads that would drive a lot of artists mad. Plus, you know, he's gay, giving DC a double argument that they're not anti-gay because they wouldn't let Kate Kane marry her girlfriend, they just hate marriage that much (Except for Animal Man and Aquaman's marriages...although I guess they say Aquaman isn't married, which kinda makes me want to look through my New 52 issues of Aquaman for all the instances of Mera calling him her husband or Aquaman calling Mera his wife, but I don't think that's the best use of my time; hell this isn't even the best use of my time).
I suppose it's hard to have too too much sympathy for Williams and co-writer Blackman, given the fact that this is hardly the first time creators have had an extremely difficult time dealing with the current editorial structure at DC (Abhay Kholasa said it best here: "'How could that shit come as surprise to anybody?' asked a small blind Amish child who hadn’t really been paying close attention this entire time... How? How is that possible? Had one or both of them buried alive face down?").
On the other hand, DC did seem to leave them mostly alone-ish on the title for the most part, allowing them to kinda sorta ignore most the New 52-boot the way only Grant Morrison, Scott Snyder and the guys who made all the Green Lantern were able to (From what I've read of Batwoman, it picked up characters with long, complicated DC continuities like Maggie Sawyer and Mr. Bones and Cameron Chase pretty much where they left off before the reboot; I even read Chase refer to her father being Acro-Bat when she was a child, which would have been looooong before the "Five Years Ago" of the New 52 timeline, assuming Chase is not a 15-year-old girl who Doogie Howsered her way into the government agency that monistors DC superheroes and isn't ARGUS).
Also, Batwoman didn't have to have a "Night of the Owls" or "Death of the Family" tie-in issue.
Andreyko's a fine writer, and did a fine job on a similar superhero before (Manhunter). Haun, if he's the same Jeremy Haun I'm thinking of, is a fine artist...but he's also an unenviably poor bastard with the unhappy task of following Williams on a book Williams more-or-less invented, visually. I suppose the way forward now is to simply make it one more Batman spin-off book, and not skipping the next "Death of the Family" Bat-crossover that Scott Snyder engineers. As long as it does numbers that high once a year or so, it hardly matters what happens between tie-ins (see, for example, Batgirl, Birds of Prey and Nightwing).
DAMIAN: SON OF BATMAN #3
Written by ANDY KUBERT
Art and cover by ANDY KUBERT
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On sale DECEMBER 31 • 32 pg, FC, 3 of 4, $3.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with three covers. Please see the order form for more information.
Damian Wayne has been bruised and beaten to a pulp…but nothing before will compare to his latest confrontation with the horde of villains in this issue. When pitted against Professor Pyg, DC villain’s month darling Jakanapes and other baddies, how will Damian survive—especially when he finds a certain clown waiting for him at the finish line?
Well, that shark-looking guy with the huge head and machine gun looks interesting...
I'm not sure how Jackanapes qualifies as "DC villain's month darling," exactly. The book he appeared in, Batman #23.1, was billed as a Joker comic, and no one knew Jackanapes was even in it until last Wednesday (he wasn't mentioned in the solicitation and didn't appear on the cover). So even if that issue proves to be the best-selling or best-reviewed book of the month (which still has, let's see, three more weeks and 39 more comics to go before it's over), one has to imagine that the sales part at least would have everything to do with The Joker and nothing to do with Jackanapes.
THE DEMON: FROM THE DARKNESS TP
Written by MATT WAGNER
Art by MATT WAGNER and ART NICHOLS
Cover by MATT WAGNER
On sale JANUARY 15• 128 pg, FC, $14.99 US
Jason Blood travels to Cornwall to find the spirit of Merlin and lift the curse that binds him to Etrigan, The Demon. But unraveling a centuries old curse is anything but easy, and Blood learns more about his mystical alter ego than he could have imagined. Collects the 4-issue miniseries from 1987 and issue #22 of The Demon’s monthly series.
I've only ever been able to find two of these issues in back-issue bins, but I really liked 'em and wanted to read the other ones. I'll almost certainly pick this up to be able to do so (Plus, I imagine the colors and pages will look brighter and cleaner than the 20+-year-old issues I have, and this has just gotta smell better).
It's Matt Wagner writing and drawing Jack Kirby's Demon. I can't imagine what more one would need to know about this book to desire it.
EARTH 2 #18
Written by TOM TAYLOR
Art by NICOLA SCOTT and TREVOR SCOTT
Cover by ETHAN VAN SCIVER
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On sale DECEMBER 4 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
The new Batman of Earth 2 tries to turn the tide in the war against the forces of Darkseid and Apokolips, but even as new allies reveal themselves the planet trembles before its new rulers.
