Thursday, January 21, 2010

Weekly Haul: January 20th

Amazing Spider-Man #618 (Marvel Comics) This is a Marcos Martin issue, so you’re probably going to want to just go ahead and buy it.

The Avengers Vs. Atlas #1 (Marvel) The Jeff Parker-written team of quirky heroes may not be able to hold down their own title, but they sure are ubiquitous these days. In addition to their appearance in a back-up strip in this week’s Incredible Hercules, they’re also front and center here, the first issue of a four-part series in which they cross paths once again with Marvel’s A-list hero team.

Parker and Gabriel Hardman handle the creative duties, and the story is straightforward without being tediously so. The Agents are trying to put down one of the many evil operations that make up the criminal empire they’ve inherited, while some sort of weird timestream hinkiness is causing obscure Avengers adversaries to appear here and there. The Agents team-up with the New Avengers to take on one of these, but the New Avengers turn into the Old Avengers when the hinkiness touches them, leaving us with a cliffhanger ending.

Justifying the $4 price tag is an eight-page back-up story spotlighting Namora. It’s a satisfyingly complete story, particularly so given how short it is. It too is by Parker, with art by EDIW favorite Takeshi Miyazawa.

If I were to complain about any aspect of the comic, it would probably be Humberto Ramos’ pretty generic three random characters posing randomly cover, in which none of the characters really even look all that much like themselves. If this weren’t in my pull-list, meaning an employee at my local comic shop handed it to me with the rest of my comics, I don’t think I would have even noticed it on the new comics rack this week.


Batman: The Brave and the Bold #13 (DC Comics) Sholly Fisch, Robert Pope and Scott McRae turned out what was hands-down my favorite comic of the week. Our man Batman breaks his leg during an adventure with Angel and The Ape, which leaves him reluctantly nursing his injury in the Batcave, while every criminal in Gotham City seizes the opportunity to run wild.

Who can possibly stop The Joker, Catwoman, The Penguin, Deadshot, Killer Croc and Bane? Perhaps Green Arrow, Aquaman, Plastic Man and Captain Marvel, all dressed in not-very-convincing Batman costumes? (For example, GA still wears a belt with a green G-shaped belt buckle; Aquaman’s blonde beard flows from the front of his cowl, and so on).

I don’t want really want to spoil the climax here, but suffice it to say that if the two paragraphs above sound exciting to you, you’re going to love the last two pages of this.


Blackest Night: The Flash #2 (DC) You know, I think the Blackest Night event would be a ton more fun if Geoff Johns were writing all of the tie-ins. This is one of the rare ones that seems to fit in perfectly with what’s going on in the main series and Green Lantern, in terms of tone and approach. Even though much of it seems to take place far away from the main storyline in terms of relevance—that is, it’s more about what this particular group of characters is doing while the important shit’s going down in BN and GL than any of the important shit itself—it fits in perfectly organically.

That’s to be expected, given that it’s written by Geoff Johns, the event’s mastermind, but it’s worth pointing out if anyone in the reading audience has a limited budget/interest level for the event, and wants to stick with the more relevant/entertaining bits of the ever-expanding crossover event series thing.

As the cover indicates, this issue is mostly devoted to The Rogues versus The Black Lantern Rogues, which is awfully fun, as far as comically grim-and-grittied up Silver Age goofball villains trying to brutally murder one another can be.

The middle section is devoted to the now Blue Lantern-ized Barry Allen in Coast City, apparently detailing what happened between the panels of the previous issue of Blackest Night (after he got the ring, but before he posed for the two-page splash alongside the rest of the deputy New Guardians).

And hell, Johns even manages to get a pretty intriguing cliffhanger ending in at the last few panels here.

Scott Kolins is still handling the art, and it’s really great stuff. The resurrected Rogues feature some seriously boss designs, particularly the Black Lantern Top, whose horizontal stripes look better in black and white than green and gold, and whose head and arms seem to be on backwards.

Kolins also gets in some incredible speed effects, like that little swirl emanating from the lightning in The Top’s right on the cover, or Wally West’s vibrating, sliding punch on page 14.


Incredible Hercules #140 (Marvel) I would complain about the cover of this month’s issue, which prominently features both Spider-Man and Wolverine, despite the fact that neither of them make any appearance whatsoever in this issue (not even getting a one-panel cameo like USAgent), but the sound effect in the first panel on page 10 was so funny, I just couldn’t stay mad at this comic. Hercules and Amadeus’ solution to Hesphaestus’ diabolical “prisoner’s dilemma”-inspired death trap was amusingly clever as well.


Joe The Barbarian #1 (Vertigo/DC) This first issue of a new eight-part miniseries written by Grant Morrison is specially priced at just $1, and the price is right. There’s very little going on in this issue—in fact, so little that if you’ve read the solicitation for the issue you’ve pretty much read the comic book—but at least Vertigo’s not asking for more than the reading experience is worth.

Morrison introduces us to our title character, giving him a checklist of clichéd signifiers that Joe is a special adolescent, a dreamer and an outsider with talents not apparent to those around him...perhaps even including himself. Then, on page 19, he finds himself magically transported to a world where Optimus Prime, Talking Snake-Eyes and some less specific toys communicate with him.

Given the slow start, Morrison’s contributions seem negligible in this outing, and artist Sean Murphy is the real star. His work is incredible, and he’s able to infuse long, silent stretches—like a sequence in which Joe walks off the school bus, through his house and up to his bedroom—with a surprising amount of tension and drama.

I imagine it’s Morrison’s name that will get a lot of folks to pick up #1, but it’s Murphy’s work that will get most of them to pick up #2.


Power Girl #8 (DC) Hmm, are Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray pulling supervillains off my blog to use in Power Girl, or is it merely a happy coincidence that the previous issue featured a super-obscure Golden Age Wonder Woman villain I love, and this issue ends with a climactic cliffhanger reveal of my very favorite-est DC villain of all?

This is the second half of the Power Girl vs. Vartox storyline, in which the pair rather quickly dispatch with the unstoppable monsters and proceed to spend the bulk of the book on a date of sorts.

Thanks as much to Amanda Conner’s fun, highly expressive artwork and the subtle but detailed “acting” she does through her characters, this issue was incredibly funny. Even when a joke isn’t all that funny by itself, Conner can make it so with the degree of skill with which she tells it (The scene in which Vartox shows off his formal dinner wear for example, or the one where he accidentally burns down his head-ships kitchen, likely wouldn’t have worked out nearly as well if almost anyone other than Conner were drawing them).

I wasn’t planning on sticking around after this issue, but I guess I’ll try at least one more if You Know Who’s going to be in it (Although I’m not terribly fond of Conner’s redesign for him; I wouldn’t have even known he was who he is if the next issue blurb didn’t include his name).


Rasl #6 (Cartoon Books) It’s been so long since I read #5 that I don’t remember precisely what’s going on in this series, but I always enjoy each issue on its own terms. This one spends most of its time on the story of Nikolai Tesla, as drawn by Jeff Smith. Given that the story takes place in different dimensions, it was especially fun reading, as I wasn’t always sure which facts about Tesla were true in our dimension, which bits of information were divergences for the sake of the story and how far they might have diverged.

As long as this is published at its current pace, I’m probably going to be complete crap at reviewing it, but I’ll hopefully be better able to do so once it’s finished and I can re-read it all at once. In the meantime, I’m happy to buy whatever Smith feels inclined to write, draw and publish.


Starman #81 (DC) Have you read one Blackest Night tie-in? You have? Well congratulations, you’ve read them all. This one-issue revival of the dead/canceled Starman series has the formula down pat: Quick re-cap of a dead character’s history presented as a download of information to a Black Lantern ring, a dead character returns to wreak havoc and attempt to kill and/or just annoy the book’s hero, the book’s hero fairly easily destroys the Black Lantern.

