Friday, February 15, 2013

The guest-stars of Wet Moon Vol. 4

So I was reading the latest volume of Ross Campbell's excellent (and highly recommended) college melodramedy set in a rather weird place where rather weird stuff occasionally occurs, just hanging out with my imaginary friends in the cast, when suddenly who should appear but Becky Cloonan...?!
She only appears during a single three-page sequence set at a comics convention, where comics fan (and closet Trekkie) Trilby, seen there with the awesome haircut and the barely-there Felicia-from-Darkstalkers costume.

The renowned comics creator isn't the only real-life guest-star to show up in this volume, though. Near the end, Glen is jogging to an alien ghost sleepover (Trilby's boyfriend's dorm room is haunted by the ghost of an alien, he says), when who should he see but...Hogzilla?!
He only appears in two panels in this volume, but I'm looking forward to the next volume, to see if there are more panels of "this giant fucking pig" or Becky Cloonan or all the hot, weird, cool-looking young people that make up Campbell's huge cast of wonderfully-drawn characters.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

I'm afraid my copy of Young Romance may no longer be in mint condition.
























So what's the absolute last thing you can imagine Wonder Woman ever calling a woman?


Because in Ame-Comi Girls #5, the writing team of Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray have Wonder Woman call Supergirl the second-to-last thing you could imagine Wonder Woman ever calling a woman.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Review: Action Comics Vol. 1: Superman and The Men of Steel

Action Comics was perhaps the most notable of the DC Comics that were rebooted and relaunched in fall of 2011 for two reasons: First, it was the oldest comic book, and giving it a new #1 issue would require dialing the numbers all the way back from #904, and, secondly, there was no other book was paired with a more perfect-seeming creator than its marriage to the popular, imaginative, ambitious forward-thinking, writer/Superman priest Grant Morrison. If any of the 52 new "New 52" books were to meet their goal of reinventing the publisher's staid stable of characters for a new generation of new readers, then certainly the pairing of Superman and Grant Morrison would be the one to do it, right? We are talking about the writer who produced all those amazing scenes featuring Superman in his JLA run, who wrote perhaps the very best Superman story in All-Star Superman and whose Final Crisis was filled with such imagery as Superman singing away the ultimate evil.

Morrison's collaborator for the project was artist Rags Morales, one of my own personal long-time favorite comics artists (his work on Forgotten Realms was among the first I saw when I started reading comics that really struck me) whose work had only grown more refined over the years.

Still, I waited for the trade. There was something of an economic component to that decision, as Action Comics was being sold at a $3.99/30-page price-point—I don't mind paying more for more content occasionally, but $4 still strikes me as a silly price to pay for a serially published comic book when a more permanent, bound format is only a few months away. Mostly my decision to wait had to do with the fact that I was so certain I would enjoy a book written by one of my favorite super-comics writers and drawn by one of my favorite super-comics artists featuring one of my favorite superheroes that I didn't feel a need to try out the first 20-some pages to see how it turned out.

I just recently read Action Comics Vol. 1: Superman and The Men of Steel, a hardcover collection of the first eight issues of the rebooted Action Comics.

I wasn't too terribly disappointed.

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What was most notable about Morrison and Morales' take on Superman is the degree to which they rebooted the character, and the fact that Morrison went for a stripped-down, purified, best-of-all-eras remix approach like he did with All-Star Superman, but made different choices than the ones he had previously made, so the resultant take seems to be similar in approach to All-Star, but completely, dramatically different.

The book opens, after all, with Superman wearing a homemade costume consisting of a Superman t-shirt, a towel-like red cape (it's actually the indestructible cloth he was swaddled in as a baby), a pair of jeans and a pair of work boots—it's Superman as Superman as a child playing Superman. But since this is a "Year One" approach, a re-telling of his origin story as the first superhuman in the world (in that respect, it covers the exact same ground as J. Michael Straczynski's dreadful and dour looking Earth One: Superman original graphic novels), Superman is basically inventing the act of playing Superman.

Morrison writes it as a sort of New Age Golden Age, with Superman's powers and, as is so often the case in Morrison's writing, he metatextualizes the story, so that changes that occurred to the Superman mythos in its first few decades due simply to Jerry Siegel, Joe Shuster and the first few creators to work on the character continually tinkering with him are here internalized and made part of the story.

So this Superman's costume is a work in progress, his powers are a work in progress (they are, essentially, exactly what they are upon his first appearance: He can't fly, but he can leap; he's not indestructible, but nothing short of an exploding shell can hurt him), and his relationship to his allies, his enemies, even his exact mission, methods and moral code are seemingly still in the works.

Morrison's Superman is young, brash, dangerous and vulnerable, and at least two of those are qualities DC executives have been talking about restoring to their characters for years now.

In the first issue, he's threatening the life of a rich, powerful and corrupt businessman in the tried-and-true pretend-to-murder style of Batman tossing a crook off a ledge simply to catch them. He cockily references off-panel actions he also performed in the first issue of the original first issue of Action Comics. He's pursued by the police and the military. Lex Luthor is after him. He's a crusading journalist. He's disguised as Clark Kent, here affected not only by a pair of glasses, but big, baggy clothes that hide his physique and an extreme case of behead (In All-Star, artist Frank Quitely evoked the Superman-to-Clark transformation through the character's posture and body language, so Clark looked like a big, clumsy ox of an oaf). Bullets bounce off him. He outraces speeding cars on foot and, in a climactic scene, he stops a speeding train by standing in front of it and pushing in the opposite direction.

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Things start to fall apart by the second issue, and for all the false-starts, overnight creative team changes and angry disavowals by outgoing writers, I think there is no surer sign that something is deeply fucked up at DC Comics than this fact: They rebooted their flagship title starring their flagship character for the first time since 1939, and they didn't bother to get all of their ducks in a row to guarantee a single story arc got drawn by a single artist.

By the second issue, Brent Anderson is drawing portions of the story, and while he's a great artist with a style not discordantly dissimilar to Morales', it's different enough that the characters don't look like they do when Morales draws them. Given that these are the first appearances of these new versions of the characters, it would probably have been beneficial to have on artist draw the first, say, three scenes in which Lois Lane appears, for example.

By issue #3, a third artists is employed—this one is Gene Ha, and he only draws a dream sequence/buried memory set on Krypton, excusing the shift in style. The remainder of the first story arc is drawn by Morales, Anderson and Brad Walker. All are good artists, but the blend isn't so good—it basically scans like Morales doing a terrible job. The table of contents lists five inkers and three colorists; I'm not sure who did what where, but it's an all-around shoddy job, paradoxically made all the shoddier by how accomplished some of the participants are.

The worst bit comes at the climax of the story, when the Morales-lead melange gives way on the final five pages to an artist whose style looks nothing like that on the previous pages, whose Clark Kent has shifted design to resemble artist Gary Frank's Christopher Reeve's inspired design, and who draws the last image in the story—a close-up of Superman's Chicletty grin as he buzzes the reader's POV in a splash page.