Who is the new Batman of Earth 2? he asked, not really caring. Is it Terry Sloane? Is it Charles McNider? (Look, he's got black-out gas!) Or could it be the Dick Grayson of Earth-New 52? That would be kinda weird, but the color scheme matches, the solicitation for this month's Nightwing is really kinda weird sounding, and there was a grown-up Dick Grayson wearing a form of Batman costume on the original Earth 2, so there's precedent.
FOREVER EVIL #4
Written by GEOFF JOHNS
Art and cover by DAVID FINCH and RICHARD FRIEND
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On sale DECEMBER 24 • 32 pg, FC, 4 of 7, $3.99 US
RATED T
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It’s all-out chaos as the DC Universe continues its march through darkness! War erupts across the Earth between the villains! Allegiances are formed! Rivals are murdered! And at center stage it’s Lex Luthor versus Batman—and their fight couldn’t come at a worse time as Deathstroke’s Hunting Party closes in on the world’s only hope against the Crime Syndicate!
While I was reading Forever Evil #1 last week, I was reminded of Grant Morrison's story of the Crime Syndicate of Earth-3 invading and attempting to conquer the "our" Earth, in his JLA: Earth-2 with Frank Quitely (there wasn't a multiverse at the time, so the number labels didn't really mean anything; if I recall correctly, "Earth-2" is how the folks from the alternate, evil universe referred derisively to the DCU's Earth).
The more economical, story and idea focused Morrison of that era got his whole story done in the space of a single original graphic novel, rather than filling out all the space a seven-month long line-wide crossover event would have allowed, and his solution to the conflict was elegant and clever. Regarding the "story" laws that governed the world of the JLA, and the opposite laws that would govern an opposite earth where good = evil and evil = good, as laws as immutable as those of physics, Morrison posited that it was impossible for the evil JLA to ever "win" in the DC Universe, where the good guys in the JLA always win, just as it would be impossible for the Leaguers to ever win on the Crime Syndicate's world, where evil is always triumphant.
Given how much the premise of Forever Evil seems to owe that Morrison story (which itself owed a lot to the original Gardner Fox Justice League comics), I wondered how or if Johns might address that concept.
The more traditional (traditional to the point of tired cliche, really) way for villain team-ups to go sour, of course, is to have the villains come to some disagreement and ultimately come to blows, splintering and defeating themselves because, to a bad guy, the virtue of teamwork is too foreign, too alien, too unnatural to maintain forever.
Looking at this month's solicits, it looks like the shape of Forever Evil might be some variation of that, with the less bad villains of Earth-New 52 like Lex Luthor and The Rogue's trying to take down the Crime Syndicate and The Society for their own selfish reasons (Poison Ivy and Two-Face also seem unlikely to side with the Syndicate indefinitely, and Catwoman, if she's even really with them and not just drawn on some of the covers, is of course a member of one of the Justice League's now).
I'm also assuming The Joker will side with Luthor and The Rogues against the Syndicate. Looking at that cover image and trying to puzzle out who that is in the Batman suit (assuming it's not our Batman, since previous covers have shown Batman standing shoulder to shoulder with the villains and here he's fighting against Luthor). I wonder if it could be The Joker? After all, in Forever Evil #1, The Penguin tells Bane he's certain The Joker is hiding among the assembled members of The Society, wearing someone else's face.
Now, normally I'd say The Joker could never pull off a convincing Batman, given how different their body types are. But remember these covers (and the pages inside) are being drawn by David Finch, who drew those first few arcs of Brian Michael Bendis' New Avengers comic, where it was revealed that the big, burly man Ronin was actually the svelte female Echo, wearing a "padded suit" (Nevermind the fact that Finch, who is not very good, drew Echo like a foot or two shorter than Ronin and a good 150 pounds lighter).
Of course, on closer inspection, the Owlman costume on that cover seems empty, so perhaps Owlman, realizing how dumb his new costume is (The previous one, introduced in the previously mentioned Earth-2, or the one from the Justice League: Crisis on Two Worlds direct-to-DVD cartoon are both infinitely cooler than this one) simply decided that if Batman weren't around to wear Batman's costume, maybe he'd just start wearing that himself.
Anyway, Forever Evil: It will be just past the halfway point come December.
FOREVER EVIL: ROGUES REBELLION #3
Written by BRIAN BUCCELLATO
Art by SCOTT HEPBURN
Cover by DECLAN SHALVEY
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On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, 3 of 6, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
The Rogues continue their flight from the ruthless Crime Syndicate, who have put a bounty on their heads. But en route back to Central City, Mirror Master’s powers malfunction, and they land in the middle of the events of ARKHAM WAR with pretty much every Bat-villain around going after the bounty!