This issue may be of greater interest than some of the other revivals, as it’s to a critically-acclaimed and fan-favorite series, and it’s written by that series’ original writer, James Robinson.

The Starman isn’t either of the ones Robinson spent the most attention on during his 80-issue run, but on David Knight, Jack’s older brother. He comes back as a Black Lantern, and it’s up to the few remaining heroes in Opal City to stop him—The Shade and the O’Dare family.

It’s among the best writing Robinson’s done for DC in the past few years, although I suppose that may sound a bit like feint praise, given the relative quality of so much of his work for DC in these past few years.

It might have been fun if DC could have reunited Robinson with artist Peter Snejbjerg for this issue, but the team of Fernando Dagnino and Bill Sienkiewicz do a fine job, Sienkiewicz’s finishes given many of the images an appropriately nervous energy. And hey, they did get Tony Harris back for the cover, so that’s cool.


Tiny Titans #24 (DC) The Ant’s uncle, Uncle Ant, has one of the weirdest and most specific superpowers I’ve ever heard of.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

DC's April previews reviewed

Damn you DC Comics! You usually release your solicits on Mondays, which is an entirely different day than Tuesdays, when Marvel releases theirs. But because you guys got the day off for MLK Day, I have* to do two of these damn things in the same night?

Well, here are the full solicits; I've already talked a bit about some of the bigger announcements as they were teased last week, so scroll down to previous posts if you want to hear me gas on about Brightest Day and the like.

Beyond the previously announced stuff, what I found most exciting was that REBELs, Magog, The Web and The Shield all remain uncanceled. That means that somehow these books somehow outlasted Marvel's SWORD and Dr. Voodoo. Is there something in that? Is Marvel more aggressive in canceling books that aren't selling? Does DC have more fans who will buy their poor-selling titles than Marvel does? I don't know.

Anyway, here's some stuff that grabbed me for good or ill this time around...



BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM — MADNESS HC
Advance-solicited • On sale June 23 • 112 pg, FC, $19.99 US
Written by SAM KIETH • Art and cover by SAM KIETH
An original Batman graphic novel set in Arkham Asylum from Sam Kieth, creator of THE MAXX! It is the most feared house in all of Gotham City. It contains the worst that the city has to offer. It is the place The Dark Knight’s most dangerous and psychotic foes call home. Writer/artist Sam Kieth, creator of THE MAXX and artist of the acclaimed miniseries LOBO: HIGHWAY TO HELL, invites you to spend 24 hours in Arkham Asylum – the most unsettling house in the DC Universe.


Well lookee here. Not only has Sam Kieth been writing and drawing an entire Batman Classified arc all by himself (the concluding issue of which will also ship in April), but he also found time to do a whole 112-page graphic novel all by himself. I'm


BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #16
On sale APRIL 28 • 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US
Written by LANDRY WALKER • Art and cover by ERIC JONES
It’s our egg-splosive Easter egg-stravaganza! When the evil Egghead teams up with the eerie Egg-Fu, it’s up to Batman and Wonder Woman to put a stop to their eggs-tracurricular plans before the world is egg-stinct! And that’s no yolk!


An Egghead/Egg-Fu team up? Landry Walker and Eric Jones are the best, aren't they?

By the way, has Egghead appeared in any comics before, or is this his debut in the medium?


BLACKEST NIGHT DIRECTORS CUT
On sale APRIL 7 • 80 pg, FC, $5.99 US
Featuring contributions from GEOFF JOHNS, IVAN REIS, DOUG MAHNKE, JOE PRADO, PETER J. TOMASI, PATRICK GLEASON & others
Cover by IVAN REIS
Prepare for the ultimate behind-the-scenes experience from the event of the century! With the creative minds behind BLACKEST NIGHT as your tour guides, you’ll marvel at hidden Easter eggs and meanings throughout the series in our director’s commentary section. Discover shocking scenes that were left on the cutting room floor including actual script pages that were never drawn. Be astonished at incredible never-before-seen designs from the best-selling event! Plus, many more exclusives that you’ll witness within this mammoth special including an early look into BRIGHTEST DAY!


Oh Jesus. Why must DC steal only the dumbest things from Marvel, like randomly renumbering comics for no reason, and insist on calling comic books "directors cuts," even though there are no directors involved, and they're never actually "cut" differently. At Marvel, it usually just means "the same thing with some bonus features," whereas this doesn't seem like it reprints anything at all, but simply includes a whole bunch of background material...?

At 80 pages, it's going to be hefty, and I wouldn't mind seeing that material in the back of a trade collection of Blackest Night, but I can't imagine paying six bucks for the privilege.


BRAVE AND THE BOLD #33
On sale APRIL 21 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
Written by J. MICHAEL STRACZYNSKI
Art by CLIFF CHIANG
Cover by JESUS SAIZ
Oh yes, it’s ladies’ night! Batgirl, Wonder Woman and Zatanna enjoy a nice, peaceful evening on the town that absolutely won’t be interrupted by any kind of superheroic hijinks whatsoever... and if you believe that, there’s a giant bronze globe in Metropolis we’d like to sell you!


I’ve become pretty disenchanted with JMS and Saiz’s Brave and the Bold work so far—I don’t think I’ve even going to bother with this week’s Atom/Joker team-up, as intriguing as that pairing is—but I don’t think I’ll be able to resist an all-superheroine issue drawn by the extraordinary Cliff Chiang.

Saiz’s cover looks light in tone, so hopefully this will be more fun than JMS’ rather dour, melodramatic work on the title so far.



Hey, how come superheroines' costumes are always getting smaller and smaller as time goes on, but Doc Savage's 2009 costume covers more of his body than the one he's hardly-wearing on this old-school cover of a trade colleciton of his old-school adventures? Sexism, that's how come.


Is this racist...? And if not, why do I feel so uncomfortable when I look at it?


Er, Looker's body looks really, really long in this image, right? It's not just me, is it?


THE SPIRIT #1
On sale APRIL 21 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US
Written by MARK SCHULTZ • Co-feature written by Dennis O’Neil • Art by MORITAT
Co-feature art by Bill Sienkiewicz • Cover by LADR÷NN • 1:10 variant cover by MARK SCHULTZ
The Spirit returns in an all-new ongoing series! Central City destroys everyone who lives within its borders...so it’s a good thing The Spirit already died once! International crime syndicate The Golden Tree wants to help Central City’s Octopus consolidate control over the underworld and the Spirit is the kind of mess the Golden Tree was created to clean up. They’ve offered the Octopus the services of one of their finest assassins to take his breath away for good – and the sight of this killer would get anyone’s heart pounding! This issue also features the debut of the eight-page THE SPIRIT: BLACK & WHITE co-feature, showcasing the industry’s finest talent. And who better to kick things off than DENNIS O’NEIL and BILL SIENKIEWICZ?
Retailers please note: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the Previews Order Form for more information.


I would not want to be someone trying to follow Darwyn Cooke on a new Spirit ongoing, but Mark Schultz should do just fine. I'm curious about this title and seeing how the Spirit works in a DC Universe, even if it's not the DC Universe, but it will really have to knock my socks off to stay on my pull-list long.


THE WARLORD #13
On sale APRIL 7 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
Written by MIKE GRELL • Art by CHAD HARDIN
Cover by MIKE GRELL
A new dawn in Skartaris? They say the sun never sets at the center of the world, but Travis Morgan has gone over the horizon nonetheless, leaving the helm of the Warlord in very new –very different – hands! Is it the beginning of Shamballah’s new golden age? Or is this the day when it all starts to fall apart?


A new Warlord...? Weird. I didn't think it was really a title or codename or costume to be passed around the way "Flash" or "Green Lantern" or "Queen of England" is. I see the new Warlord got Morgan's hat and shoulder pad, but not the former Warlord's loincloth. That's good; I don't think loincloths are the sort of thing one wants to inherit from someone.