In this respect, Morrison's Superman run mirrors his run on the various Bat-titles: A great story full of a lot of promise, done in completely by poor art...and/or poor planning and editing that resulted in a mess of artists coming, going and drawing a few pages here and there. It doesn't matter how strong the script is if the art part of the equation is half-assed. Essentially, they just cancel each other out.

This is a great comic if you can read past the art, if you can redraw it in your imagination while reading, but that's more work than a reader should have to do in 2011, 2012 or 2013. Especially if they're paying $4 for each chapter.

Those aren't the only artists involved, either. Andy Kubert draws two whole issues himself, and these are far enough removed from the main narrative that the style-shift doesn't derail anything (they're set in the past and future, mostly, save for a scene or two featuring characters from the future lurking in a darkened Fortress of Solitude in the present).

The original comics contained back-up stories starring various characters from the main, Morrison/Morales/All Those Other Guys stories, and these feature more artists still. Flipping through the book, the impression one gets is of a jam-book, rather than a graphic novel.

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As I said, the story is significantly different enough that it appears all-new, or at least an all-new arrangement of familiar elements: They probably could have (maybe should have) pushed this material as the YA market cracking Earth One stuff.

I was struck by how much it seemed like a paper version of the Superman movie Morrison would like to make, mostly because of how many elements of Superman comics he wrangles into a single, three-act narrative structure.

Here's the synopsis: After the death of his parents, Clark Kent has moved to Metropolis where he lives in a shitty apartment like movie Peter Parker, and works as a muckraking investigative journalist for The Daily Star (the closest thing to a friend he has being Jimmy Olsen, the Daily Planet photographer assigned to Lois Lane). Donning a homemade costume, he fights crime and is pursued as a criminal for it, until the powers that be can stand it no longer. General Sam Lane, father of Lois, and special consultant genius Lex Luthor set up a trap to capture Superman.

They do, and poke, prod and torture him a while. Meanwhile, Brainiac, the being responsible for the destruction of Krypton, comes to Earth. It shrinks Metropolis, puts it in a bottle and adds it to its collection. It's up to Superman to save the day, along the way discovering the secrets of his own origins and convincing himself and the world at large that he really is a hero. The only thing missing is a love story between Superman and Lois.

So Morrison packs in Superman, Jimmy, Lois, Lex Luthor, General Lane, Brainiac, Metallo, Dr. John Henry Irons (who becomes Steel in a back-up), life on pre-explosion Krypton and the Bottled City of Kandor. Not bad for a six-issue story arc. I think a version of Mr. Mxyzptlk might be introduced here too—there are actually a couple of candidates for visitors from the 5th dimension—but neither are revealed as such in this first story arc.

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Of those, I think Morrison does a pretty good job with most of them. Jimmy, Lois and General Lane seem to be the same as they have been in the comics since the John Byrne reboot. Metallo is given a past romantic history with Lois, which makes his story a little more relevant to that of the other characters (he's basically a soldier who volunteers to get roboticized in order to fight Superman and impress Lois).

Brainiac is sufficiently alien and spooky; in fact, I don't think we see "him" at all, just various robot puppets and programs.

I don't think I've seen enough of this Luthor to really get judge him. Morrison's previously written great Luthors in JLA, where he was the ingenius corporate mastermind with a hobby in supervillainy, and All-Star, where he was the traditional renegade scientist.

Here he looks younger and slightly paunchy, and swills power drinks constantly, which seems to a visual signifier that he's a much younger and much douchier Lex than we usually see. As is so often the case with modern Luthors, his motivation for being anti-Superman is a sort of zealous humanism bordering on or spilling over into xenophobia, although Morrison gives him a pretty cool speech to justify his wanting to eliminate the strange visitor from another world as quickly as possible:
The Brown tree snake. Introduced to the U.S. territory of Guam right after World War Two. Caused Dozens of indigenous birds and reptile species to become extinct.

The cane toad, sent to Australia as a pest control agent, decimated local biodiversity.

Non-native strains will destroy entire ecologies given the opportunity.
I'll buy that.

I'm not entirely sure what I think about this new Steel, either. I'm glad he still exists, but I don't think this version is quite as impressive as the one that originally emerged during the "Death of Superman" cycle of stories.

That Steel had his life saved by Superman, who told him to do something with that life if he really wanted to thank him. After witnessing Superman give his own life to save Metropolis from Doomsday, Dr. John Henry Irons decided to stand-up and do the impossible: To become Superman. Like Batman, he was just a normal, every day guy who, through his own smarts and force of will, turned himself into a superhuman and ultimately joined the fraternity of demigods that patrolled and protected the DC Universe.

He also had a cool costume, resembling a literal man of steel with a big sledgehammer-tipped staff and a striking red cape.

This Irons is working on the same project under Lane that hired Luthor and ultimately made Metallo; he had his Steel suit already made and waiting in a hidden closet in case he ever needed it (which doesn't quite ring true, given this is a world without a concept of a superhero yet).
He's still inspired by Superman to do good, but in a piteous way: Watching Luthor and the military torture Superman, he resigns, not wanting to be party to it any longer. When Metallo and Brainiac being to wreak havoc in Metropolis, he suits up.

That suit is rather unremarkable. There's no cape, obviously, but there also isn't any kind of mask either. He's just a dude in a metal suit with jet-boots and hammer. The mess of metal coiling that forms his muscles are kind of cool (they're left-over from an earlier Steel design), but he looks kinda...wrong without a helmet or face mask of any kind, especially given the stuff he gets up to. I'm not sure I understand how a genius would create a suit of super-armor that covers everything except the part of the body that needs the most protection.

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Artwork aside, this read quite well in trade. Something Morrison talks about in both his prose book Supergods and the back-matter of this collection is how action-packed the first Superman story of Siegel and Shuster's in Action Comics #1 was, how their Superman ran and leapt from set-piece to set-piece in a breathless, relentless story.

Morrison sort of mimics that, but he can't do it in a single issue, so there are starts and stops between these set-pieces, he does it in the first storyline though, so read in a trade like this, he accomplishes an effect similar to that one he describes as something he admired; he also does a good job of escalating those threats, as the story opens with him jumping to the top of a building to fight bodyguards and the police and ends with him having to jump into outer space to fight a planet-destroying robot menace.

It must have been horribly frustrating to read as it was originally, serially published however.

Something I didn't realize until just now, when I sat down to write this and looked it up in order to untangle the art credits, was that the first story arc was originally published out of order.

