Thursday, August 23, 2007

Weekly Haul: August 22nd


Batman #668 (DC Comics) It’s more of the same from Grant Morrison and J. H. Williams III. And given how great last issue’s first chapter of this three-parter was, that is indeed good news. Interesting page lay-outs, truly remarkable design work filled with winking allusions to other artists, panels shaped like the names of the main hero and the main villain, characters as colorful and interesting as their codenames and costumes—it’s all on display for a second time.

One of the things I like most about Morrison’s writing in the DCU, on his Batman as on his JLA, is the way he weaves in a sort of implied continuity, peppering conversations with names, places and adventures that might have happened before and might not have; and if they haven’t, then they happen in the background of your imagination as you read, or after you set the book down. In the case of “Now We Are Dead,” it’s the references to the Club members’ past villains and exploits, some of which have occurred in other comics and others of which only in Morrison’s mind.

He and Williams are doing a hell of a job here, because aside from Knight and Squire, all of these characters (at least in these iterations) are new to me, and I honestly find myself quite worried about them all getting killed. Take Ranger if you must, Black Glove, but for God’s sake, leave me Knight, Squire, Man of Bats and Raven Red…I sincerely would like to read more stories about them (And DC, if you want to go ahead and spin a Club of Heroes miniseries out of this story arc, go for it).





Birds of Prey #109 (DC) I have conflicted feelings about this issue, mostly because it is very good and jawdroppingly bad at the same time. I know that increasingly few of the people that work at DC—editors, writers, even artists—seem to actually read other DC comics, or to even be fairly familiar with the history of the characters they work on, but I still get surprised by the size of some of the mistakes that get through.

This issue is written by Tony Bedard, who just completed the Black Canary miniseries which chiefly existed to make sure everyone had all their canaries in a row, seeing as how the stories featuring Black Canary in Gail Simone’s Birds of Prey, Brad Meltzer’s Justice League of America and Judd Winick’s Green Arrow didn’t all seem to go together, and certainly didn’t all seem to be pointing towards Canary and on-again, off-again lover Oliver Queen tying the knot in a few short months. In fact, this issue also seems intended to do a little creative bridge-building, touching on Barbara Gordon’s reaction to Ollie’s proposal, explaining why Canary’s in the League after quitting the Birds, and taking care of some Countdown business (Another refugee from the Fourth World gets slotted; don’t worry, it’s not Barda…yet).

So it seems especially out-of-place to see a big, huge, stupid continuity error right in the middle of a story that mainly exists to deal with continuity. Barbara “Oracle” Gordon, who’s whole deal is that wields information like a superpower and has a photographic memory, is recounting all of Ollie’s acts of questionable faithfulness to Canary, mentioning someone named Marianne that I’ve never heard of (before my time) and Joanna Pierce from a 2003 Green Arrow story. On the same page, Bedard has Barbara say, “He fathered Connor with that ninja woman,” and Canary responds, “Shado shot him and drugged him.”

Ollie didn’t father Connor with Shado. He fathered Connor with Sandra Moonday Hawke. (He did father a child with Shado, but the boy was named Robert). Now, I can see why these mistakes crop up—Connor’s part-Asian, he’s an illegitimate child of Ollie’s, Ollie fathered a child with Asian woman Shado—but I’d expect that a DC writer and/or one of the two editors to have their name on the book to be able to catch such a mistake.

And one need not have read every Green Arrow story ever to know all of this information, of course. It’s handily summarized in the entries on Green Arrow and Shado in The DC Comics Encyclopedia, which I assume would be an invaluable resource for DC freelancers and editors, due to how user-friendly and relatively complete it is (It covers the post-Crisis On Infinite Earths)/pre-Infinite Crisis continuity, so obviously a lot of the details have changed from the Superboy punching and new multiverse making). Mr. Bedard, if you don’t have your own copy and ever need me to look something up in it ahead of time for you, feel free to hit me up at the email address in the upper right-hand corner.

Now, out of curiosity, Mr. Bedard, Birds of Prey editor Mike Carlin and assistant editor Elisabeth V. Gehrlein, if you honestly believe Shado to be Connor’s mother, then what’d you make of this cover, which, even if you didn’t read your comp copy of, I’m sure you at least saw the cover of on your website?


I suppose I should also mention that I don’t think Scarface and the Ventriloquist were active as far back as when Barbara Gordon was Batgirl and before Ollie had moved to Seattle and changed costumes, but that’s pretty small potatoes compared to who gave birth to Connor, really.

The rest of the issue is hardly problem-free, although that was indeed the major one.

But let’s leave poor Mr. Bedard alone for a moment and focus on the art first. And where better to start than the cover, which is really quite a mess.

I usually really dislike DC’s tendency to include magazine feature-story like half-pun cover blurbs, but in this case it’s perfectly descriptive: “Marry Green Arrow?! Are You Serious?!!” Unfortunately, the way that text is positioned, on either side of Green Arrow, who has a quizzical expression and is half shrugging, it would appear that Green Arrow himself is saying it, and not, you know, Barbara. Immediately in front of him are Batgirl and Black Canary, and while Canary’s costume is off (that’s not the one she wore when Babs was Batgirl), what’s most distracting about their positioning is that they seem to be rubbing their taints on top of the heads of their modern day selves. In the foreground we see Barbara clutching her belly, slamming her hand on the tabletop and seemingly having a good laugh at the prospect of Canary marriyng Ollie. This part of the cover is a great image, and would certainly have made a fine cover all by itself. The artist, Stephane Roux, really captures thewomen’s friendship here, the situation, and even their divergent personalities (note the drinks). I have no idea why it’s lit like that though, so that their hair, the table top and Babs’ shirt all seem to be emitting light, but I suppose that’s not any weirder than the warp effect in the background, or why it shows through the flashbacks of the characters, or why Barbara’s doing that weird Bruce Lee thing with her face, or why Ollie’s leg-less torso is floating behind them and asking “Marry me? What are you nuts?”