*Well, I "have" to in as much as I "have" to do anything on this completely voluntary hobby/obsession thing I've got going here.

Marvel's April previews reviewed

Marvel released their previews for books shipping in April earlier this afternoon, and there's some pretty exciting stuff planned for the cruelest month. Well, perhaps it's only "exciting" if you define excitement the same way I do, as something that produces a strong emotional reaction, even if that strong emotional reaction is simply shaking your head sadly in a mixture of disbelief and despondence.

Let's start with the most exciting part...

FALLEN
CLASSIFIED!!!!!
32 PGS./One-Shot/Rated T+ ...$3.99
*Note: not final title

SIEGE LOKI
CLASSIFIED!!!!!
32 PGS./One-Shot/$2.99
*Note: not final title

SIEGE SPIDERMAN
CLASSIFIED!!!!!
32 PGS./One-Shot/$2.99
*Note: not final title

SIEGE CAPTAIN AMERICA
CLASSIFIED!!!!!
32 PGS./One-Shot/$2.99
*Note: not final title

SIEGE YOUNG AVENGERS
CLASSIFIED!!!!!
32 PGS./One-Shot/$2.99
*Note: not final title

SIEGE SECRET WARRIORS
CLASSIFIED!!!!!
32 PGS./One-Shot/$2.99
*Note: not final title


Ha ha ha! Good luck with your ordering there, retailers! These books are so CLASSIFIED with-five-exclamation-points that not only can Marvel not tell you anything about them (not even vague, non-information like "Spider-Man's life will be changed forever in the wake of the year's most awesome event!" or what not), not only can they not tell you who is writing and/or drawing them, they can't even tell you the title. That is awesome.

I guess they at least let us know what characters are in each book—except for the book not actually entitled Fallen—so I guess retailers would have to decide whether to order something like the book not actually entitled Siege Captain America at the same levels they order Captain America or Siege or...something...?

Man, being a retailer does not seem like an easy job...


H.O.H. #1 & #2
Written by JEFF PARKER
Pencils & Covers by HUMBERTO RAMOS
Issue #1 & 2 Variant Cover by ED MCGUINNESS
SOLICIT & FINAL TITLE CLASSIFIED UNTIL THE FINAL PANEL OF THE FALL OF THE HULKS IS REVEALED.
40 PGS.(each)/Rated T+ ...$3.99 (each)


Here's another weird partial solicitation, but at least they give the creators involved. As for the final title, I'm going to guess House of Hulks...


AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE #35
Written by CHRISTOS N. GAGE
Penciled by JORGE MOLINA
Cover by DAVID YARDIN
SIEGE BLOCKBUSTER TIE-IN!!
This is it: the series finale – and the end of the Initiative as we know it! Learn the fate of your favorite heroes, villains... and those who aren't quite sure what they are, but who are going to have to decide in a hurry! Who will taste sweet victory? Who will know the agony of defeat? For some this is an end -- for others, a new beginning (which you'll be reading about very soon)! Camp H.A.M.M.E.R. is falling...and The Heroic Age is dawning!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$2.99


So, did they ever say what HAMMER was an acronym for…?


CAPTAIN AMERICA #605
Written by ED BRUBAKER
Penciled by LUKE ROSS
Cover by GERALD PAREL
Iron Man By Design Variant Cover by TBA
NOMAD backup by SEAN MCKEEVER & DAVID BALDEON
The dramatic conclusion of "Two Americas" by acclaimed Cap scribe Ed Brubaker and Luke Ross. The final battle between two Captain Americas will leave each changed...and a new secret enemy will be revealed.
40 PGS./Rated T+ ...$3.99


Based on the title of the story arc, I assume the new secret enemy will be John Edwards. (Did I use that joke last month? Better check before I press “publish”…)



I sure like Denys Cowan’s art. Here’s another $4-an-issue miniseries to stick on my Maybe Check Out The Trade Someday list.


How come Black Panther is the only chess piece on the cover of Doomwar that doesn’t appear to be sculpted as if she were going to the bathroom?


DEADPOOL TEAM-UP #894
Written by IVAN BRANDON
Penciled by SANFORD GREENE
Cover by HUMERTO RAMOS
IRON MAN BY DESIGN VARIANT by TBA
A DAME TO GET KILLED FOR. When a widow hires Deadpool to avenge her husband and kill The Punisher, Wade Wilson follows a trail that leads him under the city of NY and headfirst into an army of monsters lead by the animated remains of his prey. What he finds is that FrankenCastle is already dead... but that doesn't make him any less deadly.
32 PGS./Parental Advisory …$2.99


I think killing Frank Castle and turning him into a Frankenstein’s monster is the best idea anyone’s had about what to do with the Punisher since it occurred to someone to ask Garth Ennis to write the character. I’ve been waited with bated breath for the trade collection of the “FrankenCastle” arc of the Punisher comic, but suppose I’ll have to get this. I really dig Sanford Greene’s art too, which pushes me off the fence I’d likely be on regarding whether or not to pick this up.


FIRESTAR #1
Written by SEAN MCKEEVER
Penciled by EMMA RIOS
Cover by STEPHANIE HANS
Angelica Jones has been many things in her life. Daughter. Friend. FiancÈe. Mutant. Hellion. New Warrior. Avenger. And, most recently, cancer survivor. Granted a second chance at life, Angelica has only one question for herself: What do I do with it?
32 PGS./One-Shot/Rated T+ ...$3.99


Well, I like writer Sean McKeever. I’m crazy about artist Emma Rios’ work. This definitely seems like a book I’ll pick up when—what’s that? $4?! Fire a Firestar book? Forget it; I’ll just wait for the trade on—huh? A one-shot? So there will be no trade…?

I don’t get it. Why does this comic exist, and who are they trying to sell it to? (Or was this previously published online as a digital comic? Because Marvel has published $4 one-shots that were originally online-only books in the past, like MODOK Reign Delay).



Jill Thompson covers Girl Comics #2!


IRON MAN NOIR #1 (of 4)
Written by SCOTT SNYDER
Penciled by MANUEL GARCIA
Cover by MIKE FYLES
Finally, IRON MAN enters the world of MARVEL NOIR, with an action-packed pulp reimagining like you’ve never seen before!
In 1938, Tony Stark is a daring adventurer, traveling the world in search of its mythological treasures and trying to forget the responsibilities of an iron magnate. From the Fountain of Youth to the hanging Gardens of Babylon, Tony has conquered them all...but only his closest confidants know it’s all one last-ditch effort to cure the disease that slowly killing him. But someone has been selling out Stark Industry secrets to Count Nefaria and his Nazi sympathizers, and it’s only a matter of time before they catch up with Tony on his latest quest!
32 PGS./Parental Advisory ...$3.99


Yeah, at this point I’m pretty much convinced that Marvel’s not using the word “noir” right at all…


MARVEL HER-OES #1
Written by GRACE RANDOLPH
Pencils & Cover by CRAIG ROUSSEAU
High school equals: bad cafeteria food, bullies, gym class and...people with secret super powers? As if!! Janet Van Dyne’s no stranger to the pitfalls of teenage living, but it’s about to get a whole lot trickier now that she has powers of her own. It’s hard keeping a secret like that in high school, especially when it would be so easy to send some blasts in the direction of her nemesis and popular ice queen, Namora. Maybe Janet would get a break then. Too bad she’s stuck pretending she’s normal. Too bad she’s in this all alone... or is she? Jenny Walters has some anger issues herself, causing her to Hulk out! Turns out the school theatre isn’t the only place you’ll find some drama this year!!
32 PGS/Rated A...$2.99


“Her-oes?” Because they’re female heroes? Ugh. Maybe Marvel Divas and Girl Comics weren't such terrible names after all…

That said, this does look and sound pretty fun, and I like the work of both of the creators. (Not a fan of teen Shulkie’s outfit there though).