The book opens with a six-issue story arc containing the characters and events I've mentioned above, but DC published the first four parts in Action Comics #1-4, then, in Action Comics #5-#6 they published a two-part story illustrated by Andy Kubert set after the events of the incomplete first story arc (it's a Legion of Super-Heroes team-up, and the "present" is set after the events of Action Comics #8, although the distant past is also covered). Then the first story arc finishes up in Action #7 and #8. This collection publishes the story in the correct order: #1, #2, #3, #4, #7, #8, #5, #6.

Additionally, while this is Superman's "Year One" style origin, the story of who the new Superman is and how he came to be, how he got his powers, how he got his costume, where he came from and how he found his place in the world, DC was simultaneously publishing Superman stories set after this.

So while it took eight months to tell Superman's first story, Superman was appearing fully-formed and with all of his powers and his final costume in JLA #1 (published before Action #1) and in Superman #1-#8 (all also set after Action #8)...and I'm sure he was appearing in other books, as well. I remember seeing him in Justice League Dark #1. I heard he was in Swamp Thing #1. I'm pretty sure he was in the first issue of Supergirl.

Surely that sucked a lot of the drama and excitement out of this storyline purporting to be the story of Superman. Rather than starting over from scratch, it must have read like a choppy flashback to readers who were widely sampling the rest of The New 52 ("Fun" fact: Before Morrison, Morales and company could even finish their origin of the new Superman, sister title Superman was already on its second creative team, with the writing team of Dan Jurgens and Keith Giffen taking over for the quite-frustrated George Perez, and Jurgens handling pencils).

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The Kubert-drawn two-parter is probably a more Morrisonian story than the one that precedes it in this collection; it's certainly the sort of story that reads like a comic book more so than a comic book version of a blockbuster movie.

It opens on Krypton (and here we meet the saber-toothed Krypto who totally isn't dead like DC announced, but is actually in the Phantom Zone) and shows Superbaby being rocketed to safety...in a story narrated by the rocket.

Then villains from the future travel back in time to the present to steal the Kryptonite engine from the sentient rocket, these villains being The Anti-Superman Army, composed of the likes of The Kryptonite Men, the robotic Terra-Man and The Little Man (whom this story really made me think is a Mxyzptlk), who are hiding out in a microscopic HQ inside Superman's brain. The Legion of Super-Heroes and a future Superman, from a point in their history where it's Cosmic Man, instead of Boy, travel back to the present in order to thwart the villains and save the rocket ship. Via telepathy and rocket-delivered narration, we see a bit of Superman's childhood in Smallville, including meeting his dad and discovering that he was Superboy (although it's not clear if he was publicly Superboy or not).

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Also included in this collection, grouped all togetherafter issues #5 and #6, are the back-up stories that appeared in each issue. These are written by Sholly Fisch, a really great writer who has done some truly incredible writing for DC's canceled Batman: The Brave and the Bold comics, and drawn by Brad Walker or Chriscross, the latter of whom is working in a stripped-down style that, as colored by Jose Villarrubia, looks like the work of an entirely different artist than the Chriscross you might imagine.

These are "Hearts of Steel" and "Meanwhile..." in which Steel battles Metallo and deals with fall-out form Brainiac's city-napping (and it's revealed that Nat still exists in the New 52 too), "Baby Steps" in which we see Superbaby's arrival on earth from the perspective of the Kents (who are Baptists) and, finally, "The Last Day," in which Clark's Smallville friends Lana Lang and Pete Ross see him off to Metropolis.

They area all good stories, well-told, but I don't think they quite work in relation to the main story. If they were collected as printed, between each chapter of the main storyline, they'd be annoying asides and digressions, and yet they also expand on the stories somewhat; for example, in at least one instance the main narrative references events in the back-ups that a collection reader wouldn't have even seen at that point.

I'm not really sure the best way to handle collecting these, beyond maybe saving them all up for a collection published separately at some point.

Ideally, DC wouldn't be doing them at all, but would just be publishing the main comic for $2.99, but I imagine there is some economic reason that the publisher wants to sell $4 comics, and adding 10-page back-ups by creators who come a little cheaper than those making the first 2/3 of each issue is better than simply going the Marvel route, and making a $3.99/20-page book.

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Look at this:
That's the miniaturized Glenmorgan trapped in one of Brainiac's bottles seeing the hand of the full-sized Superman reaching into bottle to grab the contents of that truck. Look at how he's looking at the hand in the next panel. Damn, that's some good comics-making right there.

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It's probably worth noting that the villain of this piece, Brainiac, is an insidious collector whose life's ambition is to preserve and file cultures on his list—in "mint condition," no less—and the nature of his conflict with Superman is that the superhero refuses to lay down and be collected in eternal stasis, but instead continues to fight against collection, to move, to change to live.

When rattling off the list of names by which he is known on other worlds, he gives a telling detail that made me snicker upon first read:
We are the colony of the Collector of Worlds. We know everything there is to know.

On Yod-Colu we began as C.O.M.P.U.T.O.

On Noma they called us Pnumenoid...On Krypton--where you were born--we were Braniac 1.0.

On Earth--We were Internet.
That's right, comic book readers who use the Internet! We're the true villains! Again.

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I've really, really hated Superman's new Jim Lee-designed costume. Just hated everything about it.

In this story, we learn exactly where it came from. It's some kind of super-sciencey Kryptonian garment that starts out white and...conforms, somehow, to the user, which changes its color. It's a pretty neat scene, even if it doesn't really explain why it has to look like armor (The artists who draw it here, it should be noticed, don't make it look like the solid metal that Jim Lee's renderings make it look like).

At one point, Superman grabs a space artifact, and his costume chameleons into the Golden Age Starman's costume.
Is that allowed, now that the Golden Age has been severed from the DC Universe...?

Monday, February 11, 2013

DC's May previews reviewed

DC officially released their solicitations for the comics they plan to ship in May of this year, and the most newsworthy changes were already announced on Friday, and parsed (by me at least) over the weekend, including the six books that are being canceled and the two new ones that have been announced.

The big surprise, for me, and the one that I think could effect DC's line the most drastically going forward is that Geoff Johns will wrap up his run on Green Lantern with this month's issue.

Also, I notice Robin IV Damian Wayne doesn't appear in any of these solicitations (well, except for the out-of-continuity Injustice: Gods Among Us), not even in the text or on the cover pertaining to Batman and Robin, and several of the Bat-books mention death and tragedy in the characters' lives.

Does Damian get killed off at the end of "Death of the Family"...? It wouldn't be a shock, particularly if Grant Morrison is leaving Batman in the near future, but Jason Todd's resurrection and Stephanie Brown's erasure from existence both kind of dampen the dramatic nature of a sidekick getting killed off now.

Anyway, for the complete solicitations, I would recommend you peruse them at Comic Book Resources or ComicsAlliance. For partial solicitations, with my commentary, I would recommend you read the rest of this post.


ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN #1
Written by ORSON SCOTT CARD, AARON JOHNSTON and JEFF PARKER
Art by CHRIS SPROUSE, KARL STORY and CHRIS SAMNEE
Cover by BRYAN HITCH
1:25 Variant cover by CHRIS SAMNEE
On sale MAY 29 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T • DIGITAL FIRST
...
Don’t miss the debut of this all-new, digital-first series starring The Man of Tomorrow, written and illustrated by some of comics’ finest talents!
Journey into Superman’s past in a tale written by acclaimed Ender’s Game author Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnston, with art by TOM STRONG’s Chris Sprouse and Karl Story! Plus, witness Superman’s first encounter with the work of Lex Luthor, brought to you by Jeff Parker (Hulk) and Chris Samnee (Daredevil)!


I'm glad to see this comic exists, as it looks to be a companion series to the similarly digital-first Batman comic, Legends of the Dark Knight which is, I personally find hard to believe, the only Batman comic book I'm reading anymore (I'm trade-waiting Batman Inc and the Snyder stuff, which better be the best goddam Batman comics ever made, based on how much everyone online seems to talk about them!)

Plus, it will be great to see Superman not looking like an idiot in his goofy high-collar, plate-armor costume!

I think I'll probably start with the second issue of this series though, rather than the first. As much as I love Jeff Parker, Chris Sprouse, Chris Samnee and Karl Story, I'm pretty sure my disgust with Card outweighs my affection for the rest of the creators.


BATGIRL #20
Written by GAIL SIMONE
Art by FERNANDO PASARIN
Cover by EDDY BARROWS and EBER FERREIRA
On sale MAY 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
There’s no time to catch your breath after last issue’s shocking ending as an emotionally unstable Batgirl must confront one of Batman’s most violent foes: The Ventriloquist!


Tch. The reboot would have provided the opportunity to bring back the original John Wagner/Alan Grant/Norm Breyfogle Ventriloquist, but it looks like instead Gail Simone is using the Paul Dini re-created Ventriloquist II...and instead of working as Scarface's moll, she's got a creepy Batgirl puppet. Oh, and she's apparently a horribly withered-looking scary lady now...? Huh.


BATGIRL/ROBIN YEAR ONE TP
Written by CHUCK DIXON and SCOTT BEATTY
Art by MARCOS MARTIN, ALVARO LOPEZ, JAVIER PULIDO and ROBERT CAMPANELLA
Cover by MARCOS MARTIN and JAVIER PULIDO
On sale JUNE 19 • 424 pg, FC, $24.99 US
For the first time in one trade paperback, it’s the year one tales of both Robin and Batgirl, from BATGIRL YEAR ONE #1-9 and ROBIN YEAR ONE #1-4. See what happens when Robin dons his costume for the first time, then learn how Barbara Gordon transformed from ordinary citizen to costumed super heroine.


Hey, it's a single volume collection of the two great miniseries Dixon and Beatty wrote, featuring incredible art by Martin, Pulido, Lopze and Campanella! That's a great price for 400 pages of comics, too.

If you haven't already read these in miniseries or individual trade collections before, I really can't recommend this highly enough. Like, if you're only gonna spend $25 on DC super-comics in May of 2013? This is probably what you're going to want to buy.


So that's the new Batwing costume. Yes, it's lame, and yeah, it kind of defeats the purpose of the original costume, which was meant as a visual homage to the black Batman seen in an imaginary sequence of Batman #250, where a little boy describes Batman as "a one-man army!...Muhammed Ali--Jim Brown--Shaft-- and Super-Fly all rolled into one!"

Whoever is under the new mask and armor (Freedom Beast? John Henry Irons?) I at least hope he's black, as I was just saying the other day that Batwing is now the only black character at DC headling his own title.


BIRDS OF PREY #20
Written by CHRISTY MARX
Art and cover by ROMANO MOLENAAR and VICENTE CIFUENTES
On sale MAY 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
The traitor revealed! Who will aid Mr. Freeze as he continues his onslaught against The Court of Owls—and how can the Birds hope to stop him?


Now that we know that Sword of Sorcery, which contains the Christy Marx-written Amethyst feature, is being canceled, the fact that she was named the new writer of Birds of Prey after DC had already announced Jim Zub as the writer of the book seems even more gross.

Now it kinda looks like a "star" writer from outside comics who used to work with the co-publisher took a shot at writing a comic book, failed miserably (Sword will be canceled after publishing only eight issues) and, as a consolation prize, is being given another book, and bumping that book's writer in order to do so.

I don't know that that is going on, but that's what it looks like. And that looks gross. Not that it matters much to me personally, as I haven't read Birds for a couple of years now, and have no interest in doing so again.


GREEN LANTERN #20
Written by GEOFF JOHNS
Art by DOUG MAHNKE and CHRISTIAN ALAMY
Wraparound cover by DOUG MAHNKE
...
On sale MAY 1 • 64 pg, FC, $7.99 US • RATED T
...
It’s the final battle against the First Lantern and the Guardians in this, the extra-sized finale of Geoff Johns’ historic run on the title! Plus, don’t miss a special retrospective on Geoff’s run on GL!
Retailers: This issue will ship with three covers. Please see the order form for more information.
This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.


Geoff Johns—LEAVING GREEN LANTERN?! Shouldn't this have been scheduled for What The Fuck April? Because, seriously: What the fuck?

I honestly can't believe Johns is stepping down from this book, even if he does have two Justice League titles and Aquaman to keep him busy (Sad irony? Justice League is awful and Aquaman not so hot; Green Lantern is Johns' best-written book by a long shot).

Well, over the years—almost a decade, I guess?—that Johns has been writing Green Lantern, I've made fun of it a lot, and expressed disappointment quite a bit, but I've also read every single issue of it, making it maybe the single comic book I've followed for the longest time. I'm going to miss Johns on the book, and, honestly, I can't imagine who they could possibly get to take it over (Although I suppose there's a 49% chance it's Scott Snyder, a 49% chance it's Jeff Lemire and a 2% chance it's a "superstar" writer from a different medium who will write it for three to six issues before Snyder or Lemire take it over). Whoever it is (James Robinson, probably), I don't envy them. That is going to be a very tough act to follow

It will be interesting to see what happens to the franchise in the wake of Johns' leaving. He's managed to make the book into a franchise, currently supporting three spin-off ongoings and anchoring a couple of big crossover stories with the rest of the DCU, and he's managed to make it the second-best selling franchise, right behind Batman.


THE GREEN TEAM #1
Written by ART BALTAZAR and FRANCO
Art by IG GUARA
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
1:25 Variant cover by CLIFF CHIANG
On sale MAY 22 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
INVENTORS! EXPLORERS! ADVENTURERS! Do you need money to finance an important project? Then you should set up a meeting with THE GREEN TEAM!
• Nature of world-changing idea: _____
• Amount requested: _____
• Does your project have the potential to:
Fracture space-time? __
Replace the combustion engine? __
Attract extraterrestrial attention? __
Prove/disprove existence of deities? __
Piss off The Justice League? __
Render the human body obsolete? __
If any of the above are checked, please fill out liability release form GT2013-05. Send any 82 drawings, plans, models, or photos with request.