Anyway, that’s the cover. A good composition made part of a terrible composition, which looks worse and worse the longer you look at it.

The interior art, by Nicola Scott and Doug Hazlewood, is pretty great. Scott does her usual fine job with expressions, particularly druing the couple of conversations that comprise most of the issue. If I had to find weaknesses in it, I guess I’d point out that the handcuff arrow is off model (really, how would it even work if it had a floppy chain like that?), and that she couldn’t find a less blood-soaked way to draw Knockout’s gory corpse (although the colorists seem to have had more to do with the amount of blood on that particular splash page than Scott or Hazlewood).

As for Bedard’s script, other than the big blunder regarding Connor’s parentage (which next to something like last week’s J’onn-talking-to-Aquaman II-as-if-he-were-actually-the-currently-dead-Aquaman I-and Aquaman II-responding-as-if-he-himself-thought-he-was-the-other-Aquaman bit in Justice League of America #12 isn’t even that big of a deal), Bedard does a pretty great job.

This is a downtime issue, featuring a heart-to-heart between Babs and Dinah over whether or not she should actually marry that cad Ollie. It’s a strong scene, and had I not read the credits, I wouldn’t have even known the series’ former writer Gail Simone hadn’t written (Canary’s line about jumping off rooftops even made me choke up a bit). Bedard similarly acquits himself well to the comedy relief bits featuring Sin and Barda talking Pokemon, and the killing off of Knockout by whoever’s killing New Gods all over the place. The scene seems a little out of place here (Someone’s killing New Gods. Got it. The first three times), as does the opening scene featuring a five-page sequence of young Batgirl meeting Green Arrow, but as filler goes, it’s not exactly bad filler.

It’s all around good stuff, which makes the things like continuity errors more frustrating, because they’re exactly what keeps a pretty decent read from being as good a book as it’s clear Bedard, Scott and Hazlewood are capable of producing.




Black Summer #2 (Avatar Press) Three issues in, and I think this remains a better idea for a comic book than an actual comic book series. I really dig Juan Jose Ryp’s Darrow-esque, hyper-detailed art though, and might have gotten more out of the book if I could look at Kathyrn Artemis without thinking about these guys:





Blue Beetle #18 (DC) I tried Blue Beetle #1, and I didn’t really like it. It was fine, nothing special; just one more superhero comic more or less like all others. I checked in on the series again with #7, prompted by all the guest-stars, and I didn’t really like that one much either. I didn’t try another for almost a year, although within the last few months I noticed more and more blogosphere taste-makers really talking the title up, saying so many good things that my curiosity was quite piqued. So I figured maybe I’d try it in trade some day. But then I saw this cover, chockfull of Titans, and in was such a slow week that I figured, what the hell, why not give the book a third chance. I’m glad I did, because all those nice things you hear people like Chris Sims, Kevin Church and Ami Angelwings have been saying about John Rogers and Rafael Albuquerque’s Blue Beetle? All true.

This was a nice, fun, funny, accessible done-in-one story introducing Jamie to the Teen Titans. The story is pretty simple, as high schools from around the country converge at a Texas-based spaceport for field trips, including Jamie and his friends (whom I know very little about) and some undercover Teen Titans, whom I’ve actually come to miss quite a bit since I dropped the title (one issue of Adam Beechen’s Titans was way more than enough for me, thanks). I’m a real sucker for stories of sidekicks going undercover. It was so much fun seeing the teens interact, in their secret IDs and in costume, that when Lobo finally showed up, I had completely forgotten he was even supposed to be in the title. If you’re like and have been curious about Blue Beetle (or just miss well-written Titans), I’d definitely check this issue out.




Green Arrow: Year One #4 (DC) I’m no doctor (no, seriously, I’m not), but I find it awfully suspicious how well Ollie’s arm healed considering the severity of the fracture (dude’s bone was totally sticking through the skin, all white and pointy and shit!). While Andy Diggle and Jock’s story continues to work on it’s own as a sort of paper action movie, I don’t think I much care for how it retroactively alters other DCU stories. Having Ollie freak out on Roy Harper for being addicted to heroin after himself being briefly addicted to heroine, for example, takes some of the drama out of that story, and makes Ollie maybe seem like an even bigger jerk. I mean, if he’s been there himself, who is he to get all pompous and self-righteous with Roy?




Outsiders: Five of a Kind—Metamorpho/Aquaman #1(DC) This is probably the most interesting book released this week, more so because of who created than for anything that happens within it, although the fact that the person creating it is even involved with such a minor, meaningless DCU story is also pretty interesting, I guess. This is one of several one shots with ponderously long titles that don’t quite match up between the fine print on the inside back cover and the what’s on the cover, supposedly pitting contenders for a place on Batman’s new Outsiders line-up against one another. I lost count of where we are exactly—this is either the third or fourth special—but none of it really seems to matter anyway, as DC house ads and future cover solicits seem to suggest who makes the team anyway, and as far as I can tell the one-shots have little to do with the team-building and more to do with introducing characters to readers (each apparently ends with a short few page coda by upcoming Batman and the Outsiders writer Tony Bedard actually dealing with the who’s in and who’s out business).

My interest in this issue has less to do with Outsiders business (I gave up on the franchise about the time Judd Winick had Roy Harper’s toddler daughter Lian captured by a child sex slavery ring, revealed Grace’s origin involved the same child sex slavery ring and wrote a few pages of her brutally, mechanically, dispassionately beating a man), and more to do with a confluence of the characters involved (My love for Aquamen is illogical, but overwhelming, and if you can read Showcase Presents: Metamorpho and not fall in love with the Element Man, you’re not human) and creators.