MARVEL ZOMBIES 5 #1 & #2 (of 5)
Written by FRED VAN LENTE
Penciled by KANO
Cover by RAFA GARRES
Issue #2 Spoiler Variant by TBA
MACHINE MAN IS BACK! Zombies of the multiverse, watch your rotting backs! To obtain a cure for the zombie virus for Morbius the Living Vampire, Aaron Stack, Agent of ARMOR, must traverse alternate realities hunting down the plague in all its myriad forms...with a most unusual (but somehow oddly appropriate) partner! First up: in the Alterniverse known as "The Territory," the Old West never died. But when the greatest gunslingers of Marveldom -- Two-Gun Kid, Phantom Rider, Kid Colt, and many others -- rise from their graves in Boot Hill, the stage is set for a High Noon showdown with flesh-eating outlaws the likes of which you've never seen! Saddle up and ride into the tale we had to call "THE DEAD AND THE QUICK!"
32 PGS. (each)/Parental Advisory ...$3.99 (each)


I just read writer Fred Van Lente’s Marvel Zombies #3, in which Nextwave-style Machine Man goes to the zombie dimension and Zombie Deadpool and Zombie Morbius, The Living Vampire launch an invasion on the Nexus of All Realities, encountering an Avengers team made-up of Man Thing supporting characters and it was exactly as awesome all that sounded.

I’ll be looking forward to the trade collection of the fifth volume therefore, although it looks like FVL will have a different artistic partner, which is a bit of a bummer. On the plus side, I don’t see any mention of Greg Land covers this time around.


MILLAR & MCNIVEN’S NEMESIS #2
Written by MARK MILLAR
Pencils & Cover by STEVE MCNIVEN
The most talked about new series of 2010 rages on! Nemesis’s tour of terror hits Washington D.C. and hits it hard. That doesn’t bode well for the citizens of the nation’s capital or the man in the house on Pennsylvania Ave. Luckily, the Chief of Police has an idea on how to stop the super-villain-- but can you stop a one man hurricane of violence and mayhem? All this, thanks to the creative team that brought you CIVIL WAR- Mark Millar and Steve McNiven.
32 PGS./Mature Content ...$2.99


The most talked about new series of 2010? This is pretty much the first time I’ve heard anything about it, beyond items about Millar wishing out loud who will direct the film version popping up in my Google News feeds.


NEW AVENGERS #64
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Pencils by TIM GREEN II
Cover by STUART IMMONEN
SIEGE BLOCKBUSTER TIE-IN!!
The staggering conclusion to the SIEGE arc delves into the Hood's secret relationship with Norman Osborn and how it will affect the stunning outcome.
Plus the fate of the one they call Mockingbird! What you don't see in SIEGE, you will see here!!
32 PGS./Rated A …$3.99


OMG! “Secret relationship?” Osborn and the Hood are totally dating!


NEW AVENGERS: LUKE CAGE #1 (of 3)
Written by JOHN ARCUDI
Pencils & Cover by ERIC CANETE
When an old friend from Luke Cage’s past is put in the hospital by a vicious attack, Cage leaves his New York City, Avengers Assemblin’ adventure-filled life for the cold, harsh and mean streets of North Philadelphia. But what's brought HAMMERHEAD to town as well? JOHN ARCUDI (Wednesday Comics) and ERIC CANETE (AMAZING SPIDER-MAN) team up to bring you this hard hitting, two-fisted look at the seedier sides of the Marvel U as the original Hero for Hire gets back to work in NEW AVENGERS LUKE CAGE!
32 PGS./Rated T+...$3.99


Here’s another one I’d be all about for $3 a pop, but will hold off on at the $4-for-22-pages price point. It’s only three issues too, which seems too short for a trade collection. Marvel recently published a Dark Reign-related trade collecting three three-issue miniseries, so perhaps that’s the final fate of this series, filling up the first third of a 198-page trade collecting three three-issue New Avengers miniseries.

So again here’s a comic I’d kind of like to buy and read, but will likely never do so due to Marvel’s marriage to that punishingly high price point.


SPIDER-MAN: FEVER #1 (of 3)
Written by BRENDAN MCCARTHY
Pencils & Cover by BRENDAN MCCARTHY
One of comics' most innovative and original voices, Brendan McCarthy, brings SPIDER-MAN: FEVER—a truly unique and surreal story evoking the classic Silver-Age psychedelia of Steve Ditko's Dr Strange. In FEVER, Spider-Man is abducted by a depraved tribe of spider-demons to a bizarre dimension, where he is to be eaten alive. Dr. Strange goes on a perilous occult quest to rescue his friend -- and tangles with some very peculiar characters along the way...
32 PGS./Parental Advisory ...$3.99


And another one for the Wait For The Trade list...


THOR AND THE WARRIORS FOUR #1 (of 4)
Written by ALEX ZALBEN
Pencils & Cover by GURIHIRU
It all starts here! Power Pack’s biggest adventure ever begins, as they desperately search for the only person who can save the life of their grandmother – THE MIGHTY THOR! But first, they’re going to need to get to Asgard, and that means joining forces with Frog Thor...And THE PET AVENGERS! An epic tale that starts with a book of myths and ends with the destruction of the entire world, this is a journey into mystery that will leave Power Pack changed – forever!
32 PGS./All Ages ...$2.99


Gurihiru draws a hell of a Thor. The title’s cute too, but I’m surprised it doesn’t have a “Power Pack:” in front of it.


ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS 2 #1
Written by MARK MILLAR
Pencils & Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
Villain Variant by MARC SILVESTRI
Foilogram Variant by LEINIL FRANCIS YU
Some jobs are just too dirty for the Ultimates. For these, Nick Fury must gather the Avengers, a black ops team willing to do the missions that others won’t. What role will an infamous mass killer play in Fury’s plans? Find out here, as the Punisher returns to the Ultimate Universe! The blockbuster team of MARK MILLAR (ULTIMATES) and LEINIL FRANCIS YU (SECRET INVASION) presents the explosive beginning to ULTIMATE COMICS AVENGERS: CRIME AND PUNISHMENT.
32 PGS./Parental Advisory ...$3.99


You read right—Foliogram Variant. From Marvel, the publisher that is "in the business of selling content rather than Cracker Jack prizes."


ULTIMATE COMICS SPIDER-MAN #9
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Pencils & Cover by DAVID LAFUENTE
It's the return of Spider-Woman! And guess who she totally makes out with in this issue! What?? Yeah, you heard me!! Wanna see a Spider-Man story you have never ever ever ever seen before? We promise you, it’s right here!! All this and Kitty's Pryde's world comes crashing down around her as the U.S. government comes to Midtown High to collect her.
32 PGS./Rated T+ ...$3.99



Oh man, I hope she makes out with Spider-Man, whom she's cloned from. Any teenager would make out with an opposite-sex clone of themselves right?

Monday, January 18, 2010

MLK Day "Special"

Holidays, like any major or potentially historical news events, are usually good times to check in on political cartoonists, as they usually occasion a certain uniformity in subject matter. For example, today was Martin Luther King Jr. Day, so naturally a large swathe of our nation's top political cartoonist drew something on the subject of MLK, giving us the opportunity to see how different cartoonists interpret things differently (and how they differ in style and approach).

A lot of today's cartoons were not very good, although I suppose I could cut the drawing table jockeys some slack: Martin Luther King isn't exactly a side-splitting subject.

Let's turn to Daryl Cagle's invaluable Political Cartoon Index and see if we can't find some depressing and/or horrifying examples of political cartoons (ignoring completely the class of cartoons that simply show portraits of King or uses of his words to serve as simple "Hey, it's Martin Luther King Day!" illustrations instead of providing any additional commentary.)