See? The Rogues are fighting against the Syndicate. (Which is too bad; I was hoping they were rebelling against Gorilla Grodd, to avenge the death of "Chroma," The New 52 Rainbow Raider).
That's an awesome cover by Shalvey.
I can't remember the last time I read a good Man-Bat story, but I really like seeing the way different artists draw him, and that frozen pose, with th shards of glass seemingly moving all around him? That's awesome.
HARLEY QUINN #1
Written by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
Art by CHAD HARDIN
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
1:25 Variant cover by ADAM HUGHES
On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
Harley is set to begin her new life, but she needs a job first! Enter the Coney Island Roller Derby! It’s game time as Harley sets out to destroy her competition—literally!
Well, both the regular cover and the variant should be great-looking. I'm not so sure about the interior art though, as Hardin's name doesn't ring a bell. I probably woulda tapped Rick Burchett, if it were up to me, but it was not up to me.
See, this is why you should never half-ass the cover of the first issue of a new Justice League series, Jim Lee. It's only a matter of time before someone decides to do an homage to it (or at least allusion or echo of it), and it's only going to draw attention to how not-all-that-great your original was. Compare this to the 564 different versions of Kevin Maguire's "Wanna Make Something Of It?" cover to 1987's Justice League #1.
...
No, I can't say it. Sorry.
Although, were I the editor of that book, I'd probably ask artist Eddy Barrows to redraw part of that cover before it shipped.
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA’S VIBE #10
Written by STERLING GATES
Art by ANDRES GUINALDO and MARK IRWIN
Cover by BRETT BOOTH and NORM RAPMUND
On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Can Vibe save his brother, stop an alien invasion and stay alive? That last one may be a tall order!
KATANA #10
Written by ANN NOCENTI
Art by ALEX SANCHEZ and WAYNE FAUCHER
Cover by ALEX SANCHEZ
On sale DECEMBER 11 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Katana must choose: Side with her new Sword Clan allies or her old friend Shun as the Mad Samurai plots his revenge!
Oh hey, these books both survived past the eight-issue mark, which is where it seems that DC's most immediate and obvious misfires get canceled. I'm actually kinda surprised they're not both tying into Forever Evil; one weird aspect of the crossover seems to be that while the initial issue was trying to sell us on the fact that the Justice League/s were all killed, the solicitations for these issues make it clear that none of them really died (assuming these issues all take place after Forever Evil, and not before). Maybe if the main series was bi-monthly, they could have tried to keep that suspense going a bit, but I guess putting the whole line in a sort of narrative holding pattern for seven months would have been a tall order, and lead to way more tie-ins than anyone on earth would have been interested in reading.
But back to the point: Look! Vibe and Katana haven't been canceled yet! At this point, they could totally last a whole year!
JUSTICE LEAGUE 3000 #1
Written by KEITH GIFFEN and J.M. DeMATTEIS
Art and cover by HOWARD PORTER
1:50 B&W Variant cover by HOWARD PORTER
RESOLICIT • On sale DECEMBER 4 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
...
This title is resolicited. All previous orders are canceled.
The new series starring the heroes of today—tomorrow is resolicited, now with legendary artist Howard Porter (JLA) on board! But what are these heroes doing in the year 3000? And who (or what) brought them there? Get ready for a dose of wonder from the writing team of Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis!
Now guaranteed 100% Kevin Maguire-free!
NIGHTWING #26
Written by KYLE HIGGINS
Art and cover by WILL CONRAD
On sale DECEMBER 11 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
With the events of FOREVER EVIL looming, Nightwing enters the final stages of life as he knows it!
Ominous, ain't it? Doubly so when you realize that, despite what the credits say, that cover is by Scott McDaniel, the artist probably most strongly associated with Nightwing, having drawn more issues of Nightwing comics than any other artist. If they were going to do something big and special with the character, that's the guy they'd want drawing the cover.
It's also kind of amusing though, because it seems like Nightwing just started a new "life as he knows it," moving to Chicago to strike out on his own, far afield from Batman (again). But then, there's probably no DC super-character who has been jerked around more than Dick Grayson. That guy seems to get a new status quo every 3-12 months, pretty much ever since Chuck Dixon stopped writing him and McDaniel stopped drawing him, really.