I've already discussed this at some length near the end of last night's post about the latest wave of DC's cancellations. This is one of the most unlikely titles I could have imagined DC announcing, and the creative team is unusual enough to be exciting (I don't think this is the whole reason Superman Family Adventures was canceled, as I imagine DC would still want Baltazar to be drawing something for them every month, but I suppose it's possible he wants to focus his drawing on his own stuff at this point).

You can see that the cover references "the 1%", which is a rather 2011 sort of thing to build a comic book around. It's companion title, The Movement (see below), mentions "The 99%."

Interesting that this book seems to be positioning the 1% as the heroes, which is perhaps counter-intuitive. On the other hand, DC's most popular superhero is a billionaire in his secret identity...


Hey look, The Atom is a female now! (If that is The Atom and not some new heroine with shrinky powers). DC hasn't really done any gender-swapping or race-switching with their reboot.

Personally, I like the Batman: Brave and The Bold take best—Ryan Choi as The Atom, Ray Palmer in semi-retirement. I don't think DC really needs to gender-swap any of their male heroes in order to get good female heroes, as they've already got so many good female super-people.

Oh well; I'll probably read this eventually in a trade I borrow from the library.


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #4
Written by GEOFF JOHNS
Backup story written by MATT KINDT
Art and cover by DAVID FINCH
Backup story art by SCOTT CLARK
Variant cover by TYLER KIRKHAM and BATT
1:100 B&W Variant cover by DAVID FINCH
On sale MAY 8 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
Combo pack edition: $4.99 US
Retailers: This issue will ship with four covers. Please see the order form for more information.
The League uncovers the leader of The Secret Society of Super-Villains—but can such a diverse group of heroes defeat the collective might of the Society? And in the backup story, Manhunter goes behind the scenes to learn more about the Secret Society!
This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.


1.) What on earth is going on with Catwoman in that picture? Unzipping her costume to her navel for some reason is one thing. But to then lie her on back like that, with her breasts standing up like mountains rather than being pulled down to her chest by gravity...? That is some super-crazy posing there Mr. Finch, sir.

2.) This looks like another one of those super-lazy "The Justice League is all laying down while a villain stands above them covers," a category which some 79% of those for Justice League of America fell into.

3.) What are you doing, J'onn? It's just the Shaggy Man, not the Firey Man! Aren't you still Superman-strong, and able to go intangible and shit in the New 52? Man up, Martian Manhunter!

Also, I wonder what DC will be doing with these Martian Manhunter back-ups, in terms of collecting them. I recently read the first collections of All-Star Western and Action Comics (super-brief reviews here, fuller ones to follow on EDILW sometime soon I hope), and in each case those collections had the back-ups kind of crammed awkwardly in the back. I wonder if that's what they'll do with these and the Shazam back-ups in Justice League, or if they'll be published as standalone trades...?


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA’S VIBE #4
Written by STERLING GATES
Art by PETE WOODS and SEAN PARSONS
Cover by BRETT BOOTH and NORM RAPMUND
...
On sale MAY 15 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
...
Why is Vibe battling Batman? Our hero is in way over his head when he’s forced to turn against A.R.G.U.S.


Sales, mostly.


Great cover, guys. I like how it tells the reader absolutely nothing about the comic called Katana aside from the fact the character Katana, and her katana< are definitely in it.

THE MOVEMENT #1
Written by GAIL SIMONE
Art by FREDDIE WILLIAMS II
Cover by AMANDA CONNER
...
On sale MAY 1 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
We are faceless. We are limitless. We see all. And we do not forgive.
Who defends the powerless against the GREEDY and the CORRUPT? Who protects the homeless and poverty-stricken from those who would PREY upon them in the DARK OF NIGHT?
When those who are sworn to protect us abuse their power, when toxic government calls down super-human lackeys to force order upon the populace...finally, there is a force, a citizen’s army, to push order BACK.
Let those who abuse the system know this as well: We have our OWN super humans now. They are not afraid of your badges or Leagues. And they will not be SILENCED.
We are your neighbors. We are your co-workers. And we are your children.


Canceled with issue #8. I can't imagine how hard it must be for a retailer to order something like this, in which they are given almost know information, save for the presence of a few creators who don't sell comics in huge amounts.


THE SAVAGE HAWKMAN #20
Written by TOM DeFALCO
Art and cover by JOE BENNETT and MARC DEERING
On sale MAY 22 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T • FINAL ISSUE
Hawkman vs. Blockbuster round two! Hawkman transforms his Nth metal armor into a new berserker mode! Blockbuster’s true identity is revealed! Plus, don’t miss an appearance by the new JLA!


Wwwwwwaiiiitaminute..."Blockbuster round two"...? Doesn't that sort of answer the "WTF Certified" mystery of who is attacking Hawkman on the cover of #19?

And Blockbuster? Why would that make me say "WTF"...?


SUPERMAN #20
Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
Art and cover by AARON KUDER
1:25 B&W Variant cover by AARON KUDER
On sale MAY 22 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for more information.
Hector Hammond is looking for Superman to save him from the New God known as Orion in “Metropolis Burning!”


Oh. I was kind of relieved that the first place I saw any New Gods popping up in The New 52iverse were in the Azzarello-written, Chiang and Atkins-drawn Wonder Woman, but it looks like they won't be getting the New Gods all to themselves for long.


Cool hat, Tim.


Please note that Power Girl is no longer wearing her awful-looking New 52 redesign costume on this cover to Worlds' Finest, but appears to have put back on one of her pre-Flashpoint costumes. Are we this much closer to Superman getting his shorts back, and all the Bat-people taking off their creepy-looking tire-tread gloves...?

Sunday, February 10, 2013

DC Comics Think-Piece Follow-up #2: The Next Round of New 52 Cancellations

Earlier in the week I had a piece up at Robot 6 about the semi-announced cancellation of The Savage Hawkman, and what it meant for The New 52. It was a poorly-selling comic that looked terrible, had a series of terrible writers and artists attached, went through the too-standard creative roster chaos of so many New 52 books, and rebooted one of the company's most notoriously complicated character's origins...immediately after the publisher's most popular writer Geoff Johns finished spending an entire year setting the character up in a new direction built on the years of work Johns had done to salvage the character.

On Friday, DC officially announced Hawkman's cancellation, which was part of a culling involving five other New 52 titles: Deathstroke, The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man, The Ravagers, Sword of Sorcery and Team 7.

They join the following New 52 titles in the trash-heap of books launched in September 2011 or later that didn't make it: Blackhawks, Blue Beetle, Captain Atom, DC Universe Presents, Frankenstein: Agent of SHADE, G.I. Combat, Grifter, Hawk & Dove, I,Vampire, Justice League International, Legion Lost, Men of War, Mister Terrific, OMAC, Resurrection Man, Static Shock and Voodoo.