These are artist Joshua Middleton, whose every panel looks like a beautiful water color painting, and writer G. Willow Wilson, a female Muslim journalist breaking into comics with a Vertigo graphic novel (Cairo) and, for some reason, one-fifth of this wheel-spinning Outsiders event.

The art is, predictably, beautiful—there was a lot of great art in a lot of different style in my relatively small haul this week, and this book still stands out as the best looking. Middleton’s painterly imagery is perfect for Metamorpho, who can change into gasses and the like (although he actually only shoots some acid and does some stuff with his hands here), and the desert landscapes. Wilson gives him some neat things to draw, too, particularly a monster made out of whirling sand and another out of water.

As for Wilson’s scripting, it is quite strong, and this is a perfectly complete story all by itself. Rex and Arthur both seem perfectly in character throughout, a new character is introduced and shows potential for return appearances, and there’s a nice balance of action adventure superheroics and character work.

I’m less sure of Bedard’s overreaching plan for the book—mostly because this is my first taste of this Five of a Kind business—but that has nothing to do with these creators or this effort. Batman certainly seemed against the idea of team like this back when his Justice League colleagues were teaming up with some good bad guys to form Justice League Elite, and neither media darling and former Justice Leaguer Rex Mason or kid version of Aquaman necessarily seem like people you’d want on a black ops-esque, I want the world to see us as villains kind of team. But then, that plot is only touched on in the last two pages.

One final note: I love the logo for this issue.




The Spirit #9 (DC) Darwyn Cooke abandons the done-in-one formula for a the first part of what will end up being at least a two-parter. He switches narrators throughout to tell the tale of El Morte, who seemingly died along with Denny Colt at the beginning of The Spirit’s career and similarly came back to life, only he really actually truly died, and he has the rotting flesh and resistance to shotgun shells to prove it. While the format might be slightly different than that of Cooke’s previous issues, the quality level hasn’t changed a bit—it’s still pretty much perfect.





Superman #666 (DC) Kurt Busiek, I don’t know if I say this enough, but I just want you to know that I love you, man. Seriously, before you came along and started writing both Superman books pretty much monthly, I just never realized how totally awesome Superman could be week in and week out. And just when I thought I couldn’t like your Super-work anymore than I already did, you go and write an extra-length, number-of-the-beast special issue, and pack it full of guest-stars and demons and giant space explosions because if you’re fortunate enough to get Walt freaking Simonson to illustrate an issue of Superman, you might as well give him demons and space explosions and as much of the DCU as can possibly fit into a single issue. Busiek and Simonson on a Satanic issue of Superman what could make this better? Nothing…except the lettering of John Workman. And guess who letters this issue?

Without spoiling the plot too much, it involves a demon from Kryptonian hell, Superman cutting loose and acting like a jackass Superman III style and some of the most inventive uses of his superpowers to kill friends and foes alike. In addition to Superman, his supporting cast and most of his villains, Simonson gets to draw the evil versions of the heroes you see on the cover, plus Hawkman, Animal Man, Aquaman II, Phantom Stranger, Zatanna, Etrigan, Superman becoming the Anti-Christ and Superman’s totally sweet orbital easy chair.

Continuity question time! Okay, I missed most of John Byrne’s post-Crisis (On Infinite Earths) origin stuff on account of being too young at the time and too uninterested later, but Superman did execute some Phantom Zone criminals, right? He did kill before? Because this issue addresses this question, and he and Lois seem sure that he has never killed, but there’s a bit of inner doubt that Superman experiences. Were those executions retconned out, and Superman is half-remembering something from between DC’s two big continuity rejiggerings?

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Marvel's November previews reviewed

Last night we launched our monthly preemptive attack on DC's November releases, and today it's Marvel's turn. Who turned in the worst image for a cover this month, Greg Horn or Michael Turner? Find out below!






Wow, Iron Man’s newest armor is huge.




CAPTAIN MARVEL #1 (of 5) Written by BRIAN REED. Penciled by LEE WEEKS. Cover by ED MCGUINNESS. From the pages of CIVIL WAR comes the tale of a man out of time! An accident in the Negative Zone propels Captain Marvel from the past to the present day. Now he must come to terms not only with his own impending death, but with the way the world has changed in the time he has been gone. Brian Reed (NEW AVENGERS: ILLUMINATI; MS. MARVEL) and Lee Weeks (DAREDEVIL; SPIDER-MAN: DEATH AND DESTINY) bring you the mini–series that returns one of Marvel's greatest heroes back where he belongs.


To be fair, this is actually from the pages of Civil War: The Return, not from the pages of Civil War, because Captain Marvel only cameo-ed in the background of a single panel in Civil War #7.

Given the rather random and silly way he was brought back—accidentally pulled through a wormhole in time as a result of Reed and Tony building a prison camp in the Negative Zone and then being given a job as a prison warden—I can’t imagine actually wanting to read this series come November.

But, on the plus side, at least Paul Jenkins isn’t writing it.







So based on the cover, where do you think this issue of Fantastic Four is set? Outer space? A disco? A post-modern art museum?







I like this cover.







MODOK...? Is that you?







MARVEL ADVENTURES THE AVENGERS #18Written by TY TEMPLETON. Penciled by CAFU. Cover by TOM GRUMMETT. After centuries of imprisonment in solid rock, the legendary HERCULES breaks out into the modern world. And if you think YOU get up cranky in the morning, you should see Herc after a thousand years of down time. Will the Avengers be enough to stop a man-god gone mad?

Noooo! It’s not written by Jeff Parker! But it is written by Ty Templeton. And it does feature Hercules.