A few questions about Steve Skroce's cover for Suicide Squad #26 (don't get excited; Skroce just draws the cover): Is that Steel? Steel, where are your cape and mask? (You look funny without 'em!) Is Steel eight feet tall, or is Captain Boomerang a hobbit? I'm not sure which side Power Girl is on, exactly, but looking at the other five people fighting on that cover, how is there even a fight? Power Girl should be able to take out everyone else on the cover with asingle clap of her hands or hearty exhale.
With the exception of Steel. Him she'd have to punch once (Or maybe just flick him, depending on whether she goes for a body blow or a head shot).
TRINITY OF SIN: PANDORA #6
Written by RAY FAWKES
Art by FRANCIS PORTELA
Cover by JULIAN TOTINO TEDESCO
On sale DECEMBER 18 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
A FOREVER EVIL TIE-IN! Pandora seeks answers from the one man who seems to have them…Earth-3's The Outsider! But first she must make it past a rabid Vandal Savage, who wants revenge for what Pandora has done to him! All this, and an unexpected visit from the Hellblazer himself, John Constantine!
In addition to appearing in his own book and Justice League Dark, you can also find Constantine guest-starring in Pandora #6, Trinity of Sin: Phantom Stranger #14, DC Universe Vs. Masters of The Universe #6 and All-Star Western #26. He's like the Wolverine of the New 52!
Uh-oh. I think it's been over 24 hours sine I've mentioned how awesome Guillem March is. Look! Look at his cover for Phantom Stranger! Isn't he awesome? His Swamp Thing sure is horrifying, with his gaping mouth...area...place. The angel on the right, if you haven't read any Phantom Stranger yet (and I don't blame you; the two issues I read weren't very god), is New 52 Zauriel. He doesn't look so bad here, but J.M DeMatteis has re-created him as a fairly generic humanoid angel character, and he looks like a big, bald black man, rather than the fairly alien gray-skinned, avian-esque character Grant Morrison and Howard Porter created him as (When we first met him, he was just wearing a generic angel toga; there he is all armored-up and looking more super-heroic though).
And finally...
BATMAN: ARKHAM ORIGINS SERIES 2: ACTION FIGURES
Inspired by the designs from the upcoming Batman: Arkham Origins video game, which introduces an original prequel storyline set several years before Batman: Arkham Asylum and Batman: Arkham City, comes four of Gotham City's most dangerous criminals!
...
ANARKY
6.75”
...
*Action Figure* $24.95 US • Sold Separately • On Sale March 2014
Given what I've heard of the premise, I'm not sure I understand what Anarky might be doing in the latest of the Batman: Akrham video games, but that's what he will apparently look like. In keeping with the game's general aesthetic, he will look pretty dumb.
Monday, September 09, 2013
DC Universe Vs. Masters of the Universe #1 is not a very good comic book.
At various points in my life, Mattel's Masters of the Universe line of toys, DC Comics' Justice League and comic books in general were among the things I was most interested in, passionate about and/or obsessed with.
DC Universe Vs. Masters of the Universe is a comic book series in which the characters from the MOTU toy line meet and, one imagines, fight the DC Universe characters (who, based on the covers, seem to come mainly from the ranks of the Justice League). It is, in other words, a thing seemingly created especially for me—Well, not me-me, but readers like me.
Despite my many, many reservations about the potentially quite low quality of the book, based on the creative team of writer Keith Giffen and artist Dexter Soy (the former of whom wrote a terrible miniseries with a similar premise, DC/WildStorm: Dream War, in 2008), my brief previous exposure to DC's new-ish He-Man comics and the new designs of the MOTU characters, I bought myself a copy of the first issue and read it. The equation of MOTU + DC + Comics was just too powerful for me to resist.
Sadly, the comic did not meet my extremely low expectations. Look—
COVER:
The issue of the book I picked up featured cover art by Ed Benes, one of my least favorite comics artist, showing the DC characters rushing and or shooting towards unseen foes, one of whom is carrying a gun he's shooting at Batman's feet. I know the other half of the image contains the Masters of the Universe characters, because I saw the solicitation for the book online a few months ago.
(For what it's worth, this issue actually shipped a week late. I only noticed because when I went to look for that image, I expected to find it in DC's September solicitations, as it came out last Wednesday, the first Wednesday of September, but found it instead in the August solicitations, scheduled for an August 28th release. I have to stop looking at this picture now, because the more I study it, the more angry and irritated I get).
I guess DC cut in the image in half, hoping some reader somewhere might buy two copies, just so they can have a complete image? Does that really work...?
I should note that none of the five characters on the half of the cover I got actually show up at all in this first issue, save for Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern appearing in a black and white photo on a the screen of a laptop in a single panel, when a character from the DC Universe tries to explain the Justice League to Skeletor.