Did you know that the Martin Luther King's initials are MLK? And that's practically the word milk?
Henry Payne of Detroit's Michigan News does! Here he's appropriated the long-lived "got milk?" ad campaign, misspelled it and attached it to King's massive stomach. (I much prefer the version on Payne's blog, which attaches the slogan to a place one's more likely to see advertising slogans, and I like the way he draws men in profile).

Is there a way to make the "got mlk?" joke, but be a lot grosser? There sure is, and Joe Heller of the Green Bay Press-Gazette has found it!
Martin Luther King believed so strongly in equal rights for all that he meticulously shaved his mustache to read "EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL," thus constantly advocating for just that any time anyone glanced at the lower half of his face.

Or wait, is his EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL-stache supposed to be like the famous milk mustaches of the "got milk?" ads, formed by the drinking of milk in a sloppy, child-like manner? Did King just drink a cup of black milk, which somehow stained his face with...You know what? Let's just move on. I don't really want to look at King's mustache any longer, whether it's his special day or not.

Aaaauuuggghhh! What...what's going on here?! What is Gordon Campbell trying to tell us? That King has now been dead so long that his tombstone has taken on the characteristics of the man buried beneath it? Is that why it's developed King's face and mustache? Can...can it talk...?

Wait, here's some more horror:
This image comes courtesy of Mike Luckovich of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution (a cartoonist who has one of my favorite lines). It depicts the tiny, glowing ghost of the still-living President Barack Obama haunting the birthday cake of the long-dead Martin Luther King for...for some reason.

Happy MLK Day, I guess.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Review: Luna Park

It must be demoralizing to be a wannabe comics writer these days. Well, not if you just want to write comics for the sake of writing comics, because the Internet, print-on-demand publishing and other technical innovations have made doing that easier than ever before.

But if you want to make a living as a writer of comic books? Like, say, series or original graphic novels for major publishers, like DC Comics’ Vertigo imprint?

Then it’s gotta be demoralizing to know that even though the graphic novel is a “hot” format in the publishing industry at the moment, and there’s a bigger and wider market for comics work since God knows when, many of the new writers getting their work published are successful writers (or musicians or actors or whatever) who bring with them built-in name recognition.

I wonder, is it easier to go to the trouble of becoming a successful crime novelist just to get your foot in Vertigo’s door than it would be to just become a graphic novelist?

Kevin Baker is one of the many (many, many, many) successful prose writers to make the jump to graphic novels. Bakre is responsible for four books (none of which I’ve read), including 2006’s Dreamland, set in part in turn-of-the-century Coney Island.

His comics debut, Luna Park (Vertigo/DC) apparently made good use of the research Baker put in to that book, as it too is set mostly in Coney Island and its surrounding environs. It’s Coney Island as it is in 2009 though—with some flashbacks to its glory days—but that place is one of the book’s main characters, given the most attention and fullest development (The other main character is Russia, which the human characters who are nominally the protagonists of the story come from).

The title comes from one of the amusement parks on Coney Island, part of the turf Alik works for his two-bit gangster boss. Alik is a former Russian soldier who served in Chechnya, and left it and the war under tragic circumstances. Now he lives in New York, beating people up and collecting money for his boss while waiting for his boss’ more powerful rival to crush them and someone to buy up all of Coney Island.

His only pleasures are heroin, poetry and the company of his mysterious-even-to-him girlfriend. Baker’s narrative is quite sprawling, beginning in New York in 2009, where it seems a fairly typical Russian-flavored crime story, but it flashes back to Alik’s experiences in the war, his girlfriend’s experiences in Russia, and, as the story goes on, more and more times past, with greater frequency and greater distances backward.

We see Alik’s father’s experiences in the war and his grandfather’s and his great grandfather’s. We see Alik’s dreams…or are they past lives? We see his future life. We see stories and legends and poems that, because comics are a visual medium, are shown just as clearly and with just as much weight as any of the flashbacks or the current narrative that’s happening for “real.”

As that no doubt implies, for all the gritty realism and historical research that went into Luna Park, there are a few flights into the fantastic that attempt to transform the work into something bigger, deeper and more ambitious than the crime melodrama it starts as.

I’m not entirely sure how successful it is. Baker’s climax and conclusion are equivocal enough that the results are hard to discern, let alone appraise. I’m not sure I want to hold even that against the story though—it’s conclusion is certainly surprising and exciting, whether or not its good in the traditional sense.

Because this is Baker’s first comics work, it’s worth noting that it comes across as rather accomplished. It’s certainly novelistic in some key ways, particularly in the amount of story told by the third-person narrator, but enough storytelling is left to the artwork that it never seems entirely like a prose novel jammed into panels.

Plenty of credit for that no doubt goes to Baker’s collaborator, artist Danijel Zezelj, an experienced hand when it comes to comics creation. Zezelj has a fairly unique style that is both highly representational and highly evocative at the same time. His buildings and people look as real as the ones you might see walking down the street, but he’s able to capture that reality in a more organic way than a lot of his peers who over-rely on photos and filters in their digitally created art, and to carefully choose the moments of story he freezes in each panel so that the actors always seem authentic instead of awkward.

The coloring, by Dave Stewart, is dark, perhaps it’s not going too far to call it murky, and the palette is depressingly limited to grays, blacks and browns, the occasional flash of red for blood or white or green for sky used conservatively.

Given the dreary subject matter, I suppose it’s appropriate, but given Vertigo’s tendency toward a rainbow of browns in the bulk of their books (historically as well as currently), it’s not a terribly inviting book to pick up. It looks quite typical of modern crime comics and quite typical of the stereotype of Vertigo comics.

It’s not, not really.

And that must make it even more depressing to be a wannabe comics writer. Some of these guys seemingly trading on their names and success in other media in order to write some comics? Some of them turn out to be pretty good at it, and thus are probably going to be welcome to stick around and do as much work as they’d like.


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Oh, and I couldn’t find a place to stick this in the review, but I thought I would note that I think the original graphic novel is the ideal format for a prose writer making their comics debut. There’s an art to properly, suspensefully, satisfyingly pacing a serial comic book, in which each 22-pages has its own beginning, middle and end—even if that end is simply a cliffhanger filling a reader with a sense of urgency about the next issue—and its an art that a lot of people who grew up reading and now make their living writing comic books have a great deal of trouble mastering (Not to pick on Brian Michael Bendis, but I think he’s successful enough that I won’t wound him—that guy’s written literally thousands of pages of serial comics, and is one of the direct market’s favorite writers, and he is terrible at pacing comics stories over the course of multiple issues).

So doing an original graphic novel like Luna Park instead of attempting a serial miniseries or, worse, jumping into an ongoing superhero title, seems like a nice, simplified way for a prose writer or other comics-outsider to ease into the medium.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Quick question for the game-players in the audience

Well, it's been a full two days since I mentioned any PR announcements from either of the Big Two super-comics publishers, so I guess I'm due for another post on the subject, huh? This one's another one from DC, who have been announcing things like crazy all week.

Yesterday their Source blog pointed to another of the pre-arranged exclusive interviews on one of their announcements, this one on the subject of a fifth weekly series, following 52 (hooray!), Countdown (Gah!), Trinity (not bad, not bad) and Wednesday Comics (hooray!).

Strangely, this weekly is in addition to the two 26-part bi-weekly series already announced, Brightest Day and Justice League: Lost Generation.

It's going to be called DC Universe: Legends, and it's going to be based on DC Universe Online, a "massively multiplayer online action-RPG," which I know, um, next to nothing about. So basically it's a weekly series based on DC super-characters, but ones distinct somehow from the DCU versions.

Distinct how? I don't know. The IGN.com interview with Executive Editor Dan DiDio was definitely geared towards people who already knew what DC Universe Online is, exactly.

