Actually, Billy, every single person in the world can do that.

Dr. Sivana, Man of a Thousand Faces

You'd think a four-foot-tall bald man with huge ears, a conspicuous overbite and eyeglasses so thick they're practically opaque would would be easy to spot in a crowd. But despite his peculiar look, Captain Marvel's archnemisis Dr. Sivana has proved quite adept at concealing his identity.

Is the world's maddest scientist also a master of disguise, or is young Billy Batson and his adult alterego just really, really gullible? You be the judge!

Some of Sivana's more clever disguises:




Soda jerk!





Ticket Girl!





Captain Marvel's own aunt!





Outrageous Asian stereotype!





Eccentric professor!

(Which is, apparently, totally different than a mad scientist)

The Wisdom of Solomon

I'm fairly certain that when Shakespeare referred to the "milk of human kindness" he was not, in fact, referring to milk's ability to douse raging infernos when you lift a tanker car full of it over a buring airplane and shake, as Cap does here in this panel from Whiz Comics #9, by Bill Parker and C.C. Beck.