MARVEL ADVENTURES HULK #5 Written by PAUL BENJAMIN. Penciled by DAVID NAKAYAMA. Cover by JUAN SANTACRUZ. Bruce, Rick and Monkey seek out Dr. Strange, hoping the master of the mystic arts can cage the fury of the Hulk. But Bruce gets more than he bargained for when Dormammu, Prince of the Dark Dimension, takes control of one of his allies. Can even the combined strength of the Hulk and Earth’s Sorcerer Supreme stand against the awesome might of... Dormammu-Monkey!

I have no idea who this “Monkey” character is, or who any of these creators are, or if the MA version of the Hulk book is any good or not, but I really, really like the sound of “Dormammu-Monkey.” And if it ends up being a monkey with a head like Dormammu, then I’m all over this issue.






MARVEL ATLAS #1 (of 2)
Written by MICHAEL HOSKIN, STUART VANDAL, ANTHONY FLAMINI & ERIC J. MOREELS
Penciled by ELIOT R. BROWN
Cover by STAZ JOHNSON
Walk through Marvel's Earth with the first-ever official atlas! In the first half of this indispensable guide, travel through Europe, Asia and the Pacific with digestible in-depth features including: the splendor of Dr. Doom's Latveria! The wonders of Muir Island! The glory of Silver Sable's homeland Symkaria! The urban squalor of Madripoor! The underwater marvels of Lemuria! From the shores of Ireland to the ocean's very depths, it's all mapped out for you courtesy of handbook legend Eliot R. Brown (
PUNISHER ARMORY, IRON MANUAL)!
64 PGS./Rated A …$3.99


This actually sounds really fun, and like something I’d definitely like to have on hand (I’d love a DC one, too). At $4, it seems like it’s a little higher than what I’d want to spend on a comic book with no actual comics in it, but then it is almost three times as many pages as your average $2.99 comic book.







Um...




MIGHTY AVENGERS #7
Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Penciled by MARK BAGLEY
Cover by FRANK CHO
The
Ultimate Spider-Man super-team of Bendis and Bagley reunite and just in time for the Avengers’ biggest problem ever!!! A Venom virus hits the city of New York!! A Venom virus!! The entire city of New York turns symbiote. Plus, Wonder Man gets a much needed makeover. All this and Tony Stark gets himself a green-skinned present in a body bag.

I honestly don’t believe this has never happened before. Why didn’t this happen in 1997?! I just hope the Avengers—and copious Marvel hero guest-stars—get Venomized, complete with new black, Venom-style costumes.




NEW AVENGERS #36Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS. Pencils & Cover by LEINIL FRANCIS YU. Hey, I don't know if you read the solicitation for Mighty Avengers but a Venom virus has gone off in New York City. That means the whole city!! That means the New Avengers have turned symbiote. Oh yeah!! Plus, Wolverine has a bone to pick with Spider-Woman about a little green-skinned something. Oh, and the Hood isn't wasting any time setting himself up as the kingpin of all super-villains

Oh, okay, the New Avengers have turned symbiote. Awesome. I guess Warren Ellis was right when he said the guys at Marvel have their penises on the pulse of America. (He was still wrong to put that mental image in my head, though).






NEW AVENGERS: ILLUMINATI #5 (of 5) Written by BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS & Brian Reed. Pencils & Cover by Jim Cheung. The Illuminati get together for the first time since Planet Hulk and the Civil War to deal with the shocking reveals in NEW and MIGHTY AVENGERS. But not everyone in the cabal is who they say they are. It’s a throw-down drag-out that opens the door to the Marvel event of 2008!! WHO DO YOU TRUST?? Do not miss this important chapter in the saga!!

“Not everyone in the cabal is who they say they are?” Could one of them be a Skrull? My money is on Dr. Strange, who has been totally out of character throughout the whole series. Well, him and Charles Xavier. And Tony Stark. And Reed Richards. And even Blackbolt a little in the last issue. Okay, they’re all Skrulls except Namor. Imperious Rex!

I love that cover. I like how it looks like Iron Man is putting his arm around the shoulder of a tiny little baby version of full-grown Charles Xavier and is like “Come one little guy, let’s get away from that nasty old Skurllektra corpse….”







Wow.

Just...wow.

I... can't even make fun of that. It just makes fun of itself.







PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL #13 Written by MATT FRACTION. Pencils by CORY WALKER. Cover by ARIEL OLIVETTI. “HUNTER/HUNTED,” Part 1 of 3. The reintroduction of a classic, brutal, and bloodthirsty Kraven the Hunter. A bank robbery goes violently wrong, leaving the Rhino on the lam, running from the long arm of the law and, of course, the Punisher. As Frank Castle looks to settle the score with an old foe, the Hunter stalks the same prey, building himself the ultimate menagerie—a living, breathing super-human zoo! Add Spider-Man into this mix as the lone voice of sanity and super-special guest artist Cory Walker (THE IRREDEEMABLE ANT-MAN, Invincible) and you've got chocolate and peanut butter with bullets dipped in it. Delicious! Violent! Explodey!

I gave up on this title almost immediately, due to dissatisfaction with the Civil War tie-ins of the first few issues (which didn’t quite match up) and disappointment with the artwork, but this sounds like a neat idea for a story, and there’s a different artist involved.

Oh Frank, I knew I couldn’t say away from you for too long!







WHAT IF? ANNIHILATION Written by DAVID HINE. Penciled by. Cover by GABRIELLE DELL’OTTO. The wave of ANNIHILATION nearly ravaged the cosmos...but WHAT IF Annihilus was not defeated in the outskirts of our galaxy? WHAT IF he brought his devastating alien armada to Earth? At the height of CIVIL WAR and SILENT WAR, can our planet's mightiest heroes put aside their differences long enough to save all of humanity?

Early on, this was a popular messageboard theory for how the conflicts of Civil War would be resolved, so having it actually play out in a What If? special is a pretty savvy idea on Marvel’s part.