Few of those books are terribly surprising to see on a list of cancelled books, and many of them seemed canceled upon announcement: Did anyone think The Ravagers or a Team 7 were going to last, for example? Others seemed like books that theoretically might have worked, if handled differently, like Sword of Sorcery, for example, which repackaged Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld into a generic New 52 superhero fantasy with standard DC house style art (the result of which, it's worth noting, looked nothing like the animated version airing on Cartoon Network) with back-up stories in a $4 book (And the creative team consisted of an animation writer who had a hit series in the 80s, when my 34-year-old, mother-of-three sister played with the dolls that cartoon was designed to sell, and the artist of the pre-New 52 Wonder Woman, many of the DC titles DC regarding as so unworkable that they needed to scrap it).

Let's look at some of the trends among this cavalcade of canceled books, to see exactly what it is the direct market's super-comics readers are rejecting about these books (beyond their lack of Batman):

1.) Rob Liefeld: Liefeld was the artist for Hawk & Dove, which was one of the first New 52 books canceled. He took over writing duties from Sterling Gages on the last three issues.

Liefeld also wrote Grifter and Hawkman, books he also provided occasional cover art for.

He also took over as writer and artist for Deathstroke.

Those last three books were all canceled after he left, and he didn't launch them, but rather followed the original creative teams. But it's safe to say he failed to save any of them, and, whatever blame or credit he deserves for them, the fact remains: Every New 52 book Rob Liefeld worked on during his time at DC has been canceled.


2.) Wildstorm: Grifter, Team 7 and Voodoo were all titles based around properties that began at Wildstorm studios, which DC the business absorbed and DC the fictional universe absorbed in the last issue of Flashpoint. Team 7 had a mix of Wildstorm characters and DCU characters. The title of The Ravagers wasn't a Wildstorm property, but its cast prominently featured at least one Wildstorm character.

The only book rooted in the Wildstorm universe that remains uncanceled at this point is Stormwatch, which features characters from the Wildstorm book's The Authority and Stormwatch. It was one of the initial books launched in September of 2011 and is still standing, so that's a something of an achievement for a New 52 book, however I don't expect it to last too many more months. Jim Starlin is coming on board as its third writer (if I've counted correctly), and Starlin's recent DCU work has generated rather abysmal sales and nothing approaching satisfied, let alone good, reviews.


3.) Drastic Reboots: Is it significant that the two franchises that are doing the best since the relaunch are the Batman franchise and the Green Lantern franchise? Certainly both were popular before the New 52boot as well, but the many, many books in each franchise have managed to not only not get cancelled, but hang on to their creative teams a lot longer than many other books. These are the two franchises that, for the most part, ignored the reboot as well.

In the Batman franchise, Batgirl III Stephanie Brown disappeared and was replaced by the healed and de-aged Barbara Gordon, Commissioner Gordon's hair and mustache are red instead of white now and the Robins have all had their origins messed around with and their costumes uglied up, but, other than that, the comics weren't drastically reinvented and, for the most part, the creators seem to be be ignoring aspects of the reboot. With Green Lantern, some of the characters' origins have been tweaked but, again, for the most part the books are carrying on as if the reboot never happened—certainly pre-New 52 events like the "Sinestro Corps War", Blackest Night and "War of the Green Lanterns" all still happened and are being continually built upon.

Let's look at the books that got canceled in contrast, though. Hawk & Dove, Firestorm and Savage Hawkman were three books that featured characters who Geoff Johns wrote in year-long, biweekly series Brightest Day, following his work with them in Blackest Night and setting them each up with promising new status quos: The reboot yanked them in new, random directions.

Justice League International didn't really make any goddam sense, and was nostalgia title full of nostalgia characters, all of whom had their histories removed out from under them and were being introduced to us as if for the first time. Like the three books mentioned above, most of its cast starred in a year-long, bi-weekly series (Brightest Day: Generation Lost) setting them up in a new direction for a new title that never actually materialized.

Team 7 was apparently set in the past, and was meant to reveal important things from the past lives of various New 52 versions of characters like Deathstroke, Black Canary, Steve Trevor and Grifter as well as set up major conflicts in the New 52.

DC Universe Presents introduced rebooted versions of characters in each arc.

Ravagers included in its cast brand-new versions of long-time DC characters like Beast Boy (who was now red instead of green) and Terra.


4.) Anything Other Than Superheroes: All of the New 52 books are superhero books, but quite a few of them have attempted to mash-up superheroics with other genres of comics. And a lot of them didn't last long.

Blackhawks, Men of War and G.I. Combat were military/superhero books. Team 7 may have been, too (It's one of the few comics I just can't bring myself to even look at; I can't imagine I'll ever read any issues of this new Teen Titans series either, even out of morbid curiosity).

I, Vampire was a horror/superhero book.

Sword of Sorcery was a fantasy/superhero book.

The only mixed-genre books DC is still publishing seems to be Demon Knights, which is a sort of medieval Justice League featuring Etrigan the Demon and other magical characters from that time period, and All-Star Western, which features Jonah Hex in a lead story and a 19th century Western hero of some sort in the back-ups.

There's also Threshold, which looks like it might be a sci-fi/superhero mash-up, but it's hard to draw the line between those genres, given how much they bleed into one another.

Of those, I think Demon Knights and Threshold are unlikely to last another six-to-eight months. All-Star Western will likely last until its pried from Palmiotti and Gray's cold, dead hands.


5.) Black folks: Mister Terrific, Static Shock and Voodoo all had black leads, while Firestorm had two leads, one black and one white. Is that significant? (If it is, it sure is depressing).

The only book DC is publishing with a black lead character that hasn't been canceled yet is Batwing, which starred a minor character from the first volume of Grant Morrison's Batman Inc. Batwing has been buoyed several times by its participation in Bat-Family crossovers.

It sells extremely poorly though and has had several creative team changes. April's issue will apparently feature a new character becoming Batwing. It won't be a terrible surprise if Batwing gets canceled in the next few months.

Green Lantern Corps, like Firestorm, has two leads: One a black man, the other a white man. Sales on that are just fine.

DC seems committed to publishing comics with lead characters who resemble their readers, and the fact that Mister Terrific, for example, got his own title in The New 52 relaunch was heartening, even if it didn't last long (and even if DC isn't currently employing any black writers...kind of too bad Wallace, for example, didn't get a chance to try another book, while other writers can fail, fail and fail again and keep getting new work from DC).

