That probably sounds like a pretty dumb criteria—like, if Martian Manhunter is able to defeat Superman, would Superman be able to defeat Martian Manhunter?—but I was just thinking conceivably, not that, say, J'onn could take Superman every single time if they fought repeatedly.
In the present, we get a bit of day-in-the-life of the JLA, as J'onn, Wonder Woman and Superman do some Justice League business, and then, perhaps surprisingly, we meet a pair of gnomes in Switzerland: These are small, spindly, mostly naked little guys with bald heads, no beards and pointed ears. We get a little bit about a day in their life too, and then the pair, Emrick and Elmen, return to find something extraordinary in the history of their people has happened: Behind a set of gigantic doors deep underground, the gnomes have discovered the slumbering Drakul Karfang Drakonis Serpente, the last dragon from the opening scene.
Meanwhile, we spend some time with Wonder Woman at home on Themyscria, where she hangs out with a wood nymph named Althea and nereid named Zoe. Under Moeller's brush, these characters look like photorealistic little girls, save for the fact that the former is green and the latter blue (Moeller's Diana, I think, has more than a touch of Lynda Carter to her face and expressions, and she wears a costume that hangs and fits in ways evocative of Carter's, rather than simply resembling body paint).
Within the week, the full League—or at least the main seven—are seated around the meeting table, with J'onn bringing up various issues and the team deciding who will tackle which mission. Aquaman notices that Wonder Woman seems a little out of it, and Batman (who Moeller draws without the usual white triangle eyes, as if there's always a shadow over his face, giving him a creepy eye-less look) notices, and seems suspicious. (Indeed, he's so suspicious that, when the other Leaguers all leave, he uses tweezers and a plastic bag to lift a fiber from Wonder Woman's chair to analyze.)
Once it becomes clear that this dragon business is about to come true, Diana executes a plan she had apparently put together over the last few days. If the Justice League is destined to die defeating the dragon, she has no choice but to defeat her fellow Leaguers for their own good, removing them from play, and then taking on the dragon by herself. In other words, by beating up her teammates and sacrificing her own life to defeat the dragon, she can save the rest of the Justice League.
And so, then we get to what might be the most interesting passage of the graphic novel, and what I imagine was the selling point when Moeller was making his pitch: Wonder Woman versus the Justice League.
Now, given her powers—super-strength, super-speed, near-invincibility, flight—and her combat expertise and magic lasso, I think Wonder Woman could conceivably take out each of her allies in a protracted one-on-one fight, with J'onn's mental powers probably proving the biggest threat to her (Aquaman and Batman would, obviously, go down easiest).
For Green Lantern, she slyly removes his ring and then headbutts him into unconsciousness. There seemed to be an element of seduction to this scene to me, the way she touches Kyle, but maybe I'm just reading too much into it:
Aquaman, with whom she was assigned a mission, is taken out easily enough. After they save a shit, she simply picks him up and flies off with him. He protests the whole time—"I won't have this, blast you!"—until she dumps him into Charybdis, the mythical whirlpool*, while the nereid Zoe looks on and laughs.
Batman is the only one Wonder Woman doesn't surprise attack, and, ready for a fight of some kind, seems to fare the best against her. She's on the Watchtower and in the middle of trying to launch the unconscious Flash and GL into space in little statis tube thingees when Batman confronts her ("I've fallen into the same trap his opponents always make-- --I've underestimated him," she tells herself...with somewhat awkward phrasing on the first half there; I think an editor should have cleaned that up to, "I've made the same mistake his opponents always make"...)
Their dialogue is interesting here. At the outset, Batman is charmingly dickish to her regarding Greek myth and her belief: He takes it pretty far, though, and at one point I recoiled at a few of his lines, which are sexist and show a remarkable lack of empathy (she calls him a "reptile" at that point), but a few panels later she says, "I...know what you're doing...Trying to goad me into a mistake." I wonder which of Batman's mentors and teachers taught him to weaponize Being An Asshole in order to win a fight...?
Finally, there's Superman, and this leads to the funniest scene in the book:
The guileless Superman falling for such a simple trick (and just pages after Batman told Wonder Woman to get out of the betrayal business, because she's such a bad liar...but apparently good enough to trick Superman!), the kicked Superman skipping like a stone, and then his face skidding along the ground...? Comedy perfection.
I believe this is the "There's the door spaceman" of fight scenes.
Now, I think Wonder Woman could take Superman, especially after a devastating surprise attack like that. I mean, just throw the lasso on him, and the notoriously vulnerable-to-magic Superman is done, right?