X-FACTOR #25 Written by PETER DAVID. Penciled by SCOT EATON_Cover by DAVID FINCH. Variant Cover by J. SCOTT CAMPBELL. MESSIAH COMPLEX – PART 3 of 13X-Factor Investigations joins the search for the missing mutant baby! Rictor infiltrates the Purifiers’ church in hopes of learning what they know about the kidnapping, but the secrets he uncovers surpass his wildest nightmares. Meanwhile, Madrox and Layla visit Forge and learn the terrible truth about the future of mutantkind.

Part three of 13? Purifiers? Forge? Oh man, I’m not going to have any idea at all what’s going on in this issue, am I?

DC's November Previews Reviewed

DC Comics will be releasing a lot of comic books in the month of November. Most of them will have the word "Countdown" and/or some combination of colons and dashes in the title. I could wait to make snarky comments about their plots and nitpick the cover art...but I can't wait to make snarky comments about their plots and nitpick the cover art. So it's time for the monthly EDILW ritual of preemptive criticism.






Okay, I give up. Who is that in the upper right-hand corner? A badly miscolored Osiris? And who’s the girl in the lower left-hand corner, the one with Supergirl’s coloration, Mary Marvel’s short sleeves and a Wonder’s wristband?





BOOSTER GOLD #4 Written by Geoff Johns & Jeff Katz. Art and cover by Dan Jurgens & Norm Rapmund. The critically acclaimed smash hit of the decade continues! (Hey, we’re optimists!) Booster Gold, Rip Hunter, Barry “The Flash” Allen and Wally “Kid Flash” West are stranded in time with a broken cosmic treadmill, and hot on their tail is the murderous…Supernova? Plus, what’s going on with Dan Garrett — the Golden Age Blue Beetle?


Awesome. Last week’s #1 exceeded all of my expectations, and from the looks of the next few solicits—this one included—it’s not going to be getting any less fun in the near future.

I do hope “Supernova” turns out to be someone other than Hank Hall/Monarch/Extant or the Lord of Time or some similar tired time-traveling bad guy. Now, a Mr. Mind-controlled time-traveling bad guy, however, would be awesome






Dear Bronze Tiger: Your mask makes you look like an idiot. Please take it off.

Dear Deadshot: You can either wear your original costume, or you can wear the one from your recent(-ish) miniseries, but you can’t mix ‘em together like that. Please stop.




COUNTDOWN TO ADVENTURE #4 Written by Adam Beechen and Justin Gray. Art by Eddy Barrows & Julio Ferreiro and Fabrizio Fiorentino. Cover by Eddy Barrows & Oclair Albert. In this issue’s lead story, the Healers have arrived to "sterilize" the planet Earth and stop the contamination that's plaguing the planet. But what does this mean to Starfire and Animal Man? And in the backup, Forerunner battles magic versions of DCU heroes on the Conjuror's world. Meet Batmage, master of the Dark Arts, Kal-El, wielder of Kryptonian magics, and Lady Flash, keeper of the Speed Force.


The appeal of the Forerunner story arc just confuses the heck out of me, and not just because I don't understand why anyone at DC thought Forerunner was a good idea for a new character and/or that anyone would actually be interested in reading about her, but that in her first appearance she was taken down by the Monitor Gang.

What hope does she have against a magical Justice League? Is her storyline just going to be her getting her ass kicked in different dimensions every issue?




COUNTDOWN TO FINAL CRISIS 25-22 The countdown continues with a new name and even bigger thrills! Karate Kid makes it to the bunker in Blüdhaven and confronts both Firestorm and the Atomic Knights! Jimmy Olsen enslaved on Apokolips! Mary Marvel not enslaved on Apokolips! The Monitor, Jason Todd and Donna Troy home in on Ray Palmer’s trail! Desaad takes control! Lex Luthor kidnapped — but by whom? Trickster and Piper: One will live…one will die! And Mister Mxyzptlk explains it all! Plus, more DC VILLAINS origin backup stories, including: Desaad and Mr. Mxyzptlk!


Still not reading the actual book, although the villains back-ups are enticing, I’ve got to assume they’ll be posted online as the 52 origins were and, eventually, collected along with the last weekly’s origins.

I am glad that with this weekly DC seems to have learned its lesson and started running the origin back-ups of characters in issues they actually appear in, something I complained about weekly last year. At least, I think that’s what they were doing. I see Poison Ivy was in last week’s issue, and the back-up origin was hers; Mr. Mxyzptlk and Desaad are both mentioned in the solicitation, and their origin backups are also mentioned.

Coupled with ditching the day-by-day continuity of 52 (The “Week Whatever, Day Whatever” datelines), that makes exactly two things Countdown does better than it’s predecessor.

I’m curious to see what the covers will look like with “To Final Crisis” added to the title and logo. I noticed several past covers that were pretty obscured by the number design at the top (The Bart Allen funeral issue, for example, cut off the heads of virtually all the characters).





COUNTDOWN PRESENTS: THE SEARCH FOR RAY PALMER: RED RAIN #1Written by Peter Johnson. Art and cover by Kelley Jones. Will the Challengers of the Beyond become legends on a world ruled by vampires? Or will one of them become a threat to the rest of the team?


Uh-oh. One of my favorite comic book artists of all time, the one who co-created the trilogy of Batman vs. vampires graphic novels that apparently got its own Earth after the events of 52, illustrating a Countdown tie-in featuring Resurrected Jason Todd and a title with two colons. I may actually have a seizure in the comic shop trying to deal with this book, and whether I get it or leave it on the shelf or not.

Wonder why they didn’t get Moench to script…




COUNTDOWN PRESENTS: THE SEARCH FOR RAY PALMER: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT #1 Written by Brian Augustyn. Cover by Dustin Nguyen. Art by Greg Tocchini. The quest heats up as one of the Challengers of the Beyond becomes an enemy. Plus, could finding Ray Palmer prove fatal?