I don't know whether it will be any good or not—I'm excited in general about DC weekly series, but it will depend as always on who exactly is making it, I suppose. The only creators involved that have been announced so far are writers Dan Jurgens and Tony Bedard, the former of whom did back-ups for 52 and the latter of whom was one of the writers involved with Countdown.

In the IGN interview, DiDio mentioned that Marv Wolfman would be involved at some point, and I guess Jim Lee did initial designs for the characters in the game/community/whatever-it-is.

Anyway, here's my question. What's the difference between the DCU of the comics and the universe/continuity of DC Universe Online. Like, how different are the two, and in what ways? (From what I've seen so far, it seem mostly a matter of costuming and freedom from the month-to-month goings-on of the comics line, like Cassandra Cain being Batgirl instead of Stephanie Brown, Superman being on Earth, Batman not being dead, etc).

Are the two close enough that one will probably be able to read the comic without playing/knowing anything at all about the game? Will one want to be able to read the comic in that case?

If anyone's knowledgeable of DC Universe Online and wants to weigh in, please do!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Review: Moyasimon: Tales of Agriculture Vol. 1

Tadayasu Sawaki has just started college in the agricultural school of a Tokyo university with his best friend Kei Yuki. Sawaki is not like the other students though, or any one else for that matter. He has a special power: He can see microbes with his naked eye.

That’s the basic premise of Masayuki Ishikawa’s Moyasimon: Tales of Agriculture Vol. 1 (Del Rey). It’s a college comedy about microbiology and, specifically, the way various germs and bacteria relate to human beings, and what they are used for in food production. In other words, it’s educational. But it’s also entertaining, perhaps more the latter than the former, as I didn’t manage to retain very much new knowledge while reading (This, of course, could have more to do with my complete lack of interest in the subject matter and/or the fact that all of my memory storage has been filled with facts about Batman and can’t accommodate new ideas than it does with the quality of Ishikawa’s lessons in how yogurt works with the intestines, how alcohol is brewed or how a variety of disgusting delicacies are created.

(And man, there are some disgusting delicacies in here, like kiviak, which is prepared by burying a dead seal for a long period of time, digging it up and cutting open it’s stomach, removing one of the dead seabirds contained within, and then you “simply rip the bird’s tail feathers out… and the goopy insides can be sucked directly from the anus.” Is kiviak really real…? Oh God it is!)

The young students hook up with two pairs of older, smarter members of the university community, each of which seeks to exploit Sawaki’s ability for their own purposes.

First he meets Keizo Itsuki, an elderly professor at the school with plans to stave off the end of the world by manipulating microbes (“If we can rule the world of the microorganisms, we might as well have gained control over the entire universe, aside from time! I mean to build a second earth, forming the cornerstone of ever greater prosperity for mankind”), and Haruka Hasegawa, the professor’s mean grad student assistant with interesting footwear.

Then they encounter Kaoru Misato and Takuma Kawahama, a pair of broke, slovenly sophomores seeking a means to get rich quick (When we first met them, they are trying to create a vat of bootleg sake, but so many hiochi bacteria got in the mixture that it destroyed it).

Ishikawa allows us as readers to see the microbes in the same way that Sawaki does, and they don’t look like they do though a microscope.

Here’s a group shot of some of them that appear in this issue, from the title page:

Why do they look like that? I don’t know, but they sure are a lot cuter that way. Early in the volume, when Hasegawa is skeptically testing Sawaka’s ability, she holds up a blown-up photograph of koji mold taken through a microscope and asks if it’s what he sees; he replies by drawing a big-headed, simplified character with eyes and a mouth.

In addition to being able to see them, he can also communicate with them, touch them with his fingers and, it’s hinted at, help others to see them.

Here he is in the sophomore’s germ-filled dorm room, isolating a type of Penicillium:

And, after suffering from stomach difficulties later in the book, here he is being cajoled into eating yogurt by L. yogurti and B. bifidum:

Ishikawa’s designs for the various germs are all so minimal that they’re given a cute, happy appearance, even when they’re really nasty bugs.

Here are two panels from a sequence in which Sawaki discovers e coli in the picnic lunch prepared for the students on orientation day:


Obviously the rather unusual subject matter makes Moyasimon a manga that may not be for everyone, but I found the various human characters and their various conflicts rather engaging, and the germs are great fun whether, they’re interacting with Sawaki, or talking directly to the reader to summarizing earlier installments and the way they work, or simply going about their business while Sawaki or the professor explains something.

It’s educational and it’s entertaining, but it’s not edutainment—in fact, it’s kind of hard to tell where the greater emphasis lies and what Ishikawa’s goal in creating this story is.

Not that it’s too terribly important; of course. It’s a fun read, and that’s good enough for me.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Please help me better understand this Christmas present.


I'm afraid I don't recognize all the mighty Marvel characters on the front of this t-shirt I received for Christmas this year, and I just know the characters I don't recognize are going to be the ones people are always asking about.

So I turn to you, Internet.

Who are the green dude in the upper left corner, white dude with a green mask/helmet thingee on the far right of the second row down, the guy next to Blackbolt in the third row down who isn't The Thing, and the handsome fellow between The Human Torch and Wolverine in the bottom row?

I'm guessing the first three are Inhumans, but I haven't even got that much of a guess for the dude in the bottom row...Nick Fury with a glass eye? Reed Richards before he went gray? Doctor Doom before he went face-less?

Speaking of Marvel...

This is kind of lame of Marvel. Yesterday Johanna Draper Carlson drew attention to another of the publisher's less-than-noble marketing efforts, pointing out that Marvel was claiming that they wouldn't be publishing a second printing of Siege #1, when they have a Siege #1: Director's Cut scheduled for release in March. The "director's cut" adds eight-pages of content described as "choice extras," for an extra $1. So they are having a second printing of the comic, they're just adding a subtitle and some extra material and calling it something different, so it just depends on how technical you want to be about what constitutes a second printing, I guess.


This is very cool of Marvel. Yesterday retailer, critic and pundit Brian Hibbs complained publicly about a problem at his store, in which a plumbing problem above his shop lead to a swathe of his Marvel comics being ruined. David Gabriel, one of the folks in Marvel marketing, offered to replace Hibbs' stock. I just thought I'd list that here given all the invective I poured their way yesterday. As perplexing and damaging to the medium/industry as some of their moves are, it's not like they're a bunch of devils actively seeking new and creative ways to work evil in the world all day. (Well, there are probably some devils on staff doing that...Mephisto, for instance, whom I believe is a VP in the company).


This is very weird of Marvel. I had expressed curiosity and concern over the apparent end of their Marvel Adventures line in the past, most recently when talking about the latest collection of Marvel Adventures Spider-Man, which I really enjoyed, in large part because of how writer Paul Tobin managed to make a new Spidey story that was at once classic and unique.

Well, Marvel is relaunching their MA books with two titles, Spider-Man and Super Heroes. The former will have the exact same creative team as before, which means the relaunch must be direction-oriented (the cover does have a redheaded classmate looking out the window at Spidey, and Mary Jane wasn't in any of the MA Spider-Man comics I had read).

The latter is still being written by Paul Tobin, but it's apparently going back to its rotating star format, which it had just been shifted away from to become a new all-ages Avengers series.

So new #1, but same writer (and, in one case, same artist). I guess I'll have to wait for the comic to see if something about the contents necessitated the re-boot, or if Marvel just decided to spruce up the line with new #1's a few months after giving the books new directions.

At any rate, as a reader, I'm glad to hear that Spidey team is going to be staying on Spidey, and I'll be looking forward to future collections of it.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

What is Marvel?

If you spend much time on the Internet reading about comics—and I'm assuming you do, unless you happen to be a personal friend of mine checking out this site to see if I wrote anything about you—then you've probably heard about Marvel's...weird move to accept returns of certain DC Comics in exchange for a particular variant cover.