The guys on the He-Man half fare a little better; 4/5ths of them appear in the issue.
PAGES 1-2:
According to the captions, the story opens in the following setting "EARTH: Greenwich Village, New York City." A young woman is running down the street, pursued by large rats with no skin or flesh on their heads, exposing their skulls, which are glowing. When they pass through an elaborate glowing sigil in the street, they all explode with a CH-TOOM!
The blond lady sits down on a porch, and a black-haired lady opens the door, says something about John and his magic traps and invites her in.
Neither character is introduced and, in the case of the black-haired lady, no name is given throughout the entirety of the book. I'm assuming she's Madame Xanadu, because she says "I've been expecting you" to the blond and Xanadu is a fortune-teller, but some indication of the character's name might have been helpful. All we know for sure from the text is that she's a woman, she has black hair and she knows John Constantine. She's not wearing fishnets, so she's probably Xanadu and not Zatanna, right?
PAGES 3-6:
Are you reading Giffen's other Masters of the Universe comics, which consist of the ongoing He-Man and the Masters of The Universe and myriad origin one-shots? Hopefully, because whatever is happening in those comics seems to be reflected here.
This scene is set on "ETERNIA: The Kelting Pass." The personae daramatis are: He-Man, in his new red costume with a big, stylized H on the chest; Teela, in her new armor, which resembles a more revealing and form-fitting version of her father's; Man-At-Arms, who looks just like he did on the stupid cartoon, right down to the stupid mustache; and Stratos, who is now slimmer, less hairy and wears a red mask and goggles that covers his whole face, and makes him look a bit like G.I. Joe guy Snake Eyes. Like Snake Eyes, he is apparently mute.
He-Man and Teela bicker in whispers like this is a bad version of a screwball comedy as the quartet vaguely attack (jumping in the direction of) some vague robotic enemies (only seen in long-shot or mostly off-panel). Man-At-Arms tells Teela to leave one functional this time, as she apparently completely destroyed the last robot she fought because, as she explains, "He was checking out my butt! The perv!"
The robots have a big metal cube in which Evil-Lynn sits huddled, bound with licorice rope.
PAGE 7:
The Masters sit around a campfire with the rescued Evil-Lynn. She doesn't have yellow skin, like her toy did, but white skin. We don't get a good look at her costume or design, but it looks like she might be wearing leaves on her helmet. Soy is pretty awful at introducing characters; in the first two pages in which Evil-Lynn appears, the reader only sees her from the shoulders up and as a silhouette in extreme long-shot.
It will be ten more pages before we get a good look at this Evil-Lynn character, who the creators seem to be assuming everyone knows so well already that knowing what she looks like isn't important.
Stratos finally gets a line of dialogue: "Uh-huh." So I guess he's not mute. He's just taciturn. Or it's hard to talk through his new mask. One.
PAGES 8-9:
The blond lady, who we learn is named Marlena, continues to talk to the black-haired lady, and then asks to speak to John Constantine about Skeletor.
John Constantine appears as if on cue, given a nice, full-length introductory panel of the sort other characters like Evil-Lynn coulda used.
Constantine is one of the only DC Universe characters to appear in this comic, by the way, with the exception of the black-haired woman who is probably Madame Xanadu and a minor anti-hero we'll get to shortly. That's sort of weird, isn't it? That John Constantine is now the primary representative of the DC Universe instead of, say, Superman or Batman or one of those other superheroes on the cover?
Also interesting? Constantine just played a central role in the six-part, three-book "Trinity War" storyline that lead in to DC's first big line-wide crossover in a few years. And now he's apparently the lynchpin of the the DC crossover with the MOTU characters. Who knew DC's superhero writers were apparently dying to write the character this badly for so long?
PAGES 10-11:
The scene shifts to a mysterious group of four towers with no openings or maybe just some kind of stone henge-like group of obelisks on "EARTH: Salem, Massachusetts." That's where Dr. Fate lived, in a mysterious tower with no openings, but that was the old DC Universe, not the New 52-iverse. Now there was never a Dr. Fate on Earth-New 52; Fate lives on Earth-2, the next parallel dimension over.
Two people are talking; one of whom has his own special dialogue balloons: They're yellow with purple letters inside and purple borders. Those word bubbles belong to Skeletor.
You may have heard that Skeletor has also been redesigned for the purposes of this story, which is apparently big enough news that USA Today covered it. Here are the first four panels Soy drew featuring the new design, which was apparently cooked up by Benes:
Introductions obviously aren't Soy's strong suit, so maybe he wasn't the best choice for a book like this, which is at least partially intentioned to introduce new, freshened-up versions of the characters.