The presentation was pretty different, too. While A League of One was an original hardcover graphic novel, the follow-up was published as a standalone two-part miniseries in early 2006, under the unlikely title of JLA Classified: Cold Steel.
A discrete JLA story not tied to month-in, month-out continuity and published shortly before the 1997-2006 JLA title would be canceled, it came out in the "End of JLA" period I wrote about last year, and would thus seemingly have fit into either JLA proper, which, in its last years had become a Legend of the Dark Knight-style anthology series featuring different story arcs by different creative teams, or the pages of JLA Classified, a 54-issue, 2005-2008 ongoing that was also an anthology series featuring different story arcs by different creative teams.
Instead, Moeller's Cold Steel was a Classified miniseries, a spin-off of a spin-off, apparently.
I would love to know what, exactly, was going on behind-the-scenes regarding DC's JLA material around the time, as, between the two books, the publisher seemed to be burning up inventory stories and repurposing miniseries. Moeller's short text page about Cold Steel suggests part of what might have been going on, but we'll get to that in a bit.
At any rate, this new edition rescues Cold Steel from the relative oblivion of 20-year-old back-issue bins and re-presents it to what I hope is a more appreciative audience.
Oh, and because this book came out when it did, you will notice that the line-up doesn't fit into JLA continuity anywhere. The line-up are the same Big Seven heroes that were in the first issue of Grant Morrison and company's JLA, and the same that were in Moller's own A League of One.
But you will note a few cosmetic changes meant to update the cast. So, the Watchtower exteriors we see show the squatter redesign that Brian Hitch had given it during his short tenure on JLA, with the emanating out-buildings. Green Lantern Kyle Rayner is now sporting his newer, Jim Lee-designed costume, the all-black-and-green one with the prominent collar, that he started wearing in the summer of 2002. And Aquaman has cut his hair, trimmed his beard, picked up a magic water hand and put on a new pair of pants, a short-lived look that lasted only about 14 issues of his 2003-2006 series (After which he would start going cleanshaven again for a while, and put his favorite orange shirts and green pants back on).
And yes, Kyle left the League in 2003's JLA #76 and never rejoined. Similarly, while Aquaman came back to life in the present, the epilogue to "The Obsidian Age" arc (the only issues of JLA in which Kyle wore that particular costume), he also left the team, and didn't reappear in the title until deeper into the "End of..." era, appearing briefly in "Syndicate Rules", "Crisis of Conscience" and the post-League "World Without a Justice League" arc, though not in this particular get-up).
In other words, these seven Leaguers, wearing these particular costumes, were never on the team at the same time.
So, if the elevator pitch for A League of One was Wonder Woman vs. The JLA, that for "Cold Steel" seems to be "the JLA pilot giant robots." In fact, the book seems to have been reverse-engineered from that concept, much of it—probably too much of it, actually, as Moeller explains later—written to get the team into the particular circumstances where they need to climb aboard giant robot versions of themselves.
As with his previous story, Moeller does an admirable job of world-building, thinking through the biology, culture, religion and technology of the two warring alien races in the story and, gradually, revealing them not to be simply a good race and a bad race, but two complicated peoples.
Their conflict pretty much crashes into the team's lunar Watchtower in the opening pages of "Cold Steel," as a crescent-shaped, metal ship containing a Ghoji expedition seeking out the League is attacked by a stranger ship, one that seems to be alive, pursues and seeks to destroy them. It's piloted by the Voruk.
The former are roughly humanoid, extremely thin with pale skin, big eyes, antennae, and "backwards" legs like the hindlimbs of some mammals. The latter are more fish-like, resembling rays and prehistoric creatures, and floating through their water-filled ships, which are organic in nature.
After the Ghoji are taken into the Watchtower and everyone is speaking the same language—the Ghoji, it turns out, are psychic—they tell the story of an interplanetary war, one in which the Voruk attacked and sought to conquer the Ghoji home world, taking them as slave labor. In the end, the Voruk subjected the Ghoji's planet Penumbra to a strange super-weapon. A huge metal ring in appearance, it has the effect of putting everyone on the planet to sleep from which they cannot wake, and during which they don't seem to age.
The Leaguers discuss whether to involve themselves in a war like this at all. Aquaman has reservations and Batman has suspicions that they aren't being told everything, despite J'onn's telepathy and Wonder Woman's expertise revealing that the Ghoji are telling the truth. The deciding factor, however, seems to be that a Ghoji Green Lantern had previously ventured to Penumbra, back when there was still a Green Lantern Corps, and thus Kyle wants to rescue her if they can, and finish her work.