The first place I saw anything on it was at Blog@, although The Beat and Robot 6 are also on top of it (the latter has one of the biggest, if not the biggest comments threads I've ever noticed on one of their posts before—111 at the time of this writing). I assume a lot of other smart people will have something to say about it tomorrow—I'm looking forward to someone at Marvel explaining what, exactly, is up, and some of the retailers who are also bloggers to explain whether or not this makes any damn sense to them.

It doesn't make any sense to me.

Variant covers in general don't make any sense to me. I see them at my local shop from time to time, the prices jacked up from cover price to some astronomical sum to presumably reflect its rarity and the amount of other books my shop must have ordered to "earn" the variant from the publisher. Occasionally I'll see an extremely expensive one, in a stand next to the cash register. Like, I think I recently saw a black and white, pencil variant of an issue of Blackest Night with $70+ price tag on it.

I don't understand why these things exist, nor can I imagine who buys them. Someone must buy them, because they do exist, and those someones must buy them because they think they will be worth money some day.

Those someones are all dumb and really ought to stop their foolish behavior immediately. Are they going to make that $70+ investment back some day? How? By selling the comic to some other dumb or dumber chump? It's just so horribly sad and depressing and—seriously now—ruinous to the direct market and the comic book industry that serves it.

This weird Marvel scheme seems especially so, as far as I can make sense of it. Marvel wants retailers to mail them 50 covers from 50 DC back issues. Specifically, Adventure Comics #4, Booster Gold #26, Doom Patrol #4, Justice League of America #39, Outsiders #24 and REBELS #10, each of which had their sales ridiculously inflated by DC's buy-a-comic-get-a-plastic-ring promotion. In exchange, the retailer will receive an "extremely rare" Siege #3 Deadpool variant.

I don't know how much it costs a store to buy on copy of any of those DC titles, but I know the cover price for them all was $3.99. Even if a store has unsold quantities lying around, say they put them in a dollar bin, or a fifty-cent bin or, hell, maybe the store is so awesome it has a quarter-bin. They could make $50 (or $25, or $12.50) off 'em by selling them at ridiculously cheap prices.

But if they just trash the covers in exchange for a single issue of Siege, then they have to sell it at between $12.50 and $50 to make what they would have by sticking those 50 issues in those hypothetical bins or, more likely, they'll have to charge far more if they want to make up what they spent on the books and/or equal what they could conceivably make by selling those books at cover price.

So, would stores be looking to sell that Siege variant for as much as $200? Is that feasible? Is there some asshole out there with $200 to burn on the third issue of some dumb fucking comic book series because this hypothetical dumb asshole thinks it will be worth some money some day—with "some money" defined as far more than $200?

Is this really what comics is like in the year 2010? Still? Really?

If so, that is horrible.

As far as I can understand it, Marvel is actively encouraging insane speculation on their products, even more so than they usually do by publishing variants (a depressing business tactic that DC and, to a lesser extent, Dynamite, Boom and most of the smaller companies who are players in the direct market also engage in to varying degrees), and consumer spending habits that don't benefit any players (except, perhaps, for some dumb asshole who unloads his variant on some other dumb asshole).

If one has $200 to spend on comics, aren't they better off, say, buying ten Marvel trades and, if all goes well, finding some new series or character or creator they liked so much they want to follow that series or character or creator in to other, future books?

So, serious question—what is Marvel? It's a comic book publisher, but what exactly is it publishing? Is it publishing stories? Or is it publishing collectibles?

Those are two very different things, and you can't effectively sell the same product to both markets simultaneously without eroding one of those markets.

Well, you can...but not for very long.

Is this the worst Wednesday in recorded (by me) history?

Yes, yes it is.

Today is Wednesday, generally the very best day of the week, on account of Wednesdays also being New Comic Book Days. This is the day of the week I look forward to the way some people look forward to Fridays.

But today there are—gulp!—no new comic books! Now, that's a situation I've had to deal with before, there being no new comic books on Wednesday. Holidays will account for a comic-less Wednesday, there have a been a few cases where the weather was responsible, once or twice a shipment just plain didn't come in that day for some reason. That sucks when it happens, but it generally just means comic book day is pushed back until Thursday or, at worst, Friday.

But that's not the case this week. There are new comic books this week, quite a lot of them actually, but here's the terrible, terrible thing—none of them are comic books I wanted to buy and read.

I've lamented the fact that I'm buying fewer and fewer comic books and, without even really meaning to or wanting to, transitioning from reading comic book-format comics to reading trade-format comics (due to the advent of $4 comics more than anything else). And I've worried that what that meant was eventually I'd enter into this painful transition period during which there would only be a new book or two per Wednesday until I had quit reading enough comics long enough to start reading trades on Wednesdays, but I guess I had never foreseen a week in which a Wednesday would not bring a single new comic book I wanted to spend money on to read that day in that format.

But that day has come! I've been scouring the Diamond shipping list for the last few days, but just didn't see anything prompting a trip to the shop this week.

On my regular pull-list at the shop, only Secret Six is out, but I'm skipping this arc, as regular artist Nicola Scott—a big part of why I keep reading the title—has been replaced (for at least the time being) by J. Calafiore. Maybe my library will carry the eventual trade collection of this arc and I can see what I missed then.

There are a pair of DC's back-from-the-dead Blackest Night tie-ins, but neither seem at all interesting to me, particularly now that the the Blackest Night tie-in formula has been established in other tie-ins I've read. One is Catwoman, which DC practically announced would be so completely unimportant that the creators themselves are interchangeable (Whichever team ends up doing the book, I like either one okay, but not enough to overcome my lack of interest in the premise or characters, or my desire to have $2.99 to spend on other things).

The other book is Power of Shazam, which isn't by Power of Shazam creator Jerry Ordaway, but by writer Eric Wallace (whose name I can't place) and artists Don Kramer and Michael Babinski. I like Captain Marvel fine, but this one will actually star Black Lantern Osiris, and the "Shazam" franchise remains in disarray. Osiris' family of Black Adam and Isis are currently petrified statues, Billy and Mary Batson have been de-powered and the only Marvel is the post-Whatever Judd Winick Did Captain Marvael Jr., now going by Shazam I think...? (The solicit calls him "the new Captain Marvel" though, so who knows).

The J. Bone-drawn cover of this week's Super Friends looks pretty darling, with the various 'Friends all wearing cute little personalized astronaut suits, but Bone just provides the covers for this series, and I've found what lies beneath them tend to be pretty hit or miss.

Dark Horse has one of their easily-accessible, taste test style done-in-one "one-shot wonders" books out this week, Conan The Cimmerian: Weight of The Crown. It's written and drawn by Darrick Robertson and looks pretty nice, and I'd almost certainly buy it if I were in the shop anyway this week, but there's a same-ness to Conan comics that I generally find enjoyable, but not exactly something I'd make a special trip just to get a single issue's worth of, you know?

The Hero Initiative's Ed Hannigan: Covered book looks like it might be an interesting read (and certainly for a good cause), even if Hannigan's work was before my time, but, again, it's something to pick up while I'm already in the shop, not something that motivates me to drive there.

There are also new issues of Age of Reptiles: The Journey, Adventure Comics (Krypto! A dinosaur!), Black Panther 2 (Doom! Namor!), The Marvels Project, Invincible Iron Man, Spider-Man and the Secret Wars, Marvel Adventures Super Heroes, The Anchor and The Muppet Show Comic Book, but those are all things I've decided to read in trade for one reason or another ($4 price tags, preferring the format as applied to those particular stories, whatever).

Doc Savage: The Silver Pyramid, Calamity Jack, Olympians Vol. 1 and (especially) Torpedo Vol. 1 all look like they'll be worth a read, but those are collections and graphic novels rather than comics, and are thus a whole different sort of financial formulation for me—I tend not to buy such things on the Wednesday of release unless it's something I can't wait for and I happen to be flush with cash that week.