(The New 52 Skeletor, by the way, is pretty dumb-looking. He has a more stylized looking, emotive skull, with prominent fangs and no lower jaw of any kind. It just floats in a black space between his purple football pads and his new hood/hat. I'm not even sure how to describe it. Remember how he used to carry that cool staff topped with a ram's head? Well, now he wears a tiny little purple animal skull atop his head like an ill-fitting toupee, and it has really, really long, drooping, curved horns, but not curved like a ram's horns; rather, they sort of look a bit like tusks, but not tusks that would fit either the purple animal head or Skeletor; they sort of radiate out of his shoulder. Here isn't really a good look at him in the whole book, but he wears purple armor, has blue arms, is really big, and has a lot of chain-mail dripping here and there. His cape, which glows a neon yellow at the tips, looks like its design was inspired by tire treads, and he carries no weapons).
Skeletor is hanging out with Black Alice, a minor character originally created as a villain by Gail Simone, Joe Prado and Ed Benes during a 2005 Birds of Prey issue. Simone apparently quite liked the character, a teenage goth girl with the power to siphon the magical abilities of other DC magic-users, giving herself a new, goth girl version of whichever character's powers she's siphoning, returning to her several times in several different titles. Giffen must like her too, having previously written her in his Reign In Hell miniseries and using her here, which marks her New 52 debut (For what it's worth, she doesn't appear to be siphoning any particular characters' powers, and is being used as a sort of local handler or tour guide by Skeletor, who is on Earth for a special mission at the behest of...a floating set of eyes with make-up suggesting they might belong to a powerful female of some sort...?)
PAGES 12-14:
The blond lady explains the plot of the series to the black-haired lady and Constantine: Skeletor is traveling to different worlds in an attempt to harvest the magical energy that serves as the soul of each planet; when he does it, the planet dies.
She introduces herself a little more thoroughly, in a scene in which she throws Constatine into...I'm going to guess an invisible book case...? I can see boards and books behind him, but they're appearing out of the green fog that makes up the interior of the black-haired lady's house. Whatever the reason this book was a week late, it wasn't because Soy needed more time to draw backgrounds.
Anyway, the blond lady is "Marlena of two worlds, wife of Randor the Fourth...WARRIOR QUEEN OF ETERNIA!" (Also? He-Man's mom).
PAGES 15-16:
In "The House of Secrets or Mystery or Whatever," Black Alice tells Skeletor about the three Justice Leagues, offering the most detail on the original: "Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and some guys whose names I forget."
PAGES 17-20:
Back on Eternia, He-Man, Teela and Evil-Lynn talk for a while about what Skeletor's up to, exactly, and whether they should follow him. Evil-Lynn teleports them to the black-haired lady's house before they can make their decision final and official.
On this final splash page, we see Marlena and Constantine being attacked by the glowing skull-headed rats, while He-Man says "Mom?!" and Constantine says "You have got to be kidding me," which would have been a lot funnier if He-Man appeared wearing his classic, barely-there barbarian garb.
A tag along the bottom of the page reads: "Next issue: Crisis On Whichever Earth This Turns Out To Be!"
So, to recap: We join a somewhat convoluted story in-progress, have a bunch of barely introduced (verbally or visually) characters thrown at us, get some incredibly lazy, slipshod, amateurish artwork and reach the end of the first issue of a comic book entitled DC Universe Vs. Masters of the Universe with the parameters of that conflict being roughly defined thusly: He-Man, Teela, Evil-Lynn and He-Man's mom are going to team up with John Constantine and some lady to stop Skeletor and Black Alice.
I'm assuming it gets better. It's just got to, right?
DC Universe Vs. Masters of the Universe is a comic book series in which the characters from the MOTU toy line meet and, one imagines, fight the DC Universe characters (who, based on the covers, seem to come mainly from the ranks of the Justice League). It is, in other words, a thing seemingly created especially for me—Well, not me-me, but readers like me.
Despite my many, many reservations about the potentially quite low quality of the book, based on the creative team of writer Keith Giffen and artist Dexter Soy (the former of whom wrote a terrible miniseries with a similar premise, DC/WildStorm: Dream War, in 2008), my brief previous exposure to DC's new-ish He-Man comics and the new designs of the MOTU characters, I bought myself a copy of the first issue and read it. The equation of MOTU + DC + Comics was just too powerful for me to resist.