Okay, this is just wrong.

This is the first Elseworlds title, an Elseworlds title before there was even an Elseworlds imprint. As Alan Moore and company’s Swamp Thing was to Vertigo, Batman: Gotham by Gaslight is to Elseworlds. Unlike the colon-tastic Red Rain/Monitor Gang one-shot, the original artist isn’t involved here, although the original writer is. However, if Mike Mignola’s not drawing it, I don’t see how it’s going to look like the right “Earth.”

And what’s this? One of the Challengers of the Beyond becomes an enemy? It wouldn’t be the evil one who cut off bad guys’ heads before joining the team, would it?

I can’t help think that this whole thing might have been a ton of fun if the characters were interesting and/or at least not completely reprehensible. Like, I don’t know, maybe the actual original Challs, or a Forgotten Heroes style team, or even a team culled from characters stranded on New Earth from actual different continuities/universes (Mister Miracle, Mera, Power Girl, Blue Jay and characters like them) rather than just characters Judd Winick futzed with.

Oh, and we seem to be burning through Earths awfully quickly now—have they hit 52 yet? They’ve gotta be getting awfully close.





COUNTDOWN SPECIAL: JIMMY OLSEN 80-PAGE GIANT Written by Jack Kirby. Art by Kirby, Mike Royer and Vince Colletta. Cover by Ryan Sook. Collecting SUPERMAN’S PAL JIMMY OLSEN #136 and #147-148, featuring Jimmy’s dealings with the DNAlien and Cadmus!

Jack Kirby? Jimmy Olsen? I’d totally buy this if DC wasn’t already publishing a series of omnibuses (omnibusi?) featuring this work in a better format and couched within a complete collection. I really love that cover though. They should really have Sook doing images like this for the covers of Countdown, instead of just doing house ads.




GREEN ARROW/BLACK CANARY #2Written by Judd Winick. Art and cover by Cliff Chiang. Variant cover by Chiang. Black Canary and Speedy head to Amazon Island, where a job offer from Athena seems to be the perfect opportunity for Dinah to focus some of her frustrations over what’s happened to Green Arrow.


Look DC Solicitation Writer, I understand you work for DC and that I should therefore defer to you when it comes to using the names of DC people and places, but I’m pretty sure it’s called Themyscira, although Paradise Island is a popular nickname for it.

Never heard of “Amazon Island” though. You sure you got the right place?

I’m really on the fence about this title because it seems to be chockfull of characters I love, and drawn by an artist I love, but I’ve given Winick so many chances, I’m not sure he deserves a 32nd one. But tying things into the Amazons Attack mess? Man, that’s a guaranteed way to get someone not to buy something.




GREEN LANTERN #25 Written by Geoff Johns Art and cover by Ivan Reis & Oclair Albert.Variant cover by Gary Frank. This is it! The most talked-about storyline of the summer, “The Sinestro Corps War,” concludes in this double-sized anniversary issue! Why does Sinestro believe he has won? How will Hal Jordan stop his greatest enemy? What is the truth behind the prophecy of “The Blackest Night”? Where will the end results of this battle take the Green Lantern Corps? What is the bizarre fate of the Anti-Monitor? Why has Earth been assigned so many Green Lanterns? Learn all the secrets! Witness all the battles! Prepare yourself for the startling ending of the greatest epic in the history of Green Lantern!_Retailers please note: This issue will feature two covers that may be ordered separately. For every 10 copies of the Standard Edition (featuring a cover by Ivan Reis & Oclair Albert, retailers may order one Variant Edition (featuring a cover by Gary Frank). See the Previews Order Form for more information. On sale November 28 • 64 pg, FC, $4.99 US

I’m really digging this story—at least the parts I’ve seen in Green Lantern—and am glad to see the conclusion will be coming in such a huge, oversized book.




TALES OF THE SINESTRO CORPS PRESENTS: ION #1 Written by Ron Marz. Art by Michael Lacomb. Cover by Ivan Reis. Ion is the chosen one of the Green Lantern Corps, whose coming was foretold as a prophecy in the Book of Oa. But now that Kyle Rayner has been possessed by Parallax, can he ever bear the mantle of Ion again? Or will it pass to a completely new bearer? This all-important Sinestro Corps tie-in reveals the answers, and sets the stage for Green Lantern — and Kyle Rayner — for years to come!


Can Kyle Rayner ever bear the mantle of Ion again? Here’s hoping that no, no he can’t. And that the future of Kyle Rayner will be that he gets a Green Lantern ring back and goes back to being a GL. If the universe can have 7200 of ‘em, and Earth at least four, I don’t see why he can’t be one of those Lanterns, and Earth Lantern #5. And it’s not like the whole Ion concept/maxiseries set the world on fire with sales and popularity or anything.




HARLEY QUINN: PRELUDES AND KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES hc
Written by Karl Kesel
Art and cover by Terry Dodson & Rachel Dodson
The Joker’s lovable partner in crime takes the spotlight in this new hardcover volume collecting
HARLEY QUINN #1-7, written by Karl Kesel (SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL) with art by the fan-favorite team of Terry Dodson & Rachel Dodson (WONDER WOMAN)! Don’t miss these beautifully illustrated tales of lunacy!
Advance-solicited; on sale January 16 • 192 pg, FC, $24.99



This is probably the weirdest thing on the whole list this month. Seven issues of a cancelled series for $25…four dollars more than seven issues of a $2.99 comic book. Additionally, you can find all seven of these books in back issue bins for somewhere between $1.75 and $7.00, depending on how cheap a back issue bin your looking in. For $25, you could buy most of the 38-issue series.