Among their newly announced books are ones starring a Japanese woman and a Hispanic young man. The publisher has a ton of great black characters, although chances of launching successful books featuring some of them given other factors listed here might be a challenge (Read: The reboot). Still, I both hope and expect to see Cyborg, Steel, Black Lightning and Vixen monthlies attempted eventually (Cyborg seems particularly easy, as it could be so closely tied to the hit Justice League series—he's the only member without his own title at the moment. I think Steel is a harder sell in the rebooted continuity, as the original Steel who filled in for the dead Superman had an appeal the new version lacks, although Action Comics did seem to effectively work the Good Guy Version of Lex Luthor angle).

I suppose a fifth Green Lantern title starring John Stewart is always possible (especially if new Green Lantern Simon Baz takes over his role in Green Lantern Corps, too). I'm not sure what the legal status of the Milestone characters are, but Icon and Rocket seem easily exploitable, as would be Hardware (particularly if there isn't a Steel monthly, and another stab at a Static book, maybe one that isn't horrible). I like Hero (from Superboy and The Ravagers), Jakeem Thunder (although splitting off Earth-2 from the DCU likely makes hims unusuable in his own New 52 title) Amazing Man II (although maybe he's relegated to Earth 2 now too...?) and Skyrocket, although none of them are marquee names (Then again, neither was Voodoo, but she got a title).


Looking at that list of commonalities between the new 52 books that didn't make it is a little depressing, isn't it?

Obviously DC's shouldn't (and I honestly don't think they will) stop publishing comics with black characters in title roles.

And I imagine they will continue to attempt different genres, although at this point, they may be running out of titles and characters to try out (Space Cabblie? Warlord? Adam Strange? Gotham Central?)

They can't do a whole hell of a lot about the reboot at this point, save for de-rebooting or re-rebooting, which I do think will happen eventually, but maybe not for a few more years yet. Perhaps they will try to focus on introducing new characters and concepts, or building on characters and franchises in a way that doesn't come off as dramatic or extreme as, say, Beast Boy in The Ravagers (A smart way to go forward might be to a be a bit more elliptical about what exactly "counts" as continuity and what doesn't, ala the Green Lantern and Batman books and, to a certain extent, Wonder Woman (other than the origin of the Amazon's and Wonder Woman's parentage, the book doesn't really contradict anything that came before, it just goes off in its own direction, independent of Wonder Woman history/continuity).

Hiring Rob Liefeld won't be a problem, given the enmity that likely exists between the publisher and the artist after his dramatic bridge-burning via Twitter.

And maybe laying-off trying to make stars out of the WildStorm universe characters won't hurt. A Shazam or Orion or Plastic Man or Secret Six or Robin monthly might make more sense than a Majestic or Deathblow or Grunge or WildCATS or Zealot one in the near future.

The first two replacement books DC announced may indicate a change in direction. These include The Green Team by the writing team of Art Baltazar and Franco and artist Ig Guara, which is a revival of a concept from a 1975 1st Issue Special. That's the writing team of Tiny Titans and Superman Family Adventures (plus a few issues of the slightly more serious Billy Batson and The Magic of Shazam) teamed with the artist for The Pet Avengers. That's pretty promising (at the very least, the tone should be quite different than that of the other 51 books).

The other is some weird Gail Simone-written, Freddie Williams II-drawn book that sounds kind of vague and uninteresting, but it's complete lack of mention of any DCU characters at least suggests it may be a book cut from whole cloth, which is an interesting direction for DC. Particularly since the New 52-heralded more intense and focused period of IP farming.

DC Comics Think Piece Follow-up #1: "WTF Certified"

Those of you who regularly read the Robot 6 blog at Comic Book Resources probably already read my piece on DC Comics' "WTF Certified" promotion, in which every cover to every comic of their "New 52" line will feature a gatefold cover revealing a surprise so shocking the reader is apparently supposed to think, "What the fuck?!"

The month that DC is choosing to do this is April, so I imagine there was some degree of inspiration taken from that, even though none of April's four Wednesdays fall on the first this year (There are also a lot of Mad magazine variant covers among the April comics). When I first heard of the promotion, I was pretty surprised, to the point of being skeptical, and I wondered if maybe on April 1st they would announce the February publicity was just an April Fool's joke (that's not the way April Fool's jokes are supposed to work, but that is what IDW did last year, announcing a Mars Attacks! Broadway musical weeks in advance in issuing a "just kidding" on the first of April).

My next thought was of a particular installment of The Plain Dealer funny pages from the late '90s. I remember reading it in the basement of my college library, so it would have had to have been somewhere between 1995 and 1999.

It was an April Fool's Day, and, to celebrate, many of the more popular syndicated cartoonists traded strips for the day. I can't remember exactly who did what, but, basically, you would see Hagar the Horrible by someone other than the person who usually did Hagar the Horrible at the time, and maybe the guy who normally did Hagar did Garfield. I'm sure I saved the paper, as that's the sort of thing I would save, but it's in a box in a basement in my mother's house at the moment, so I'm not going to check.

It was really fun to read the funnies that day, and even the strip's that weren't terribly successful were terribly interesting. (UPDATE: In the comments, Anthony Strand helpfully pointed out this Wikipedia page, which is infinitely more specific and reliable than my hazy memory of the event).

I remember at the time thinking that when I grew up and ran my own comic book company, that I would do that every April—have the artists of the various books in my line switch for the month.

When I read about DC's "WTF" month, there was a half a moment where I thought it might be cool if DC did that, had the various artists—or entire creative teams—of their New 52 line switch books for a month, and produce one-off stories that departed dramatically from the ongoing storylines (and, ultimately, wouldn't get collected in the trades, but perhaps in a standalone, monster collection like those DC has done for the #1 and #0 issues of their New 52 line).

But then I realized that few creative teams have lasted all that long, and that even fewer artists have been drawing their books for long enough to establish a connection with that character and that narrative in readers' minds. And those that do tend to need some fill-ins occasionally, and/or to be having so much trouble meeting their deadlines that it would be madness to ask, say, J.H. Williams III, who is one of the artists strongly associated with his book (we all think of Batwoman as the Williams book, and not the Batwoman book, right?), to draw an issue of Green Lantern: The New Guardians just for giggles.

Added to that is the sad fact that relatively few books have artists that really have their own visual identities that are so strong one might even notice artists switching. Like, Williams drawing a book that Kenneth Rocafort or Patrick Gleason usually draws would be noticeable. But what if the guy who draws Sword of Sorcery switched with the guy who draws Catwoman...? Would you notice? I can't even remember their names without looking them up.

There are a lot of really strong artists working at DC Comics right now, but there isn't a huge variety of styles at DC Comics right now.

The other thought I had regarding a way DC could do an April Fool's month event that didn't involve the publisher alluding to the F-word on the covers of all the books they publish for readers 12 and up, books in which the word "fuck" isn't allowed by the publisher to appear in, was to import some of the crazier, zanier members of the gigantic character catalog DC is in possession of.