Sadly, the comic did not meet my extremely low expectations. Look—
COVER:
The issue of the book I picked up featured cover art by Ed Benes, one of my least favorite comics artist, showing the DC characters rushing and or shooting towards unseen foes, one of whom is carrying a gun he's shooting at Batman's feet. I know the other half of the image contains the Masters of the Universe characters, because I saw the solicitation for the book online a few months ago.
(For what it's worth, this issue actually shipped a week late. I only noticed because when I went to look for that image, I expected to find it in DC's September solicitations, as it came out last Wednesday, the first Wednesday of September, but found it instead in the August solicitations, scheduled for an August 28th release. I have to stop looking at this picture now, because the more I study it, the more angry and irritated I get).
I guess DC cut in the image in half, hoping some reader somewhere might buy two copies, just so they can have a complete image? Does that really work...?
I should note that none of the five characters on the half of the cover I got actually show up at all in this first issue, save for Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern appearing in a black and white photo on a the screen of a laptop in a single panel, when a character from the DC Universe tries to explain the Justice League to Skeletor.
The guys on the He-Man half fare a little better; 4/5ths of them appear in the issue.
PAGES 1-2:
According to the captions, the story opens in the following setting "EARTH: Greenwich Village, New York City." A young woman is running down the street, pursued by large rats with no skin or flesh on their heads, exposing their skulls, which are glowing. When they pass through an elaborate glowing sigil in the street, they all explode with a CH-TOOM!
The blond lady sits down on a porch, and a black-haired lady opens the door, says something about John and his magic traps and invites her in.
Neither character is introduced and, in the case of the black-haired lady, no name is given throughout the entirety of the book. I'm assuming she's Madame Xanadu, because she says "I've been expecting you" to the blond and Xanadu is a fortune-teller, but some indication of the character's name might have been helpful. All we know for sure from the text is that she's a woman, she has black hair and she knows John Constantine. She's not wearing fishnets, so she's probably Xanadu and not Zatanna, right?
PAGES 3-6:
Are you reading Giffen's other Masters of the Universe comics, which consist of the ongoing He-Man and the Masters of The Universe and myriad origin one-shots? Hopefully, because whatever is happening in those comics seems to be reflected here.
This scene is set on "ETERNIA: The Kelting Pass." The personae daramatis are: He-Man, in his new red costume with a big, stylized H on the chest; Teela, in her new armor, which resembles a more revealing and form-fitting version of her father's; Man-At-Arms, who looks just like he did on the stupid cartoon, right down to the stupid mustache; and Stratos, who is now slimmer, less hairy and wears a red mask and goggles that covers his whole face, and makes him look a bit like G.I. Joe guy Snake Eyes. Like Snake Eyes, he is apparently mute.
He-Man and Teela bicker in whispers like this is a bad version of a screwball comedy as the quartet vaguely attack (jumping in the direction of) some vague robotic enemies (only seen in long-shot or mostly off-panel). Man-At-Arms tells Teela to leave one functional this time, as she apparently completely destroyed the last robot she fought because, as she explains, "He was checking out my butt! The perv!"
The robots have a big metal cube in which Evil-Lynn sits huddled, bound with licorice rope.
PAGE 7:
The Masters sit around a campfire with the rescued Evil-Lynn. She doesn't have yellow skin, like her toy did, but white skin. We don't get a good look at her costume or design, but it looks like she might be wearing leaves on her helmet. Soy is pretty awful at introducing characters; in the first two pages in which Evil-Lynn appears, the reader only sees her from the shoulders up and as a silhouette in extreme long-shot.
It will be ten more pages before we get a good look at this Evil-Lynn character, who the creators seem to be assuming everyone knows so well already that knowing what she looks like isn't important.
Stratos finally gets a line of dialogue: "Uh-huh." So I guess he's not mute. He's just taciturn. Or it's hard to talk through his new mask. One.
PAGES 8-9:
The blond lady, who we learn is named Marlena, continues to talk to the black-haired lady, and then asks to speak to John Constantine about Skeletor.
John Constantine appears as if on cue, given a nice, full-length introductory panel of the sort other characters like Evil-Lynn coulda used.
Constantine is one of the only DC Universe characters to appear in this comic, by the way, with the exception of the black-haired woman who is probably Madame Xanadu and a minor anti-hero we'll get to shortly. That's sort of weird, isn't it? That John Constantine is now the primary representative of the DC Universe instead of, say, Superman or Batman or one of those other superheroes on the cover?
Also interesting? Constantine just played a central role in the six-part, three-book "Trinity War" storyline that lead in to DC's first big line-wide crossover in a few years. And now he's apparently the lynchpin of the the DC crossover with the MOTU characters. Who knew DC's superhero writers were apparently dying to write the character this badly for so long?