What’s even weirder is why it’s being released now…it’s not simply to capitalize on the Dodsons’ rising star, is it? Because DC’s never showed much (okay, any) interest in reprinting older material by superstar creators before. After all, it’s not like there’s an Invasion! trade featuring Todd McFarlane art, or anything collecting the bulk of Mark Millar’s many stories.

Cool title for the collection, though.






Check it out—Wonder Woman's totally wearing the wrong belt.

And Alex Ross painted the wrong belt on her on the cover of last week's JLoA too (Well, one of last week's two JLoA covers). Maybe that's her working-with-the-League belt, and she changes into the W-shaped one for solo missions?




JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED #39
Written by Sholly Fisch
Art by Gordon Purcell & Al Nickerson
Cover by Zach Howard
Gorilla City is missing, and the world’s greatest sleuth is on the case: Detective Chimp!


Oh DC, how could you cancel a title capable of supporting solicits like this?





Vampi?





SALVATION RUN #1 Written by Bill Willingham. Art and cover by Sean Chen & Walden Wong. Variant cover by TK. Don’t miss the stunning debut issue of a 7-part miniseries written by Bill Willingham (SHADOWPACT, FABLES) with art by superstar Sean Chen (Iron Man, X-Men: The End) & Walden Wong (COUNTDOWN TO MYSTERY, DAY OF VENGEANCE)! The world has finally had enough of the villains of the DCU — so they’re exiling the evildoers to another planet, where they’ll be left to their own diabolical devices! Who will thrive…and who will survive? Retailers please note: This issue will feature two covers that may be ordered separately. For every 10 copies of the Standard Edition (featuring a cover by Sean Chen & Walden Wong), retailers may order one Variant Edition (featuring a cover by TK TK). See the Previews Order Form for more information.


Well, it looks like a boom tube in the upper right hand corner—it’s even got Kirby dots—so I’m going to imagine that there’s some New God-age responsible. I’m afraid this will be written by the Bill Willingham of Shadowpact rather than the Bill Willingham of Fables, so I guess whether I give it a look or not will depend on what else is on shelves that week.

Also, I notice there’s an incentive variant cover scheme tied into it, where if retailers order ten copies, they get one TK TK cover.

Um, who the hell is TK TK?




SHADOWPACT #19 Written by Matt Sturges. Art and cover by Phil Winslade. A lethal trap has been sprung by Shadowpact’s crafty foes…and our heroes have no choice but to walk straight into it, to save one of their own!

I was totally going to drop this series, and then what do I see on the cover? Could that be General Stuart, he of Haunted Tank fame? Goddamit, it better not be, or I’m totally not dropping this series till November. Looks like a new creative team too…or at least just guests.




SUPERGIRL #23 Written by Kelley Puckett. Art and cover by Drew Johnson & Ray Snyder. Variant cover by Adam Kubert. The Teen of Steel embarks on a brand-new direction as writer Kelley Puckett (Batgirl) joins forces with acclaimed art team Drew Johnson & Ray Snyder (Countdown, Wonder Woman) as the new SUPERGIRL creative team! An enthralling story arc begins with a bizarre delivery to Kara’s apartment that very quickly has her hopping dimensions and traveling through deep space! Guest-starring Superman, Batman and the Green Lantern Corps!

Hmm, a new direction, a new creative team and plenty of guest-stars…sounds like business as usual for the title, actually.




SUPERMAN CONFIDENTIAL #9 Written by Vito Delsante
Art by Julian Lopez & Bit. Cover by Pete Woods. Rising stars Vito Delsante and Julian Lopez team up to tell the tale of how the Man of Steel met the original Emerald Sentinel, Alan Scott! As a mysterious team of scientists tracks a dangerous threat headed toward Metropolis, Superman learns the first lesson in super-heroism from the man who wrote the book.



I’ve mostly forgotten all about the Confidential books. The first issue of the Batman one was just awful, and while I read the first few issues of the well-crafted Superman book, I quickly lost interest in the story, which seemed oddly out-of-touch. This story looks pretty interesting though. These are two characters that don’t really spend much time together, and, I don’t know, I just kinda like the way they’re capes look next to one another.




TALES OF THE MULTIVERSE: BATMAN — VAMPIRE TP
Written by Doug Moench
Art by Kelley Jones, Malcolm Jones III and John Beatty
Cover by Jones
TALES OF THE MULTIVERSE is a new series of titles collecting stories of familiar heroes reimagined in startling ways. This inaugural volume collects the dark tales originally presented in
BATMAN/DRACULA: RED RAIN, BATMAN: BLOODSTORM and BATMAN: CRIMSON MIST, written by Doug Moench with macabre art by Kelley Jones.
The legendary horror known as Dracula has descended upon Gotham City — and he’s brought his deadly children of the night with him. Now, it’s up to Batman to stop the Lord of the Undead’s assault on his city — but after being bitten by Dracula, Batman himself joins the ranks of the undead. Will Batman be an even greater threat to the citizens of Gotham City than Dracula?


Did you know that the character of Dracula has appeared in more films than any other fictional character? It’s true!

Did you know that every day, Barnes and Noble shelves at least seven new books about vampire? Okay, well that’s not true, but it could be.

My point is, Batman’s a pretty popular, well-recognized fictional character, even outside the direct market. Dracula even more so. And vampires in general are a cross-media pop culture institution.

But if you’re not a hardcore DC reader of a certain age, you probably aren’t going to know what the fuck a “Multiverse” is.

So renaming a trilogy of stories that kicked off with something called Batman/Dracula and could easily be summed up by the two-word “Batman, Vampire” or “Batman: Vampire” into Tales of the Multiverse: Batman—Vampire is just—well, what’s the best way to put this?— fucking retarded.