I can't count how many times that I was watching Batman: The Brave and the Bold and would find myself shocked—shocked!—to see Ace the Bathound appear, or B'wanna Beast, or Detective Chimp, or Plastic Man's baby, or the Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man and on and on. That show excelled at digging up DC's goofiest characters and throwing them into Batman team-ups, often as jokes to begin with, although some of them would gradually become important characters (Guys, I seriously teared up during the last B'wanna Beast episode).

What if instead of asking readers to say "WTF?!" about who was causing grievous bodily harm to The Savage Hawkman in April, instead DC had The Savage Hawkman teaming up with The Not-So Savage 'Mazing Man? And Wonder Woman with Wonder Tot? And Batman with Scooby-Doo? And the Red Lanterns with the Red Bee? And the Justice League Dark with Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew? And so on.

But then I remembered Threshold (and/or Threshold Presents: The Hunted), with its "K'rot", DC's answer to Rocket Raccoon, a reinvention of Captain Carrot by way of Bucky O'Hare/Jax, the Giant Green Star Wars Rabbit. And 52's Mr. Mind. And the Mr. Tawky Tawny of Final Crisis and or Flashpoint. And the Bat-Mite in "Batman: R.I.P." And...yeah, I don't think DC really knows how to do silly, funny, zany or goofy anymore.

And besides, part of the reason DC did the reboot was to remove all the clutter of stuff like imps and super-pets from their universe, right? As well as all the silliness, so that things like the Captai Marvel franchise could be more like the Geoff Johns/Gary Frank Shazam strip.

My final thought was how great it would be if they gave their regular creative teams the month of April off (to catch up on their deadlines), and handed all 52 books over to creators of the sort they once hired to contribute short stories to 2001's Bizarro Comics and 2005's Bizarro World (If you didn't read those, here are a few names: Kyle Baker, Tony Millionaire, Sam Henderson, Dylan Horrocks, Stephen DeStefano, Paul Pope, James Kochalka, Andi Watson, Evan Dorkin, Peter Bagge, Gilbert Hernandez...) Can you imagine how awesome a "Bizarro Month" would be?

As an added bonus, "Bizarro Month" would use a universally-understood DC Comics term, and it would use it properly (they're not really using "WTF" correctly, as it's more a term of derision than a simple exclamation of surprise). Oh, and it wouldn't allude to the F-word on all their covers.

The main stumbling blocks to doing a Biazarro Month, in which they'd publish, like, Aquaman written and drawn by James Kochalka (as is his duty as a father), Stephen DeStafano's Batman and Andi Watson's Wonder Woman or whatever would be 1.) It's probably easier to get big-name cartoonists with plenty of other, better gigs to contribute short stories than it is to get them to do 20-page comics, 2.) DC might have trouble rounding up 52-ish cartoonists like that post-Before Watchmen and 3.) A large swathe of their regular audience would likely freak the fuck out, and they may or may not all be replaced by readers with better taste for a month.

Anyway, I'm going to stop writing, close my eyes and imagine April is Bizarro Month at DC, and there are 52 done-in-one issues of comics by the greatest cartoonists hitting the stands every Wednesday that month...

...

Ah, I needed that! Did you guys read the same imaginary issue of Johnny Ryan's Suicide Squad that I did? That was amazing, wasn't it?!

Okay, where was I...?

Oh yes, the main reason I wanted to revisit DC's WTF "WTF Certified" promotion for a second time in one weekk was simply to link to two other pieces.

Tom Bondurant's "Grumpy Old Fan" column on the subject is a great read, and, as he points out, DC used to do "WTF" covers all the time—it was called the Silver Age. He has a lot of great examples, but for a long, long time DC Comics was famous for covers showing insane-looking stuff on them, the sorts of things that would cause readers to think, if not "WTF?" at least, "What in God's name is Superman doing to poor Lois and/or Jimmy this month?" or "Who is marrying who?" or "What is Batman wearing?" Or "What is up with The Flash and/or Superman's head now?" and buy the issues out of intense curiosity.

That would be another way DC could have gone—a month full of Julius Schwartz-like covers of bizarre imagery and mysterious, leading questions.

Another route would have been a month of "Imaginary Stories", which would have allowed them to really go for-it with crazy cover imagery and out-of-left field plot developments (And, again, could have given their regular artists a month off to get back on schedule drawing all of those little lines in Superman's new costume or whatever).

Finally, I would like to point your attention to this week's installment of "Comics of the Weak" at The Comics Journal, in which Abhay Khosla covers "WTF Certified" the way only Abhay Khosla can. Here's the lede:
I’m not really sure if I understand this story 100% correctly, but here’s what I know: the latest news in mainstream comics is that April will be “Fuck Fuck Oh Fuck!” month at DC Comics. It’s sort of a Mad Magazine thing where if fans fold the covers into an origami crane, a shock twist DC Comics surprise is revealed, causing fans from coast to coast to scream out “Violently Fuck My Face, DC Comics!”
Khosla asks and answers all 52 of the shocking questions attached to each of the books involved. Rest assured that if any of those questions are asked answered with those answers come April, they will indeed generate a hell of a lot of WTFs.

I'm not the only one who sees this, am I...?

Here's Canteen Kate, one of the "good girls" that famed Good Girl artist Matt Baker drew:

Here's Lady Jaye, from the original 1985-1986 G.I. Joe cartoon series:

Kate:

Lady Jaye:

Weird, huh?

Maybe Kate was Lady Jaye's mother, or aunt...?

The two characters aren't really anything at all alike except in appearance, and even then only from the waist up (Kate wore shorts and loafers all the time, rather than pants and boots, and the Hasbro toy and Marvel comics version of Lady Jaye didn't really look all that much like the cartoon version, but as someone who grew up watching G.I. Joe every day after grade school, it was really hard reading any Cartoon Kate comics and not thinking of Lady Jaye the whole time...

It makes me wonder if a character designer who worked on those cartoons was a Matt Baker fan, or if it was just born of a coincidence of more than one person liking the way an un-buttoned Marine green shirt looks on a buxom, short-haired brunette...

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Meanwhile...

I had a pretty busy week at Robot 6. I wrote a piece on the cancellation of The Savage Hawkman (which DC just made official), another on DC's totally insane "WTF Certified" promotion, a review (perhaps the most thorough review!) of Young Love: The New 52 Valentine's Day Special (which I mentioned here last night) and, because I also sometimes write about comics that have nothing to do with DC Comics, a review of Matt Baker: The Art of Glamour, a TwoMorrows book about the artist.

Oh! And I also contributed to Robot 6's What Are You Reading? column.

Elsewhere on the Internet, I have a review of Fluffy, Fluffy Cinnamoroll Vol. 5, the final volume of the series, at Good Comics For Kids.

And, finally, this isn't a review by me, but a review of me (sorta). Rob Clough reviewed my mini-comic The Mothman Comics. You can read Clough's review here, and you can order your own copy (still!) here.