So, after a brief call to the JSA to tell them they'd be off-planet for a bit, the League boards a ship and heads to space, intent on saving Penumbra, rather than picking a side in the war. After scenes set among the Ghoji, we eventually get to the giant robots. The Ghoji have technology to shield ships from the effects of the sleep weapon, but it's big technology, not something that could be worn on a belt or as a backpack.
Luckily, the Ghoji also have very large robots.
"I've designed the armatures to mirror as closely as possible our personal strengths and abilities," Batman explains:
In battle, I want our instincts to work for us, not against us.
For example...
Superman's machine is loaded up with armor. It can take a hit from a battleship and keep going.
We've installed cutting lasers that he can trigger instantly, from inside the cockpit, with his heat vision.
Aquaman's vehicle has been equipped with undersea propulsion and a harpoon arm----while Martian Manhunter's machine has been fitted with a powerful psychic amplifier.
And so on. Some of the exact abilities won't be revealed until the robots are in use, like the fact that The Flash's humanoid-shaped vehicle can uncurl what looks like a giant backpack on it to turn it into a sort of giant super-speed wheel...
Or that Batman's can transform, Robotech-style, into a sort of Batplane...
It almost sounds like a Transformer, doesn't it...?As for the color schemes and superhero sigils, those are the work of Green Lantern and The Flash. "Something's missing," Kyle says, regarding the giant gray robots, "Can we get ahold of some paint? We'll need a lot."
Not sure why Moeller left that up to artist Kyle Rayner. I mean, when has Batman not matched a vehicle of his to his costume colors, and applied a bat-symbol to it...?
Finally inside their giant robots at the end of the first issue, the second issue is devoted to their mission on the sleeping planet, where they fight alongside the Ghoji—each has one of them as a co-pilot within their vehicle—against native dangers on the planet, as well the Voruk and, ultimately, the super-weapon, which is malfunctioning in a way that threatens the planet...and galaxy...maybe even all reality.
I don't want to spoil anything else about the second half of the story than I already have, as this is where Moeller subverts a lot of what we think of as standard genre tropes, and we get payoffs regarding Batman and other characters' suspicions about the Ghoji, but it's a pretty great story, showing the Justice Leaguers as peacemakers as much as warriors, and giving each of the heroes an equal share of the spotlight.
Oh, and Kyle manages to rescue the long lost Ghoji Green Lantern, and they get along pretty well:
I wonder if any other writer ever picked up this character, Shirea Vaas in the 20 years or so since this story saw publication...? I mean, there are thousands of Green Lanterns, right? She could be one of them now. Oh, and I wonder what became of her, her ring and her lantern between the end of this story and the return of the Corps after Green Lantern: Rebirth...?
Anyway, this was a really fun story, and probably one of the most toyetic Justice Leaguer stories I can think of off the top of my head...
After this story ends, there's a 25-page "Making of JLA: A League of One" section, a 34-page "Making of JLA: Cold Steel" section and seven pages of paintings related to the covers, one of which went unused, but featured League of One's dragon fighting Cold Steel's Superman mech fighting in the background, with Wonder Woman leading the seven Leaguers and GL Shiera Vaas in a dramatic charge, Aquaman in his gladiator harness and Kyle in his later GL costume.
There's a prose passage about working on each of the books, and plenty of sketches and design work. Moeller went so far as to sculpt the head of the dragon for League of One, and the Cold Steel section is full of detailed designs for each of the robots in Cold Steel.
In discussing the later project, Moeller reveals that he was approached by then-JLA editor Dan Raspler to do a follow-up to A League of One, and was reluctant to do so, as he was busy producing covers for the series Lucifer. He was given a longer-than-usual production schedule, and had completed the obviously extensive design and world-building work as well as the script and the art for the first of what was meant to be three issues before Raspler was laid off and, as he says, the project was "orphaned."
In the end, the last two issues were compressed into a single issue, and I imagine this orphaning is why Cold Steel came out as JLA Classified: Cold Steel, rather than as a standalone miniseries...and I imagine Raspler's layoff might explain some of the chaos in the last few years of JLA.
For fans of this particular era of the Justice League, I'd definitely recommend this book.
*Not to be confused with the villain Charybdis, who's the guy that had Aquaman hand chewed off by piranhas at the beginning of Peter David's Aquaman series, and whom Erik Larsen later brought back as Piranha-Man.
