Now, I love Kelley Jones. He’s seriously one of my favorite comics artists. His run on Batman with Dough Moench and John Beatty (I liked it so much, I remembered the inker’s name) is one of my favorite, right below Alan Grant/Norm Breyfogle as the Greatest Bat-Team Ever (and that’s mostly due to Jones’ work…I liked Moench’s contributions, but without such exaggerated, theatrical artwork, the scripts would have read pretty badly).

This series isn’t bad (it’s better than Moench and Jones’ other Batman Elseworlds series, Batman: Dark Joker—The Wild and Batman: Haunted Gotham). The stories get progressively worse, but that first one is pretty strong, and even the third isn’t that bad.

But giving it that ridiculous title is practically daring people not to buy it. The Elseworlds imprint was pretty easily explained. There would be a tiny logo somewhere on the front or back cover, and a sentence on the inside cover saying Elseworlds imagines DC heroes in worlds they don’t, couldn’t or shouldn’t exist. And that’s it. You weren’t narrowing your potential customer base to people who want to follow all of the Countdown spin-offs but weren’t reading Elseworlds stories 15 years ago.




BATMAN: GOTHAM BY GASLIGHT TP
Written by Brian Augustyn
Art by Mike Mignola, Eduardo Barreto and P. Craig Russell
Cover by Mike Mignola
Reoffered to coincide with the
BATMAN — VAMPIRE TP! Collecting the stories that pit the Dark Knight against Jack the Ripper and a death-dealer from the skies over Gotham!

What, no stupid fucking Tales of the Multiverse: Batman: Gotham By Gaslight title for this one?

This book is awesome, by the way.




BATMAN: HONG KONG SC
Written by Doug Moench
Art and cover by Tony Wong
Reoffered to coincide with the
BATMAN — VAMPIRE TP, also written by Doug Moench! This thrilling tale sends the Dark Knight to the other side of the globe on the trail of a killer!


I really liked this one too. Mostly because of the art. But still, not a bad read. The Dragon isn’t a bad character, and someone other than Grant Morrison could totally have used him and Alan Grant creation The Hood and a few other characters in a pretty decent version of the Club of Heroes/Batmen of Many Nations story (although now that Grant Morrison has brought the Silver Age club into post-Crisis on Infinite Earths continuity, there’s really no need).





TEEN TITANS EAST SPECIAL #1 Written by Judd Winick_Art and cover by Ian Churchill & Norm Rapmund. Titans Tower is back up and running on the East Coast as Judd Winick, Ian Churchill & Norm Rapmund assemble an explosive new team of Titans under the leadership of Cyborg! But their first mission may be their last as powerful forces gather to destroy all Titans past and future!

Judd Winick. Ian Churchill. “Titans East.” It’s like a perfect storm of things that would repel me from a comic book. This one might actually knock me to the floor and across the comic shop when I walk past it.




TRIALS OF SHAZAM #10
Written by Judd Winick
Art and cover by Mauro Cascioli
Sabina and Freddy race to find the hidden Mercury…as this test is about gaining his speed ability! And if Sabina finds him first, she’ll be equal to Freddy in the ultimate Trials for Shazam’s power!


Wow, this series still isn’t over? What the hell’s taking so long? It was part of the “Brave New World” slate of book that debuted in Brave New World #1, and All-New Atom, another of those books, is already on isse #17.

Was it original artist Howard Porter who was slowing things down? Because according to this, he’s been replaced.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Monday Morning Man vs. Cephalopod Moment




From Shazam!: From the 40's to the 70's (Harmony Books; 1977)

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Black Lightning would like to discuss his costume

















Not a bad rationale, really. Not bad at all. Of course, it only really works if the DCU was set in real time, and Jeff got his start in 1977.

The problem is that it's now 2007, so Black Lightning has either been an active superhero for 30 years—making him around 54 years old or so, and making Superman, Batman and all of the other characters to debut before him even older—or else he simply debuted later than that.

See, the DCU used to be set on a sort of sliding timeline, formalized in great detail during the Zero Hour series (which even included a year by year timeline). Rather than assigning events in the DCU dates, which would anchor them to particular years, the Zero Hour timeline established a length of time ago that they occurred. So Batman didn't start fighting crime in 1939 or 1989, but rather "ten years ago." (This is also why his 1987 origin story was called "Batman: Year One" rather than "Batman: 1977")

Zero Hour posited a ten-year-old DCU, beginning around the Silver Age. Some things that would artificially mark the passage of time, like the number of Halloweens Batman experienced during his first year on the job, or how many Christmases Lois and Clark have celebrated since marriage, we all have to kind of agree to ignore as not really counting. Big changes, however—the birth of Lian and Cerdian, Tim Drake becoming Robin, etc.—will inevitably artifically move the timeline forward.

Since Zero Hour occurred in 1994, everything that happened in the DCU between then and Infinite Crisis obviously can't fit into a single year, but we still want to err on the side of too little time passing instead of too much.

So, at the least, when Infinite Crisis occurred, eleven years had passed since Superman started superhero-ing (at the most, maybe 13 years).

Then came the "One Year Later" jump, which added an entire year onto the timeline. So now, if this week's comics are set as soon as, like, two weeks after 52 #52, we're still looking at a DCU that's at least 12 years old.

(Of course, in the months before Infinite Crisis, and then during that missing year, the entire history of time in the DCU was damaged repeatedly by Superboy punches, Alexander Luthor's rejiggering of the DCU into a "New Earth" and then Mr. Mind's random alterations to the new, 52-world multiverse. So anything on the Zero Hour timeline could be changed—maybe Superman debuted 20 years ago, or five years ago—but there hasn't been any kind of formal declaration. We know a few things that are different, like Wonder Woman appearing in the U.S. ten years before Zero Hour instead of four years before Zero Hour, but for the most part we know what hasn't changed, not what has. And nothing that pertains to Black Lighting. So Jeff and I are going to have to work with the most recent info available, which was provided right after Zero Hour).