PAGES 10-11:
The scene shifts to a mysterious group of four towers with no openings or maybe just some kind of stone henge-like group of obelisks on "EARTH: Salem, Massachusetts." That's where Dr. Fate lived, in a mysterious tower with no openings, but that was the old DC Universe, not the New 52-iverse. Now there was never a Dr. Fate on Earth-New 52; Fate lives on Earth-2, the next parallel dimension over.
Two people are talking; one of whom has his own special dialogue balloons: They're yellow with purple letters inside and purple borders. Those word bubbles belong to Skeletor.
You may have heard that Skeletor has also been redesigned for the purposes of this story, which is apparently big enough news that USA Today covered it. Here are the first four panels Soy drew featuring the new design, which was apparently cooked up by Benes:
Introductions obviously aren't Soy's strong suit, so maybe he wasn't the best choice for a book like this, which is at least partially intentioned to introduce new, freshened-up versions of the characters.
(The New 52 Skeletor, by the way, is pretty dumb-looking. He has a more stylized looking, emotive skull, with prominent fangs and no lower jaw of any kind. It just floats in a black space between his purple football pads and his new hood/hat. I'm not even sure how to describe it. Remember how he used to carry that cool staff topped with a ram's head? Well, now he wears a tiny little purple animal skull atop his head like an ill-fitting toupee, and it has really, really long, drooping, curved horns, but not curved like a ram's horns; rather, they sort of look a bit like tusks, but not tusks that would fit either the purple animal head or Skeletor; they sort of radiate out of his shoulder. Here isn't really a good look at him in the whole book, but he wears purple armor, has blue arms, is really big, and has a lot of chain-mail dripping here and there. His cape, which glows a neon yellow at the tips, looks like its design was inspired by tire treads, and he carries no weapons).
Skeletor is hanging out with Black Alice, a minor character originally created as a villain by Gail Simone, Joe Prado and Ed Benes during a 2005 Birds of Prey issue. Simone apparently quite liked the character, a teenage goth girl with the power to siphon the magical abilities of other DC magic-users, giving herself a new, goth girl version of whichever character's powers she's siphoning, returning to her several times in several different titles. Giffen must like her too, having previously written her in his Reign In Hell miniseries and using her here, which marks her New 52 debut (For what it's worth, she doesn't appear to be siphoning any particular characters' powers, and is being used as a sort of local handler or tour guide by Skeletor, who is on Earth for a special mission at the behest of...a floating set of eyes with make-up suggesting they might belong to a powerful female of some sort...?)
PAGES 12-14:
The blond lady explains the plot of the series to the black-haired lady and Constantine: Skeletor is traveling to different worlds in an attempt to harvest the magical energy that serves as the soul of each planet; when he does it, the planet dies.
She introduces herself a little more thoroughly, in a scene in which she throws Constatine into...I'm going to guess an invisible book case...? I can see boards and books behind him, but they're appearing out of the green fog that makes up the interior of the black-haired lady's house. Whatever the reason this book was a week late, it wasn't because Soy needed more time to draw backgrounds.
Anyway, the blond lady is "Marlena of two worlds, wife of Randor the Fourth...WARRIOR QUEEN OF ETERNIA!" (Also? He-Man's mom).
PAGES 15-16:
In "The House of Secrets or Mystery or Whatever," Black Alice tells Skeletor about the three Justice Leagues, offering the most detail on the original: "Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and some guys whose names I forget."
PAGES 17-20:
Back on Eternia, He-Man, Teela and Evil-Lynn talk for a while about what Skeletor's up to, exactly, and whether they should follow him. Evil-Lynn teleports them to the black-haired lady's house before they can make their decision final and official.
On this final splash page, we see Marlena and Constantine being attacked by the glowing skull-headed rats, while He-Man says "Mom?!" and Constantine says "You have got to be kidding me," which would have been a lot funnier if He-Man appeared wearing his classic, barely-there barbarian garb.
A tag along the bottom of the page reads: "Next issue: Crisis On Whichever Earth This Turns Out To Be!"
So, to recap: We join a somewhat convoluted story in-progress, have a bunch of barely introduced (verbally or visually) characters thrown at us, get some incredibly lazy, slipshod, amateurish artwork and reach the end of the first issue of a comic book entitled DC Universe Vs. Masters of the Universe with the parameters of that conflict being roughly defined thusly: He-Man, Teela, Evil-Lynn and He-Man's mom are going to team up with John Constantine and some lady to stop Skeletor and Black Alice.
I'm assuming it gets better. It's just got to, right?
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