And that, that's the whole week. That's it. That's everything that's coming out. There is nothing for Caleb. No one published any comics specifically for me to buy this week.

Sigh...

Well, at least I just got this in the mail...

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Some random thoughts (and feelings!) about DC's post-Blackest Night annoucement-athon

—DC sure doesn't seem too worried about spoiling the ending of Blackest Night do they? I mean yes, obviously there wasn't a whole lot of suspense over whether or not Nekron and the forces of nothingness would overcome all life in the universe, extinguishing it forever. A happy ending has always been a foregone conclusion here.

But the Brightest Day teaser image (right) includes a new Lantern Corps symbol, which looks a lot like the hand-shaped Black Lantern Corps symbol, only with rays of light radiating from it. There was wide speculation almost as soon as the Blackest Night event was announced that it would end with Hal Jordan somehow becoming a White Lantern at the climax, defeating the Black Lanterns and resurrecting the Black Lantern heroes (or at least the popular ones).

Early in the series, a character went off on an exposition tangent, in which she talked about "the white light of creation," which hinted further at that ending. In fact, they've been hinting at it so strongly—and showing off a White Lantern symbol is maybe doing more than "hinting"—that I'm starting to get a little suspicious of whether or not that's meant as a red (white?) herring.

I don't suppose it matters all that much, though. I think the people reading Blackest Night aren't doing so to find out how it ends so much as they want to experience it unfold, which is, I think, the reason most people read most super-comics in general these days.


—Isn't it kind of strange that DC will be launching its "Brightest Day" event/bi-weekly series/branding effort within a few months of Marvel's "Heroic Age" branding effort/whatever that ends up being? Will the publishing lines of both companies be entering a less dark, less decadent couple of months or years of comic book making almost simultaneously?

On one level, it seems like an odd coincidence, but then, on the other, it seems like perhaps both companies are sensing the same things from their audience—event fatigue, declining bloodlust, aversion to necrophilia, etc.—which they share pretty much down to a reader.

It will be interesting to see to what degree the DC Universe/publishing line will be able to be brighter and the Marvel Universe/line more heroic, and for how long. If the two companies are actually planning on recalibrating their general tone to reflect those words. It could just be some verbal, connotation palate-cleansing after a year or so in which the two universe/lines were primarily branded by the words "Blackest" and "Dark."


—As a reader, I was quite glad to hear about the Brightest Day series announcement. As I read fewer and fewer comics and transition more and more into trades (a confluence of finding fewer Big Two comic books I like and prices being raised in various ways), I've really missed having a good-to-decent DC weekly.

This isn't quite weekly (depending on how you look at it, given today's announcement) but it's close enough.

I hope the shorter run reflects the needs of the story, too. As I've mentioned when discussing Trinity in the past, it sometimes seemed like it was a 35- or 45-part series stretched out to fill 52 issues simply because the previous weeklies were also 52 issues long. (Not that Kurt Busiek and company were noticeably stalling or killing time in any of the issues; I just think it may have benefited from fewer issues and the resultant tighter focus and quicker pace).

Also, if every other week means art that's twice as good as that in the first two weeklies, then that's good news. I was much more forgiving of poor art in the weeklies because of the breakneck pace, but I sure wouldn't mind if it were better here (Also: Please don't have Calafiore or McDaniel on it, please don't have Calafiore or McDaniel on it, please don't have Calafiore or McDaniel on it...)

I'm heartened by the writers involved though. Geoff Johns and Peter Tomasi don't always wow me, and each have their weaknesses (as I've mentioned before though, many of Johns' weaknesses are ones I rather enjoy), but they're both solid craftsmen, and Johns is among the more experienced writers at this sort of thing, having previously done 52).

It sounded a bit like there would a 52-like focus on a smaller cast. With the two Green Lantern writers involved, a GL seems like a good bet for one of those cast members—most likely John Stewart, the only book-less GL. Dove seems like a good bet too, as does Mera—if Aquaman doesn't come back and figure prominently himself. I'm assuming Aquaman does come back though, in which case I think we'll see he and the other brought back-to-life characters being focused on here (Although J'onn J'onnz may show up in the other bi-weekly...in fact, it could be him blacked out behind Captain Atom on the cover image).

The Hawks, Martian Manhunter, Aquaman, Tempest, Firestorm—these all seem like sure-things.

Originally I was hoping just about everyone who was a Black Lantern would come back, as the story is being set up as a sort of "last call" for resurrections, so it seems like anyone who's coming back should come back now. Ted Kord, The Dibnys, the original Questions—it's now or never. (Well, Kord can come back through some time travel what's it, of course). These characters can come back later—if Barry Allen and Jason Todd can come back, anyone can—but it will seem much lamer when someone brings back the Dibnys in eight years time instead of just doing it now.

Of course, the all-the-Black-Lanterns-come-back-to-life conclusion became more or less impossible once we saw Dick Grayson's and Tim Drake's parents return as Black Lanterns. (And, perhaps doubly so, once we saw Jonah Hex and Bat Lash). Now, Jonah Hex and Bat Lash staring new lives int eh 21st century DCU (maybe as roommates!) would be awesome, but The Graysons and Drakes? Not going to happen.

So it seems more likely that a handful of the popular dead characters will be resurrected, which means a handful of Justice Leaguers (Save Batman, who isn't really dead) and maybe (hopefully!) characters killed during the course of Blackest Night.


This answers what DC will be doing with David Finch now that they have him. He'll be providing covers for the 26 issue series, so I imagine he'll be working on whatever his writing/drawing project—probably a limited series or possibly an original graphic novel—is at his own pace, while doing covers for Brightest Day and probably variants and other covers (as Marvel had him doing).

I can see why Finch would want to do the project (as it would allow him to draw most of the DCU) and I can see why DC would want him to do the project (if they seem to think he's very popular), but he seems an odd choice to me, as his style seems so dark and grime and muscle-y and his characters all tend to blend together. It seems like a project premised on introducing all those Blackest Night readers to the DCU in general, and an artist with a stronger sense of character design would have seemed more appropriate to me.


—As for the books to carry Brightest Day banners, The Flash, the GL books and Justice League of America all seem fairly obvious (No idea who might be on that cover though, if that's supposed to be a resurrected lady. Are there any dead Justice League ladies who have returned as Black Lanterns so far? Jade would make sense with the JSA and some of her former Outsiders colleagues on the League, I guess), but a Titans team consisting of Titans villains seems sort of random. There sure are a lot of dead Titans, though--maybe it will be a book about Deathstroke and friends re-killing resurrectees...?


This image/these covers look sooooo terrible.


—Okay, and then there's a second bi-weekly series which, assuming it ships on the weeks Brightest Day doesn't, will mean there will be a new superhero-filled DC book each and every week, Justice League: Lost Generation.

It features the Justice League, which I'm interested in, some characters I like (Fire, Ice, Booster Gold), it's co-written by Keith Giffen and I dig the just-about-weekly format BUT! Giffen's co-writer is going to be Judd fucking Winick, perhaps the one creator whose presence can cancel out every other factor associated with a comic book for me.

I thought DC had blacklisted him for complaining in a CBR interview that all the terrible ideas in that terrible Battle For the Cowl were originally his terrible ideas, but Tony Daniel took over and used them as his own terrible ideas? No? He's still allowed to write for them? This is awful, awful news, because I really, really, really want to read this series, but how can I read something Winick wrote? I mean, sure, as a trade borrowed from the library, but to pay money for? Why would anyone do that?

I suppose it's possible that Giffen's presence will make Winick's writing less terrible—perhaps Giffen's plotting and Winick's just scripting the dialogue, but then, his dialogue is terrible too.